It's A Girl

[Unbridled Pageantry]

I'd like to announce that I've recently found out that I am pregnant.
Alot of you know that I've been trying for quite some time now, and I just wanted to thank everyone who's helped to support me in my difficult decision....to become pregnant.

It's a harsh world out there, but with this baby in my belly; I can tackle anything!!!!

[spartygirl]

Well...congrats !!! when are you due??? are your breasts swollen ???? do you have any cravings ?? remember to start the Pre-natal vitamens right away..will help with the tiredness....do you have morning sickness???

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Well...congrats !!! when are you due??? are your breasts swollen ???? do you have any cravings ?? remember to start the Pre-natal vitamens right away..will help with the tiredness....do you have morning sickness???

Thanks sparty :)
The doctor said probably mid August to be expecting.
My breasts haven't started to swell yet; but my testicles are enormous!!!
And I have been having alot of morning sickness lately. But, I'm really not sure if that's the baby, or the heavy drinking. ***shrugs***
Thanks for the well wishes; I can use all the support I can get right now.

[spartygirl]

anytime :) as a mother who has been thru this a few times...I have lots of advice for you !!!

oh....and NO more drinking young man !! not good for the baby !!!! :p:D
**hides beer behind back***

[krakup]

is this true? are you really going to be a dad? and if so, that is fantastic news congratulations :) so that's how many now, 3? Pung iggy and you

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Um......are you sure you're preggers UP? If your only symptoms are swollen testicles & throwing up in the morning, I would strongly ecourage you to get a second opinion...ya big nut (pun intended)!! :D

I'm pretty positive Lissa, it was a very good doctor and I'm feeling much more motherly lately.
My feet are also swollen to the size of frying pans, and we all know that swollen feet don't lie.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

is this true? are you really going to be a dad? and if so, that is fantastic news congratulations :) so that's how many now, 3? Pung iggy and you

Although I love this child in me with all my heart, I'm still trying to decide wether to keep it or not.
THe world can be such a judging place, that I'm not sure I want to put my baby through the scrutiny.
:)

[chester]

Who's the father?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Who's the father?

I met this mysterious drifter about a month back. For some reason there was this strange bond between the two of us. He said his name was Unrestrained Jubilance and that he wouldn't be able to stay in town for long.
We went to a local bowling alley to play a few rounds and have a few drinks.
Well one thing led to another, what with all the ball innuendo, and the next thing I know I'm waking up in an empty bed, and a waddle to my step.
The odd thing is, is that this stranger accidently took my shoe's when he left. When I tried on his pair that he'd left behind.....they were a perfect fit.
Try to explain that!!!

[losttime]

I met this mysterious drifter about a month back. For some reason there was this strange bond between the two of us. He said his name was Unrestrained Jubilance and that he wouldn't be able to stay in town for long.
We went to a local bowling alley to play a few rounds and have a few drinks.
Well one thing led to another, what with all the ball innuendo, and the next thing I know I'm waking up in an empty bed, and a waddle to my step.
The odd thing is, is that this stranger accidently took my shoe's when he left. When I tried on his pair that he'd left behind.....they were a perfect fit.
Try to explain that!!!

You never know it can be the next Leader of the Others.

[chester]

I think UP might be his own mom.

[chester]

I wonder if the same-person-sex laws are relaxed in Canada? Is it legal to marry a yourself travelling from a different time period?

[Jelena]

PMSL

Well congrats U.P. - if any lineage deserves to be passed on, it's yours. :D

Btw, it's freaking awesome that you put this in the 'announcements' part of the forum. ;)

[Jelena]

Have you decided on a name yet U.P.?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Yes, I believe that was his m.o., Jello. I'm guessing it was a rebel political statement of some sort. He is unbridled after all. I really hope so because it pains me to picture the whole "swollen testes" thing. Make it stop!!!!:eek:

You think it's painful hearing about it? Try walking around with these bad boys. :)

Jelena
Have you decided on a name yet U.P.?

I haven't crossed that bridge yet Jelena. I'm still dealing with the flood of emotions that's been washing over me daily.
I really feel my body changing.

Any name idea's????

[chester]

Unrestrained Jubilance?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

awww yes, after the father.
But that sunafa left me high and dry, I'm not sure if I want to give him the honour of my child's name.

After having thought about it, I'm heavily considered the name Winslow Pageantry.
I really think that it would do justice to an unknown legend, and cornerstone of my family tree.

[spartygirl]

awww yes, after the father.
But that sunafa left me high and dry, I'm not sure if I want to give him the honour of my child's name.

After having thought about it, I'm heavily considered the name Winslow Pageantry.
I really think that it would do justice to an unknown legend, and cornerstone of my family tree.

Are you sure you want Winslow for a girls name ??? and you called her a him....:eek:..good lord UP....your child is gonna have sexual transgender issues before he/she is even born !!! :p:)

[spartygirl]

You have to pick a name we can "Kochajopu". :)

Translation please ??? :rolleyes::confused:

I think it has something to do with Pungs little one...but thats all I know ""pphhhtt"":D

[tpbaxter]

Congratulations Unbridled Pageantry. I had no idea!

I think you should name your child Ontological Paradox. It has a nice ring to it, I think.

[chester]

Are you sure you want Winslow for a girls name ??? and you called her a him....:eek:..good lord UP....your child is gonna have sexual transgender issues before he/she is even born !!! :p:)

Hmmm, good point. Maybe the kid is a hermaphrodite?

[tpbaxter]

Hmmm, good point. Maybe the kid is a hermaphrodite?

Maybe UP is one too? Since he has swollen testicles and is pregnant and may be his own mother and wears pink and stuff.

[spartygirl]

Maybe UP is one too? Since he has swollen testicles and is pregnant and may be his own mother and wears pink and stuff.

thats what Im thinking....and picks up men at bowling alleys...and WE all know what happens at those Bowling alleys :eek::p:D

[spartygirl]

Hahahaha! Well then, shouldn't the baby's name be something androgynous like Terry, or Pat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRY_t6GEOB4

PHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!! :rolleyes::p:D

You are sooooo funny ms Lisa....

[tpbaxter]

Hahahaha! Well then, shouldn't the baby's name be something androgynous like Terry, or Pat?

I think all the names mentioned so far are pretty ambiguous in regards to gender. Gender has lost a great deal of meaning to me after reading this thread actually.

I also think it's kind of cool (and weird) that Unbridled Pageantry can potentially wipe out his entire family tree if he ever decides to commit suicide. It all depends on why Unrestrained Jubilance's shoes fit Unbridled Pageantry so well.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Are you sure you want Winslow for a girls name ??? and you called her a him....:eek:..good lord UP....your child is gonna have sexual transgender issues before he/she is even born !!! :p:)

I think Winslow would be a lovely name for both male and female; and I can always call her Winnie.
When I said him, I was referring to that bastard that walked out me.

spartygirl
thats what Im thinking....and picks up men at bowling alleys...and WE all know what happens at those Bowling alleys

In my defence I didn't do any of the "picking up".
I went out for a nice evening, and was swept off my feet. There was nothing I could do about it.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Hmmm, good point. Maybe the kid is a hermaphrodite?
tpbaxter
Maybe UP is one too? Since he has swollen testicles and is pregnant and may be his own mother and wears pink and stuff.

I wish it were that easily explained bax, I really do.
Man; if I was a hermaphrodite everything would be great, but the doctors said they have no way of explaining this. The most information anyone's been able to give me was to watch the movie "Junior".
I tried that, but it didn't seem to help.

[spartygirl]

I think Winslow would be a lovely name for both male and female; and I can always call her Winnie.When I said him, I was referring to that bastard that walked out me.



In my defence I didn't do any of the "picking up".
I went out for a nice evening, and was swept off my feet. There was nothing I could do about it.

for some reason, I knew you were gonna say that...as I was thinking the same thing...Winnie... LOL

ahhh....Falling in LUST ......I remember that feeling :D

[Jelena]

I'm guessing he/she/it will look something like this:

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww177/Lissamarie323/11baby.jpg

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww177/Lissamarie323/1baby.jpg

OMG OMG hahahahaha, hilarious... PMSL!!!

I especially love the second one. He's actually pretty cute in that one, LoL. Although I think the mother should probably have the same face, ROFL!

[Pung]

U.P., we you guys 5 pin bowling? Or were you going American-10 pin-style?

I think this could have a lot to do with how you got pregnant and the sex of the baby.

When Steph became pregnant with Kaydence, I thought back to the night that she was conceived and I remember that Steph and I had been partying at our local V.F.W. having drinks with friends. Well we were challenged by another couple to a game of shuffleboard. Things quickly became heated between our two team with the trash-talk and all. We soon found ourselves in a 7 games series, with everyone in the place watching. The board at the V.F.W. is one of those short shuffleboard tables, so it makes shots a little easier. It all came down to Steph, we needed 4 points. She had two pucks left and went a little too far with the 1st one. Then on her last shot in a moment of brilliance, she left the puck hanging over the back edge....4 points baby! I knew right there and then that something magical was going to take place. 9 minutes later, including the 5 minutes to smoke a cigarette, I went to bed unknowing that in 9 months I would be a father.

Fastforward 3 years, Steph and I found ourselves in a seemingly familiar situation. This time we were with friends and family at our local Moose lodge. We were challenged to a game of shuffleboard, and a 6th sense of mine kicked in. I quickly said that we would only play, if it was a seven game series, winner take all. The terms were met and the game was on. Steph and I were both playing great shuffleboard. There was just the right amount of grain on the table, only a few bad shots taken, a very tight match. The table at our Moose lodge is a long shuffleboard table, only for the pros. We found ourselves deadlocked in a 3-3 tie going into game seven. Again, this was feeling all too familiar. I quickly slammed the rest of my Busch Light draft and became so focused on the game I lost track of sight and sound away from the shuffleboard table. This game all came down to me and one last shot to prove my mettle. I glided that puck as smoothly as any shot I had ever taken. The puck struck my oppents previous shot and bounced to the left where it struck another of thier motionless pucks. When the dust cleared I had removed two of their pucks and left mine rested perfectly in the center of the 3 column. Victory was ours! That night the magic continued on into the night, and 5 weeks later I learned that I was going to be a father again.

As you can see, there are only a few slight differences between the two glorious matches we encountered. In my heart, I know the only thing that made a difference was the length of the two tables that we played on. So I feel that the amount of Pins you were bowling against most certainly had something to with you becoming pregnant and why it is a girl.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

I'm guessing he/she/it will look something like this:

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww177/Lissamarie323/11baby.jpg

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww177/Lissamarie323/1baby.jpg

Wow, that is one adorable baby.
Thank you Lissa, I only hope my little darling turns out to be that lovely
:)


And Pung, we were only five pin bowling.
I wanted to go ten pin, but Unrestrained Jubilance told me he preferred five pin. Something about the balls being more manageable or something.
After that the night was pretty much a blur, I'm not even sure what the final score was.

[Jelena]

My my, Pung buddy, you're quickly and skillfully taking Ort's position. Who knew you could write smut so well?! :D

So, the solution to all my problems is to play bowling then? Hm!

[Pung]

My my, Pung buddy, you're quickly and skillfully taking Ort's position. Who knew you could write smut so well?! :D

So, the solution to all my problems is to play bowling then? Hm!

That or join a dart league. Last season, my league partner, two of our friends in the league, and myself had all knocked up our significant others.

I felt really bad for the one guy. He was 59 years old when he found out! The baby is now about 6 months old and he has had his 60th bday. He's a blast though, I've never seen somebody drink that much tequila and still be able to stand. But yeah the dart league is dangerous :)

[Pung]

Awesome stories, Pung and you are an amazing story teller! I gotta start hanging out at VFWs. :)

Thanks, yes i encourage eveeryone to visit their local VFW or some other fraternal organization. Cheap drinks and fun stroies, I love old people!

And Pung, we were only five pin bowling.
I wanted to go ten pin, but Unrestrained Jubilance told me he preferred five pin. Something about the balls being more manageable or something.
After that the night was pretty much a blur, I'm not even sure what the final score was.

The 5 pin route makes your balls much more manageable, but there is nothing like getting two of my favorite fingers and a thumb inside a nice 14 lbs bowling ball to go after 10 pins, makes me feel alive! I can only imagine the trance that UJ must have had you in once you saw his hands around one of those canadian balls, pure magic I believe.

[Jelena]

That or join a dart league. Last season, my league partner, two of our friends in the league, and myself had all knocked up our significant others.

I felt really bad for the one guy. He was 59 years old when he found out! The baby is now about 6 months old and he has had his 60th bday. He's a blast though, I've never seen somebody drink that much tequila and still be able to stand. But yeah the dart league is dangerous :)

I love playing darts. We did play them last year, but nothing happened. Perhaps because we didn't win. Hm? Is that something that's a must? Other than you know, baby dancing itself? :D

[tpbaxter]

Note to self: Remember to wear protection when bowling or playing darts or shuffleboard.

[Pung]

I love playing darts. We did play them last year, but nothing happened. Perhaps because we didn't win. Hm? Is that something that's a must? Other than you know, baby dancing itself? :D

Most will tell you that winning isnt everything, most are wrong. Nothing gets my impregnating juices flowing like a good victory!

Note to self: Remember to wear protection when bowling or playing darts or shuffleboard.

You should be safer than that bax if you are trying not to get someone pregnant. My daily regimen includes putting on a condom before I leave the house. I cant take any chances, safetey is #1

[Jelena]

Most will tell you that winning isnt everything, most are wrong. Nothing gets my impregnating juices flowing like a good victory!



You should be safer than that bax if you are trying not to get someone pregnant. My daily regimen includes putting on a condom before I leave the house. I cant take any chances, safetey is #1

Ahahahahahahahahaha

[spartygirl]

OMG, I have to go!! I adore the elderly! Not in a pervered way mind you, just in a 'I want to hug them and chat with them and dress them up like garden gnomes and keep them in my yard' kind of way. VFW here I come! :)

Lisa and UP...the baby is adorable in a kinda freakish way :p

Pung..you really should be a writer !!!!

while traveling back home after a trip downsouth, we couldnt find a local hangout in this small town ...the only place open that served alcohol was a moose lodge hahaaha...well, we ventured in and ended up spending the whole evening talking to the old people in there and one was a truck driver (imagine that) who travels around with his wife and the stories they told of their travels were hilarious...there were about 8 people, beers cheap, and the bartender made one hell of a pizza !!! but the stories they tell are amazing...I truly had a wonderful time !!

however, I did not end up pregnant prob because there was no dartboard or shuffleboard..but I did end up with a new dog when I got home !!!!:D

[JfromtheD]

Thanks, yes i encourage eveeryone to visit their local VFW or some other fraternal organization. Cheap drinks and fun stroies, I love old people!

I went to a after-funeral gathering at one a couple of months ago...
Those guys show such respect to their 'brothers.'

And the objects and memorials are fascinating! :cool:

[Unbridled Pageantry]

I saw a very interesting sight this morning when I was on.
I looked at the list of online members and saw Jelena. One minute later I checked back and Jelena was gone, but a very ominous name was left behind.....
Unrestrained Jubilance!!!!

Now I'd hate to think that anyone would be cruel enough to pose as the father of my love child, and possibly cause me severe emotional stress in an already stressful time. But with the hand I've been dealt I don't know who to trust anymore.

But if this Unrestrained Jubilance is not and imitation and the real thing; then I think we're all in for a very messy confrontation.
Hell hath no fury like a pregnant man scorned.

[tpbaxter]

I don't want to admit it, but the baby UP pictures are hilarious. If he is going to have that has his signature I'm not going to be able to take anything UP says seriously ever again.

(hmm... not sure if I ever have anyway, but I digress...)

[Jelena]

I saw a very interesting sight this morning when I was on.
I looked at the list of online members and saw Jelena. One minute later I checked back and Jelena was gone, but a very ominous name was left behind.....
Unrestrained Jubilance!!!!

Now I'd hate to think that anyone would be cruel enough to pose as the father of my love child, and possibly cause me severe emotional stress in an already stressful time. But with the hand I've been dealt I don't know who to trust anymore.

But if this Unrestrained Jubilance is not and imitation and the real thing; then I think we're all in for a very messy confrontation.
Hell hath no fury like a pregnant man scorned.

:eek:You lie!

I have nothing to do with it! :eek:

[losttime]

UP went back in time and gave birth to his own mom. Amazing UP, this will be the next great story on TV after Lost.

[Jelena]

AHA! Here we go. That effin son of a... Jubilance is online, and so I am. Proof enough that I am not you, your child, nor the one who impregnated you UP. :p :D

[Unbridled Pageantry]

AHA! Here we go. That effin son of a... Jubilance is online, and so I am. Proof enough that I am not you, your child, nor the one who impregnated you UP. :p :D

I believe you Jelena, you have to nice a nature to pull a stunt so hurtful. :)

I'm just waiting in anxious anticipation for Unrestrained Jubilance to finally show his face, if he has the nerve.
I don't even know what I'd say to him.

[Jelena]

I believe you Jelena, you have to nice a nature to pull a stunt so hurtful. :)

I'm just waiting in anxious anticipation for Unrestrained Jubilance to finally show his face, if he has the nerve.
I don't even know what I'd say to him.

It's curious though, that effin bastard has locked his profile, so it's inaccessible. :eek: :D

[Unbridled Pageantry]

I'm drawing a line in the sand
_______________________________

I want that heartless bastard Unrestrained Jubilance to show himself and speak up.
Quit lurking around like the low down lying dog you are.
This is your last chance to be apart of my babies life, and if you don't want to except the two of us, then walk out that damn door and don't ever show your handsome face around here AGAIN!!!!!

I have spokEN!!!!!

[Pung]

I'm drawing a line in the sand
_______________________________

I want that heartless bastard Unrestrained Jubilance to show himself and speak up.
Quit lurking around like the low down lying dog you are.
This is your last chance to be apart of my babies life, and if you don't want to except the two of us, then walk out that damn door and don't ever show your handsome face around here AGAIN!!!!!

I have spokEN!!!!!

Damn Up, take your prenatals and calm down!

Maybe Uj has a reason for the way he has treated you? Perhaps he is afraid to stay connected with you as there may be some complicated plot that he knows the two of you can never be together?

What if your dad has offerred him a handsome amount of money to stay away fromyou and the baby, and Uj will have to wait until the 3rd trimester to decide that he would rather be with you and the baby and give the money back to your father...

Or maybe he knows how creative you are and doesnt want to stop you from persuing your art career. He knows that if he gets involved with you that you will want to settle down and give up the brush and easle. He knows that if he abandons you, you will keep your independence and your creative edge and be able to become the person you always dreamed of....

All I am trying to say is that he may be doing this out of love to you and you just dont realize it.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

You are wise beyond your years Pung, and I have listened to you advice.

Behold my masterpiece.
I call it "Space Time Turle Wormhole Watches on as Biggest Spoiler Ever Leads Angel Baby To Heaven", and it never would have been possible without you Pung. :)

http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg400/Unbridled-Pageantry/babymaxflyingtotheheavens.jpg

pung
Or maybe he knows how creative you are and doesnt want to stop you from persuing your art career. He knows that if he gets involved with you that you will want to settle down and give up the brush and easle. He knows that if he abandons you, you will keep your independence and your creative edge and be able to become the person you always dreamed of....

All I am trying to say is that he may be doing this out of love to you and you just dont realize it.

I totally understand what you're saying and I really think I've had a breakthrough. If being with Unrestrained Jubilance means giving up my independance, then I don't want him.
I'm a free spirit that need's to spread his wings, and I ain't gonna let no man come walkin' up all on me tellin' me what to wear and who to see. Not to this pregnant man.

Thank you pung, you've helped me overcome a real hurdle that has clearly been holding me back on my road to independance.

[Pung]

You are wise beyond your years Pung, and I have listened to you advice.

Behold my masterpiece.
I call it "Space Time Turle Wormhole Watches on as Biggest Spoiler Ever Leads Angel Baby To Heaven", and it never would have been possible without you Pung. :)

http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg400/Unbridled-Pageantry/babymaxflyingtotheheavens.jpg



I totally understand what you're saying and I really think I've had a breakthrough. If being with Unrestrained Jubilance means giving up my independance, then I don't want him.
I'm a free spirit that need's to spread his wings, and I ain't gonna let no man come walkin' up all on me tellin' me what to wear and who to see. Not to this pregnant man.

Thank you pung, you've helped me overcome a real hurdle that has clearly been holding me back on my road to independance.

I knew that you were an independent spirit, but dont get all beyonce just yet. Are you going to be prepared for when he is standing outside your window with a boombox above his head?

http://www.edwindecker.com/images/boombox.jpg

[Unbridled Pageantry]

I knew that you were an independent spirit, but dont get all beyonce just yet. Are you going to be prepared for when he is standing outside your window with a boombox above his head?

http://www.edwindecker.com/images/boombox.jpg

Thanks to you pung, I think I'm ready for anything that this crazy world can throw at me now.
Oh yeah, and nice avatar. Hang on to a copy of it and after I die it will be worth millions.

[Pung]

Thanks to you pung, I think I'm ready for anything that this crazy world can throw at me now.
Oh yeah, and nice avatar. Hang on to a copy of it and after I die it will be worth millions.

You may pass on in flesh, but you artistry will remain for years and years. You style and technique is unmatchable and you will remain immortal through your work. Just dont let Uj, try and hang on as a baby's daddy and try and get any of the royalties.

[Jelena]

Now where is that applauding smiley when I need it? :)

[Pung]

Last night I had a crazy dream and it really has me freaked out....

With all the Vampire hysteria around the world in tv shows like True Blood and movie like New Moon, I have no doubt that is the reason that I had this dream.

I lie in my bed tossing and turning feeling that my life is somehow in danger. I try to get up from the bed, but some overpowering force leaves me helpless and motionless. This snese of danger is unavoidable and i cannot escape it. I can feel it getting closer, and all of a sudden with one quick blast my bedroom windows burst open. And in flies unrestrianed jubilance like the undead lord that he is. His teeth are razor sharp and he is thirsty for my blood. I try to scream but I cannot make a sound, again i try to flee from my bed chamber but I am caught in a stare with Uj. My eyes are fixed upon his as he comes closer. His mouth opens and he is going in for the bite. Just as he is about to sink his teeth into my neck, I awake in a cold sweat, panting heavily. The windows are closed and the room is still, all is well...until i reach for the side of my neck to feel the warm blood dripping down from the torn flesh. Uj has tasted my blood, I havent been the same since. I can feel my senses hightening. I am on edge. What has this man done to me? I think I will be okay for now, but I am scared that soon he will be back to finish the job, Damn you Uj! Damn you to hell!!

[Jelena]

Last night I had a crazy dream and it really has me freaked out....

With all the Vampire hysteria around the world in tv shows like True Blood and movie like New Moon, I have no doubt that is the reason that I had this dream.

I lie in my bed tossing and turning feeling that my life is somehow in danger. I try to get up from the bed, but some overpowering force leaves me helpless and motionless. This snese of danger is unavoidable and i cannot escape it. I can feel it getting closer, and all of a sudden with one quick blast my bedroom windows burst open. And in flies unrestrianed jubilance like the undead lord that he is. His teeth are razor sharp and he is thirsty for my blood. I try to scream but I cannot make a sound, again i try to flee from my bed chamber but I am caught in a stare with Uj. My eyes are fixed upon his as he comes closer. His mouth opens and he is going in for the bite. Just as he is about to sink his teeth into my neck, I awake in a cold sweat, panting heavily. The windows are closed and the room is still, all is well...until i reach for the side of my neck to feel the warm blood dripping down from the torn flesh. Uj has tasted my blood, I havent been the same since. I can feel my senses hightening. I am on edge. What has this man done to me? I think I will be okay for now, but I am scared that soon he will be back to finish the job, Damn you Uj! Damn you to hell!!

Well then, when he comes back, you can ask him why he left UP in the lurch. Is it because he cares, or is it because he doesn't care?

EDIT: Glad to see you coming over to my vampire loving side, P-buddy. :D

[bunnydixon]

i say we grab our pitchforks and hunt down this elfin barsteward like the angry mob we are!

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Last night I had a crazy dream and it really has me freaked out....

With all the Vampire hysteria around the world in tv shows like True Blood and movie like New Moon, I have no doubt that is the reason that I had this dream.

I lie in my bed tossing and turning feeling that my life is somehow in danger. I try to get up from the bed, but some overpowering force leaves me helpless and motionless. This snese of danger is unavoidable and i cannot escape it. I can feel it getting closer, and all of a sudden with one quick blast my bedroom windows burst open. And in flies unrestrianed jubilance like the undead lord that he is. His teeth are razor sharp and he is thirsty for my blood. I try to scream but I cannot make a sound, again i try to flee from my bed chamber but I am caught in a stare with Uj. My eyes are fixed upon his as he comes closer. His mouth opens and he is going in for the bite. Just as he is about to sink his teeth into my neck, I awake in a cold sweat, panting heavily. The windows are closed and the room is still, all is well...until i reach for the side of my neck to feel the warm blood dripping down from the torn flesh. Uj has tasted my blood, I havent been the same since. I can feel my senses hightening. I am on edge. What has this man done to me? I think I will be okay for now, but I am scared that soon he will be back to finish the job, Damn you Uj! Damn you to hell!!

That is definately an outhere dream Pung.
And weird, because with me it wasn't my blood that he sucked.
ba dum bum

And Jelena's right, next time this happens ask him some questions.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

No new updates yet; I know that everyone is sitting on the edge of their seats.
This whole pregnancy thing is becoming very taxing on my body, mind, and spirit. I have a new respect for all you ladies out there.
One thing I've noticed while out Christmas shopping is the stare's that I've been getting. Just because I'm pregnant without a man in sight I get all these dirty looks like I'm some kind of slut or something.
People can be so ignorant and rude sometimes. I'm just lucky to have such a supportive safety net here with you guys.
My baby and I wish you all the happiest of holidays.
:)

[lost-a-lot]

:eek: talk about your masturbatory manifestations of fate!

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Due to recent events on the site I have made a decision on my childs name.

When I give birth to my sweet little angel, she will be known as TPena Baxter Pageantry.
She will hear tales of his exploits whispered on the wind until the end of time, and rejoice with the knowledge that although he is not with us; he walks amongst us.

[Pung]

How about TPenga? kinda like the chick on Boy Meets World :D

[Dzbabykel]

How about TPenga? kinda like the chick on Boy Meets World :D

Hahaha that's hilarious :p

[Unbridled Pageantry]

How about TPenga? kinda like the chick on Boy Meets World :D

I like it Pung.
TPenga. It has a nice ring to it, and I always did love Boy Meets World.

It's fitting too, because baxter was like Shawn Hunter, and notso was playing the role of Mr. Feene.

[Pung]

It's fitting too, because baxter was like Shawn Hunter, and notso was playing the role of Mr. Feene.

Priceless....:D

[Pung]

yeah watching TGIF with my family got pretty awkward around age 12, I wonder why?

http://www.becks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/topanga12-22-07.jpg

make sure your little one doesn't grow up to be like this dirty girl

[Pung]

Yeah, that's when I started to get mixed emotions about Urkel too.
:)

Oh I'm sure that was difficult when Urkel drank the "cool juice" and became Stephan.

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[Unbridled Pageantry]

Oh I'm sure that was difficult when Urkel drank the "cool juice" and became Stephan.

http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/mpb/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/seven_urkel_07.jpg

Man, Family Matters got bad.
Remember when they ABC sold Family Matter's and Step By Step to CBS, and they started the CBS Block Party to battle TGIF???
It was horrible.

[Jelena]

How did Family Matters end?

[Pung]

Badly, here's a brief overview

214 July 17, 1998 Lost in Space (Part 1) After NASA buys the patent to one of Urkel's inventions, he's sent into space with a pair of astronauts to test it out. However, Steve's invention unintentionally causes a nearby satellite to crash into the space shuttle, and before long he sends himself hurtling through outer space. Meanwhile, Harriette (worried for the well-being of rookie officer Eddie) demands to have him assigned to giving out tickets for parking meter violations.

Note: There were rumors that Myrtle Urkel, Rachel Crawford, and Valerie Jones as Judy Winslow would return in the final two episodes to confront Myra about her lies, but these turned out to be false.

215 July 17, 1998 Lost in Space (Part 2) Series finale. NASA struggles to recover its astronauts and save Urkel's life. However, all ends well, and Steve returns to Earth a national hero. Meanwhile, while on meter duty, Eddie finds himself in the middle of a shootout. Eddie doesn't die thanks to the lucky bullet-proof vest his father gave him. After Steve returns Laura says she will kiss him only on one condition, Steve will have to promise to "never go into outer space again." Steve replies with "Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss" and they do, with a final applause from the audience.

[Jelena]

Oh man, THAT is really bad! Most Series finales end bad.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Oh man, THAT is really bad! Most Series finales end bad.

That's true, but that one is especially bad.
WOW, that sounded absolutely horrible.
Family Matters started out so good too what with the Urkel Dance and Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

[Pung]

So UP you gotta be getting pretty deep into that 2nd trimester eh?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

So UP you gotta be getting pretty deep into that 2nd trimester eh?

Yeah, I've been getting all kinds of cravings pung.

Here you can clearly see that I'm clearly showing, and for some reason I've got a hankering for an Archie Comic.
Pregnancy....go figure???

http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg400/Unbridled-Pageantry/Mel192.jpg

[chester]

Yeah, I've been getting all kinds of cravings pung.

Here you can clearly see that I'm clearly showing, and for some reason I've got a hankering for an Archie Comic.
Pregnancy....go figure???

http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg400/Unbridled-Pageantry/Mel192.jpg

Is that a .......camel toe i see there, UP!? :eek::D

(I only noticed because you said you were clearly showing, btw :p, now I'm just wondering exactly what you are showing)

[Jelena]

Is that a .......camel toe is see there, UP!? :eek::D

(I only noticed because you said you were clearly showing, btw :p, now I'm just wondering exactly what you are showing)

:eek:

Very creative, lol.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Is that a .......camel toe i see there, UP!? :eek::D

(I only noticed because you said you were clearly showing, btw :p, now I'm just wondering exactly what you are showing)

Damn it sure does look like one. Now I know what Jubilance saw in me all those months ago.

[Pung]

You are getting the pregnancy glow UP. Very nice...

But I have a quick question, is is customary in Canada for pregnant ppl to wear hooded t-shirts?

I didnt know if there was something to wearing one that helps the pregnancy. Or is that all the rage in Ontario right now?


p.s. Are you a Maple leafs fan even though you live awfully close to detroit? And if not a fan of either, which is your favourite club? (Notice I used a "u" out of respect for Canadians)

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Hooded t-shirts and sweatshirts are seen as maternity wear over here.
I don't know why, but it just seems to give you the roominess, and comfort that you need in a time like this.

Was never to much into hockey growing up pung (I know that sounds weird) so I don't really have a favourite team. I'll just watch whatever's on.
When I was a kid I played, but as soon as my mom gave me the option of chosing, I quit and haven't looked back.

[Pung]

Hooded t-shirts and sweatshirts are seen as maternity wear over here.
I don't know why, but it just seems to give you the roominess, and comfort that you need in a time like this.

Was never to much into hockey growing up pung (I know that sounds weird) so I don't really have a favourite team. I'll just watch whatever's on.
When I was a kid I played, but as soon as my mom gave me the option of chosing, I quit and haven't looked back.

Damn, i was really hoping there was something to the hooded t-shirts. I will have to cancel that amazon order for a bulk shipment :o

Well I'm sorry you arent a fan of hockey, but it makes sense if possibly it was forced upon you as a lad? Thats why I hate playing pool. When I was little my dad would drag to bars late at night and hussle the locals for our rent money. By the time I was eight and my dad did a short stint in the clink, I had had enough. Haha I said had had...


Do you fancy Curling with the olympics coming up?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Damn, i was really hoping there was something to the hooded t-shirts. I will have to cancel that amazon order for a bulk shipment :o

Well I'm sorry you arent a fan of hockey, but it makes sense if possibly it was forced upon you as a lad? Thats why I hate playing pool. When I was little my dad would drag to bars late at night and hussle the locals for our rent money. By the time I was eight and my dad did a short stint in the clink, I had had enough. Haha I said had had...


Do you fancy Curling with the olympics coming up?



awww. lil' pung out hustling the pool halls with Pops.
;)

No, not much into curling either.
But I am going to 3 Olympic hockey games.
We're flying out on the 19th for nine days.

[Pung]

awww. lil' pung out hustling the pool halls with Pops.
;)

No, not much into curling either.
But I am going to 3 Olympic hockey games.
We're flying out on the 19th for nine days.

Thats awesome dude, I bet you will handle yourself well in Vancouver ;)

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Thats awesome dude, I bet you will handle yourself well in Vancouver ;)

I'm a little worried about flying.
I'm afraid I might act as the proxy for Claire.

[Pung]

I'm a little worried about flying.
I'm afraid I might act as the proxy for Claire.

I was thinking about extracuricular activities in BC

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[Unbridled Pageantry]

I was thinking about extracuricular activities in BC

http://www.realworldimage.com/images/photos_med/marijuana-drugs-cannabis-pot-joints-law-smoke-plant-nature-vancouver-lifestyles-cities-editorial-news-prohibition-drug-war_14354.jpg

That's all ready set up. The girl-friends, sister's, boyfriend's, brother lives in Vancouver, so we're going to meet up with him when we get there.

[Pung]

That's all ready set up. The girl-friends, sister's, boyfriend's, brother lives in Vancouver, so we're going to meet up with him when we get there.

As I assumed it would be. Nothing like having a five step hook up. Its always good to have multiple people you can rollover on if you get busted :D

[VincentIsMyBFF]

OMG congradulations!!!!!

[ortrules]

How are things coming along UP?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

My feet are like saucers and my back feels like it's twisted into a pretzel.
I'm very much looking forward to getting this little deomon out of me, although I do still lover her.

[mcgarnigle]

do you have anybody rubbing your feet my dear?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

do you have anybody rubbing your feet my dear?

Lately I've been usind these two big giant frying pans that I have. I heat up water with a little bit of salt then dunk each swollen foot into a pan
After about twenty minutes my dogs stop barking and I'm able to get some rest; plus you have a great broth if you wanted to throw some chicken or vegetables in for a late night soup.

I'm really getting close to the due date now.
Only about a month or two away. One things for sure I can't wait to be able to smoke at the pace I used to. I don't think that the stress of cutting my smoking in half has been good on the baby.

[chester]

Are you still......sexually active?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Are you still......sexually active?

Not with strange men. That's a new rule of mine.
But mu' lady and I have been known to have a gentle night of tenderness. Nothing too jostling, but enough to get the job done.

[myu]

Not with strange men. That's a new rule of mine.
But mu' lady and I have been known to have a gentle night of tenderness. Nothing too jostling, but enough to get the job done.

Uh huh... yeah...

right...


;)

[stream]

As I assumed it would be. Nothing like having a five step hook up. Its always good to have multiple people you can rollover on if you get busted :D

spoken like a .... like a ... well something ok outlaw

Not with strange men. That's a new rule of mine.
But mu' lady and I have been known to have a gentle night of tenderness. Nothing too jostling, but enough to get the job done.

good for you, um you better not be due 4/23 and upstage the finale UP!
hope you are getting enough sleep

[Unbridled Pageantry]

OOHHH MMMYYY GODDDDD!!!!!
Everyone. MY WATER JUST BROKE!!!. This is crazy. I just totally ruined my brand new couch out in the garage and soaked my pack of smoke's. This is really happening, this is really happening. I'm scared everyone, and I want you all to know how much you've all meant to me. Keep me in your prayers and my sweet little Tpenga.
This is really happening, this is really happening. You've all been so supportive I feel like your an extended family to me and my little girl. Unrestrained Jubilance still hasn't contacted me and you guys have helped filled the void of being a single male mother, pregnant in uncertain times.

I'll be back as soon as I can to let you all know how it went. I'm really nervous. I've never been through anything like this. i could really use a smoke. I love you all. God bless you. I have to go now the ambulance is here and I'm pretty sure I'm might be crowning.
See everyone soon and thank you.
This is really happening, this is really happening.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

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Thank you all, who helped me through this trying ordeal.
Tpenga Winslow Pageantry is a happy, healthy, 28 pound baby.