Am I JJ Abrams?

[tpbaxter]

Recently I was shocked to learn that I am JJ Abrams. Things have been different since then. I've been trying to contact my wife and three children but they will not return my calls. I am heartbroken.

I also read on lostpedia that I, JJ Abrams, was essentially kicked out off Lost. I think they politely asked me to leave so Darlton could take over official TPTB duties. If I am JJ Abrams then I will not stand for this! Unless I am not JJ Abrams in which case it begs the question, who is JJ Abrams? Are you JJ Abrams?

Edit: allegedly

[chester]

I think Jacob is allegedly JJ Abrams

[LissaMarie]

That's pretty close to what I picture you to look like, TP, except I'm guessing you're of Middle Eastern descent? Just a guess....

In order to avoid and legalities, I think you might want to consider using the word "allegedly" in your OP though. JJ might not appreciate your poll in the same spirit in which it was intended? :D

[tpbaxter]

That's pretty close to what I picture you to look like, TP, except I'm guessing you're of Middle Eastern descent? Just a guess....

In order to avoid and legalities, I think you might want to consider using the word "allegedly" in your OP though. JJ might not appreciate your poll in the same spirit in which it was intended? :D

I have added allegedly in order to avoid any legal issues, just in case I am not J.J. Abrams.

That is what is so surprising about it. I didn't think I look like JJ which is why I was so shocked. It is really amazing that I have turned out to be J.J. Abrams but I guess anything is possible?

And yeah, my father is from Egypt which usually surprises most people since my complexion is very fair, which I assume I've inherited from my mother who is some combination of some European countries for which I don't care to learn much more about. Someday I'll make myself less anonymous for you guys, maybe...

[Lostdude2341]

I say yes!!!! lol I know because I'm Carlton Cuse...... "Previously on Lost."

[Jelena]

you're JJ, in as much as your avatar claims (if that's what JJ looks like, I wouldn't really know, it's not like I'm a Lost geek or something).

*twirls her thumbs impatiently awaiting the unveiling of a person behind tpbaxter*

[tpbaxter]

I say yes!!!! lol I know because I'm Carlton Cuse...... "Previously on Lost."

hey buddy. good to see you again. But that voice who says 'Previously on Lost' is me and you know it. I, J.J. Abrams, invented those three words actually.

[JfromtheD]

Yes.

Now give me some answers. !

[JohnQ]

tpbaxter is another jennybot

[bunnydixon]

i think you may or may not be jj abrams.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

You are much more than JJ Abrams baxter. You would have never given us Cloverfield.

I too am looking forward to an unveiling of "the man behind the curtain".
If it helps to speed up the unveiling, I like to picture you as some type of Bruce Vilanche type character.
:)

[JfromtheD]

I liked Cloverfield. :o

Odette Yustman is a piece! :D

[tpbaxter]

I like to picture you as some type of Bruce Vilanche type character.
:)

who?

Cloverfield wasn't bad. Star Trek on the other hand was total garbage. I can't believe that I, J.J. Abrams, would make such a piece of crap. Considering how time travel was done in that movie, I am starting to suspect that chester is J.J. Abrams.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

who?




http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg400/Unbridled-Pageantry/images2.jpg

This is Bruce Vilanch from Hollywood Squares, and he is what I like to picture you look like bax. :)

Now don't you want to show us what you look like, so that this image doesn't run rampant through the forum????

[LissaMarie]

Hahahaha....that can't even be close. Maybe the love child of Bruce & JJ? :eek:

[Jelena]

http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg400/Unbridled-Pageantry/images2.jpg

This is Bruce Vilanch from Hollywood Squares, and he is what I like to picture you look like bax. :)

Now don't you want to show us what you look like, so that this image doesn't run rampant through the forum????

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

U.P.ster, you made my freaking morning. No, scratch that, you made my DAY (and I'm only drinking my wake up coffee).

Yes, I bet that's exactly what he looks like! All messy and loony. :D

[tpbaxter]

http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg400/Unbridled-Pageantry/images2.jpg

OMG! Where did you get that picture of me? :p

[Unbridled Pageantry]

omg! Where did you get that picture of me? :p

i knew it!!!!!!!

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Yes baxter; you are JJ Abrams.

[bunnydixon]

and we cast you out! :p