Best Radio Commercials EVER!!

[LissaMarie]

Seriously, these things are so addicting! Check these out. They never cease to crack me up!!

Which ones are your favs? Mine are Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breater Outer and Mr. Inside the Car Nose Picker. ROFL!! :D

http://budlight.whipnet.com/

[JfromtheD]

I didn't realize there were so many...

I think it's the background singers, that get me.

Mr Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher:
"You scratch and claw your way to that ball, like a wolverine."
["you're a feisty rodent"]

[LissaMarie]

I didn't realize there were so many...

I think it's the background singers, that get me.

Mr Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher:
"You scratch and claw your way to that ball, like a wolverine."
["you're a feisty rodent"]

ROFL!! I know, they really do add a lot. You have to check out Mr. Garden Gnome Maker. It's killing me!

I should post a warning though. If you listen to too many of them, you start to get a little punchy! :D

[JfromtheD]

"you knew that somewhere... there was a lonely pink flamingo.
Or a cement frog, who needed a buddy" :D

[LissaMarie]

OMG, this is the best one yet!! Hahahaha!! :D

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

This 4th of July we salute you Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
(Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor)
Not content to harmlessly repel insects with lotion, you discovered a way to fry them with electricity until their bodies explode
(Zap! Ka-boom!)
Ah, the sounds of summer... Crickets chirping, birds singing, the blood curdling scream of a moth having 700 volts of electricity shoot through it's body.
(Music to my ears)
Every night, a magical explosion of exoskeleton and insect goo that can only mean one thing.. summer's here
(Die bugs die)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. June Bug Blaster
Then sit back and watch the fireworks
(Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor)

[JfromtheD]

Those things are so disturbing!

[LissaMarie]

Those things are so disturbing!

They really are! I'm not a Buddhist or anything but it's like witnessing an execution on a very small scale while simultaneously enjoying summer festivities. There's something very wrong about that.

Then again, if you've ever been eaten alive by noseums in Florida, you tend to get over it pretty quickly. :D

[InTheBeginning]

Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner
(Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner)
No walks, no barking, no picking up poop, just the remote chance it might strangle you
(Oooooh)
Sure dogs are faithful companions, but can they swallow a sheep whole?
(totally awesome)
It's not as creepy as a tarantula, but you probably have one of those too.
(one big happy family)
and best of all, it doesn't hurt the social life to be known around town as the guy with the giant snake.
(96 inches)
So crack open a Bud Light Mr. Slither, we'd like to shake your hand, but first put away your snake.

(Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner)

[LissaMarie]

Heehee!! That one is fantastic! :D :D :D

[LissaMarie]

Oh no!! I'm crying!!! :p



MR. EDIBLE UNDERWEAR MAKER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
(Mr. Edible Underwear Maker)
Your true genius combined two of mans favorite things
Panties and Food
(I can taste it now)
They're a snack, they're underwear, they're a snack AND underwear. Brilliant.
(Two treats in one)
Gorgeous Grape, Rock My World Rasberry, Bodacious Banana
(Twenty Six Flavors)
And nothing says, "I want you" like a mouthful of underpants
(Iwaanchoo mmbabyf)
So crack open an ice cold BUd Light Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
Because thanks to you, when it comes to panties, extra large means extra yummy
(yummy, yummy, yummy)

[stargazer]

These commercials are so funny. Theres one about cooler makers too I think.

[LissaMarie]

These commercials are so funny. Theres one about cooler makers too I think.

I couldn't find the cooler maker one but I just had to post this one. Heehee!! Kills me every time! :D


Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
(Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer)
Though we'd never tell you to your face,
You've got the breath that could stop a charging elephant.
(Show us some mercy)
We want to hear what you have to say,
we just want you to say it from way over there.
(Keep on going)
What was it you had for lunch, a dead rat, a rotten egg, a turd sandwhich?
(nasty turd sandwhich)
Whatever it was, it just singed off my eyelashes.
(oh)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight barnacle breath,
because you put the hell in halitosis.

(Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer)

[stargazer]

I couldn't find the cooler maker one but I just had to post this one. Heehee!! Kills me every time! :D


Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
(Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer)
Though we'd never tell you to your face,
You've got the breath that could stop a charging elephant.
(Show us some mercy)
We want to hear what you have to say,
we just want you to say it from way over there.
(Keep on going)
What was it you had for lunch, a dead rat, a rotten egg, a turd sandwhich?
(nasty turd sandwhich)
Whatever it was, it just singed off my eyelashes.
(oh)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight barnacle breath,
because you put the hell in halitosis.

(Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer)
:p Never heard that one!

[stargazer]

Heres the cooler one:

http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Rolling_Cooler_Coo ler_Roller.mp3

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Star!!!

We don't have persmission to access this! It says it is FORBIDDEN!

**GASP** :eek: AWW~! You are in so much trouble now, sista~~~:eek:

[boutte]

OMG, this is the best one yet!! Hahahaha!! :D

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

This 4th of July we salute you Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
(Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor)
Not content to harmlessly repel insects with lotion, you discovered a way to fry them with electricity until their bodies explode
(Zap! Ka-boom!)
Ah, the sounds of summer... Crickets chirping, birds singing, the blood curdling scream of a moth having 700 volts of electricity shoot through it's body.
(Music to my ears)
Every night, a magical explosion of exoskeleton and insect goo that can only mean one thing.. summer's here
(Die bugs die)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. June Bug Blaster
Then sit back and watch the fireworks
(Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor)

I love that one! :p

I also liked the Mr Gangsta Rapper Posse Member.
I'm too lazy to transcribe it.

[boutte]

You're right. These are addictive.

[LissaMarie]

Star!!!

We don't have persmission to access this! It says it is FORBIDDEN!

**GASP** :eek: AWW~! You are in so much trouble now, sista~~~:eek:

I know, right?! I think she's trying to get us all in trouble under the guise of a funny cooler maker commercial. Pretty tricky, Star, but we're onto you!! :p

You're right. These are addictive.

I'm telling ya, it sucked up about an hour of my day yesterday going through most of them. FYI, the little icon on the left of the title to the commercial that looks like a piece of paper is where you can copy the transcription. The rapper posse member is pretty flippin' funny, I must say! :D