Friend of Jacksnurse

[SurvivorNurseJenn]

Hey Lost Fans!
I'm sort of new here... Jacksnurse got me hooked on this a few weeks ago, and then I got busy trying to sell my house (anyone want a townhouse in Germantown, MD?) Anyways I LOVE Lost, I can't wait for Thursday night every week!!! I just wanted to say hi to all of the other Lost fans,and I hope I get more time to talk to everyone on here and share my Lost opinions!

[spartygirl]

Welcome !!! I am new here also and love reading everyones opinions and observations...I am totally obsessed with LOST ( just ask my family LOL) and enjoy the message boards here. Have a great day and hope to see more of you here in LOST land.

[bunnydixon]

good to see you back!

how exciting - moving house. just as long as it doesnt medle with your lost schedule :D

[Capn_Matt]

Ello :)

I'll take that house off your hands! I've got abooouuuutt....a tenner :|. What with conversion rates and such I'm sure 10 Scottish pounds is worth plenty :P

If you are scoffing at my offer I put the following match-winning argument forward to you:

Go ooooooooonnnnn

Please?

Glasgow's a bit of a dump and I'm about to embark on a career (other than my one on the high seas :)) and uh...Germantown (not trying to be rude...but that's among the strangest named places I've encountered...although there's a joint between here and St Andrews called "Puddledub" and a village called "Halfway" (**** you not!) ) sounds magic :P Go on...tenner...favour to a fellow Lostie :P

[beachblinkette]

Much good luck in selling and moving! This truly is a super place to be and to delve into Lost issues. I never tire of reading the insightful questions and ideas of so many fans. Happy trails!

[agmic]

glad to have y'all here. Some of the post are usful while some you'll have to think hard about where did this come from...ie foot fetish......lol

[bunnydixon]

sssh agmic - we dont want to get that guy over excited again!

[agmic]

sssh agmic - we dont want to get that guy over excited again!

sorry........

[bunnydixon]

or we will force you into a pedicure and make you take pics for him ;)

[agmic]

no, that's the last thing you want to see on me....

[lockeintomyeyes]

I saw the one with the you know piggely wiggely fetish... that was different! It made me hide my feet under me. My husband is a Police Officer and he was like -Nice

[spartygirl]

Ello :)

I'll take that house off your hands! I've got abooouuuutt....a tenner :|. What with conversion rates and such I'm sure 10 Scottish pounds is worth plenty :P

If you are scoffing at my offer I put the following match-winning argument forward to you:

Go ooooooooonnnnn

Please?

Glasgow's a bit of a dump and I'm about to embark on a career (other than my one on the high seas :)) and uh...Germantown (not trying to be rude...but that's among the strangest named places I've encountered...although there's a joint between here and St Andrews called "Puddledub" and a village called "Halfway" (**** you not!) ) sounds magic :P Go on...tenner...favour to a fellow Lostie :P

How fun it would be to live in a place called Puddledub hehe....I also am getting ready to sell my house so Im surfing on here all I can right now and next few months will be busy with moving sale and getting house ready..yuk!! Altho, I am now living in house on a lake which was huge fun in the summertime but was NOT fun this winter with allthe snow, ice and cold.YUK!! oh well, THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE :D LOL

[Turnip Queen]

Welcome to the board!!! I love that you're a nurse aswell!

[Jasonater]

I just joined myself. I am more addicted to the forum then the actual show. Everyone on here is great! No I don't want to buy a house sorry!

[SurvivorNurseJenn]

good to see you back!

how exciting - moving house. just as long as it doesnt medle with your lost schedule :D

Nothing would medle with my lost schedule, hehe ;-)

[SurvivorNurseJenn]

Ello :)

I'll take that house off your hands! I've got abooouuuutt....a tenner :|. What with conversion rates and such I'm sure 10 Scottish pounds is worth plenty :P

If you are scoffing at my offer I put the following match-winning argument forward to you:

Go ooooooooonnnnn

Please?

Glasgow's a bit of a dump and I'm about to embark on a career (other than my one on the high seas :)) and uh...Germantown (not trying to be rude...but that's among the strangest named places I've encountered...although there's a joint between here and St Andrews called "Puddledub" and a village called "Halfway" (**** you not!) ) sounds magic :P Go on...tenner...favour to a fellow Lostie :P

Hahaha Puddledub... thats where I want to move!! Maybe you should get a house there and we can switch!!! I do love scottish accents ;-)

[Capn_Matt]

lol :P

Puddledub's a tiny, tiny wee village I just happened to pass on a bus once but "Halfway"...I think that's a brilliant name for a village! It sort of dictates that if you live 20 miles from the village, you can only travel 20 miles past it, lest ye implode the universe and end up on an island in the pacific with guns and sea and sand and smokey and Kate and....wait a minute...*hops in the car*

[bunnydixon]

thats brilliant capn :D day trip to halfway anyone ;)

[Capn_Matt]

haha plan :P I'm sure if we head through on a bearing of 305 degrees we'll make it out the other side...then again...time travel looks awesomelicious... lets make it 306...I'll cross the "find a constant" bridge when I come to it :)

[bunnydixon]

hell, just for kicks!

but i dont wanna travel to my past (although there are the odd moments here and there which would be great to relive!), been there, done that, i wanna go to the future and maybe even into someone else :D

not asking much huh? :p

[SurvivorNurseJenn]

hell, just for kicks!

but i dont wanna travel to my past (although there are the odd moments here and there which would be great to relive!), been there, done that, i wanna go to the future and maybe even into someone else :D

not asking much huh? :p

I agree the future would be a much more fun place to be, and someone else's may even be more fun :-) Besides if I went back to the past and could relive it I may not learn from all of my mistakes and who knows where i'd be!

[Capn_Matt]

Sorted. We'll travel through Halfway on a heading of 306 degrees in 20 years time. Thus, we have time to sort out constants and when you come back, the present you will jump forward and you'll be all "Whoa! **** hot! I'm on an island with *insert favourite Lost character here* :D"

God I'm sad...and I really should start these blasted sculptures I'm meant to be doing. Damn the internet and its distractions! *goes back to work*

[SurvivorNurseJenn]

Yeah I have to work too.. and I probably won't be on again till tonight :-( I hate 10 hour days, but I love having a day off!!! I just can't win!

[bunnydixon]

Sorted. We'll travel through Halfway on a heading of 306 degrees in 20 years time. Thus, we have time to sort out constants and when you come back, the present you will jump forward and you'll be all "Whoa! **** hot! I'm on an island with *insert favourite Lost character here* :D"

God I'm sad...and I really should start these blasted sculptures I'm meant to be doing. Damn the internet and its distractions! *goes back to work*

what sculptures? you do know you will start work on one, get to thinking about lost and before you know it you have built a 4 toed statue ;)

[Capn_Matt]

I'm studying Computer Animation and Digital Art and for one of the classes the brief was wide open so I decided to design a few characters and build maquettes of them...random whim...figured the more relaxing aspects of sculpture would be welcome distraction from the major animations I've to make (which, as usual, I've left til the last minute to make a start on...rough 8 weeks ahead! Hope Lost doesn't keep me on here discussing theories too much :P )

Who knows, maybe one day I'll be building wee mini Hurley's and you lot will be buying them :D :P

[bunnydixon]

is that a pitch? :p

[Capn_Matt]

haha touché

We'll see, we'll see :p

[bunnydixon]

get your orders in early folks ;)

[mahalo_dude]

Hey Lost Fans!
I'm sort of new here... Jacksnurse got me hooked on this a few weeks ago, and then I got busy trying to sell my house (anyone want a townhouse in Germantown, MD?) Anyways I LOVE Lost, I can't wait for Thursday night every week!!! I just wanted to say hi to all of the other Lost fans,and I hope I get more time to talk to everyone on here and share my Lost opinions!


Hey, we have the same birthday! But I'm a few years older. welcome!

[bunnydixon]

right i am confused - whose birthday is it?

[Robo42]

Hey Capn Matt, Bunny has told me she would love to give me a Glasgow kiss. Is that any similar to a French Kiss? She won't explain it to me.

[bunnydixon]

whoa slow down with the dirty talk this early in the day :p

[mahalo_dude]

right i am confused - whose birthday is it?

SurvivorNurse and I both share May 26. But I thought I read somewhere it's JacksNurse's birthday today. I can't remember which thread. Happy birthday, JacksNurse!

[bunnydixon]

oh man - i'll put my pasties away in that case!

[Capn_Matt]

haha, unlucky bud!

The French ruined kissing, same as most things. We invented it. Intimacy was a lot funnier back in those days and contained much less arousal, a lot more broken noses and an almost constant stream of swearing. I hear pre-French orgies were just seas of bloody foreheads and people screaming Glaswegian swear phrases like "GERRAFUGGAYABASA!".

Good times.

On a side note...today is *not* a good day to be doing uni work. I can't be arsed. I blame Dharma.

[mahalo_dude]

oh man - i'll put my pasties away in that case!

No, wait! Wait! It's my birthday, I swear! *hides drivers' license*

[bunnydixon]

those were the days huh!

LOL!

dont do uni work, well let is shamelessy distract you :D

(it is actually gorgeous outside which makes a slight change from the snow yesterday!)

[Capn_Matt]

It was brutal yesterday eh. Had to get to uni in that then it turned out half the folk never bothered turning up lol...the one day I'm not lazy and everyone else is...gutted!

I haven't even started sculpting yet I told myself that this morning I'd take the character sketches and refine them into proper character designs that I could use as reference...alas this morning I've played the guitar, talked on here, played the DS, talked on here, talked on msn to a friend or two, talked on here.

It's terrible I tells ye.

[bunnydixon]

No, wait! Wait! It's my birthday, I swear! *hides drivers' license*


well now thats just asking for a pat down.....

[bunnydixon]

It was brutal yesterday eh. Had to get to uni in that then it turned out half the folk never bothered turning up lol...the one day I'm not lazy and everyone else is...gutted!

I haven't even started sculpting yet I told myself that this morning I'd take the character sketches and refine them into proper character designs that I could use as reference...alas this morning I've played the guitar, talked on here, played the DS, talked on here, talked on msn to a friend or two, talked on here.

It's terrible I tells ye.

post your sketches so we can see :D

[Capn_Matt]

Rather conveniently, my brother has it at the moment.

muahahahaha

edit: I'm a twat. I just realised I got distracted by other stuff while i typed this.... "it" refers to my scanner haha! Such a diddy :P

[Turnip Queen]

Ooh I never heard of the 'Glasgow kiss' either! I don't think I've kissed anyone from Glasgow. Hmmm

[Capn_Matt]

:o no way! Americans not knowing what it is, fair play...but an Irish lass not knowing a Glasgow kiss? You're pulling my leg :p

[Robo42]

Tq, You would not want to damage that beautiful face with a glasgow kiss. I wholly prefer the French style.

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHA! Aww thanks Robo, you've made my day!

But I've never had a Glasgow kiss, honestly! I've only kissed gob****es though :D

[Capn_Matt]

Ahh gob****e....what a word! :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_kiss

Prepare for a slight shock :p Don't worry...I'm a friendly sort, I shan't be delivering any of these :p

[Turnip Queen]

AHA! I see! I'm not surprised I didn't know then, my brain tends to shut off against violence and sports! Hmm I wonder is there anything Irish other people wouldn't know about?

[Capn_Matt]

Dunno I think Hollywood and Father Ted pretty much stereotyped you lot out of the water :p

My ancestry goes back to Ireland a couple of generations back...McFaddens and McKeowns. Parents lived in a proper stereotypical Irish village called Dunkineely for a good few years too. Good times I hear.

[Turnip Queen]

HAHA Ah no, Father Ted was one of the BEST shows EVER! So I'd never regret that stereotyping us - I love if you ever hear someone trying to do an Irish accent and getting it wrong, it's so funny!
Yes, down the country can be great craic, there are still some parts that can just wind down and have fun, Dublin has gotten very greedy and mean money-wise, that pisses me off

[Capn_Matt]

"Craic".... there's one you could prob get away with a bit of mystery with! Use it as much as you can in like every thread and see how long it takes before someone asks you what the smeg you're on about :p

[Turnip Queen]

HAHA yes Craic is always one I could use - or just start speaking Irish! :D Or call everyone feckin' eejits HAHAHA

[agmic]

I'll ask, What is "Craic" ?

[Turnip Queen]

It just kinda means 'fun'!

[Capn_Matt]

Shortest lived mystery EVER.

Shame on you, miss. Shame.

Fire another one! Start randomly shouting "ARE THOSE MY FEET!?" in your best Father Jack tone.

Eejit's another great word. Feck is amazing, especially as you can get away with it so much when it's entirely 110% clear exactly what it means. You can shout feck in front of small children and their parents don't complain...magic.

[Turnip Queen]

Hahahaha! Feck! Arse! Drink! Girls!

Arse Biscuits!

[Capn_Matt]

While pretty to look at, I'm forever going to assume that you actually sound like that now :p Very Irish, very drunk and very angry. :p

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHA No I'm never angry - but I do have a loud voice and laugh!

[bunnydixon]

i remember when my sister was much younger (about 10) she told me she could speak irish - i asked for a demonstration so in her best irish voice she gave me 'top of the morning to ya....' followed by 'feck' LOL!

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHA The funny thing is, most Irish people don't know much Irish at all! And we never say 'Top o' the morning to ya' - I don't know where it even comes from! In Dublin we'll say 'How'ya' as a greeting :D

[bunnydixon]

yeah i know - scottish people never say och aye the noo eithers lol! but yet we all get lumped with these things!

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHA I don't know why people come over to Ireland - the weather is disgraceful, always raining, and there are no leprechauns!

[bunnydixon]

no leprechruans?


PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!

[Turnip Queen]

no leprechruans?


PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!

It's not true! :D

[bunnydixon]

*phew*

:rolleyes:

[Turnip Queen]

Don't worry, there's lots of Leprechauns and fairies - I'm half leprechaun :D

[bunnydixon]

and i'm half haggis.....


wait, thats not right!

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm a quarter pork chop

[bunnydixon]

Lol!!!! :D

[Capn_Matt]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you both reveal[ed] your "composition issues" to your other halves.

"Honey? I've got something to tell you."
"What is it, dear?"
"Oink"

Or "Honey? As it happens...I'm half sheep's guts boiled in its belly...go figure! So...about that night of wild sex we were about to embark on"
"I dunno...I'm gonna need at least some bbq sauce before we go for it now I reckon"

[bunnydixon]

LOL!!!!!!

here we go with the dirty talk again :p

[Capn_Matt]

One of those days haha :P

[Turnip Queen]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you both reveal[ed] your "composition issues" to your other halves.

"Honey? I've got something to tell you."
"What is it, dear?"
"Oink"

Or "Honey? As it happens...I'm half sheep's guts boiled in its belly...go figure! So...about that night of wild sex we were about to embark on"
"I dunno...I'm gonna need at least some bbq sauce before we go for it now I reckon"

See, this is why I'm single! The men don't stick around when I tell them I'm quarter pork chop!

[Robo42]

I don't think that's it. Men love pork chops, esp. witha little sauerkraut and apple sauce. No, I just think your particular. Plus I don't think your the type of girl who likes someone who jams sausages in your mouth LOL I had to say it sometime. LOL

[Turnip Queen]

I don't think that's it. Men love pork chops, esp. witha little sauerkraut and apple sauce. No, I just think your particular. Plus I don't think your the type of girl who likes someone who jams sausages in your mouth LOL I had to say it sometime. LOL

HAHAHAHAHA Damn I really have to be more careful trying to explain something! I love pork chops myself, maybe it's an issue I need to address, if I'm eating quarter of myself! Ok, now I don't even know what I'm saying! :D

[Capn_Matt]

Sounds genius though...if the dinner you and your date have is too small you can always let him have a nibble on like a finger or something. Sorted.

[bunnydixon]

a whole new meaning to this little piggy lol

[Capn_Matt]

Ssh! You'll wake the foot fetish bloke up and we only just got him sedated!

[Turnip Queen]

Yes, the foot fetishist and the boob fetishist disappeared all of a sudden! Maybe they were the same person! Or maybe they found each other!

[bunnydixon]

who was the boob guy? i thought that applied to most men?

[Turnip Queen]

Hmmm yes I suppose it does!

[Robo42]

I'm sorry, boobs don't count as a fetish!

[Turnip Queen]

Damn! :D Oh well, there are no fetishists anymore then!

[Capn_Matt]

None willing to come forward, anyway. I bet there's some really weird ones kicking about haha!

I bet Bunny's hiding a really brutal one like necrophilia or something.

:o

Lost style revelation just occurred to me! Rick's a corpse :o Mental!

Edit: Who the hell made ": o" (minus the space) into "embarassment" instead of the obligatory "Holy Crapmuffins!" smilie?! Hellish...

[bunnydixon]

well, he brought it on himself ;)

[Capn_Matt]

Don't know anyone in or around Dunfermline perchance, Bunny?

[bunnydixon]

haha! i stay away from anwhere fife-ish lol!

i drove through kelty once and that was one time too many! i am surprised i lived to tell my tale :p

[Nintendo_Warrior]

Hello, my Name's Nintendo_Warrior!

-And i'm Hurley!

Hurley, go away...

-Aww, that's not cool, dude.

4,8,15--

-Numbers are bad! *leaves*

[Turnip Queen]

None willing to come forward, anyway. I bet there's some really weird ones kicking about haha!

I bet Bunny's hiding a really brutal one like necrophilia or something.

:o

Lost style revelation just occurred to me! Rick's a corpse :o Mental!

Edit: Who the hell made ": o" (minus the space) into "embarassment" instead of the obligatory "Holy Crapmuffins!" smilie?! Hellish...


Yeah, Bunny sent me a PM telling me she's a Necrophiliac...... Shhhh :D

[bunnydixon]

watchit capn - remember, i know where you live :D

[Capn_Matt]

haha damn! Forgot about that!

Baws to ye...I'm not worth the commute :p :p

[bunnydixon]

you're safe - cars in dunbar!


for now....... ;) :D

[Capn_Matt]

lol shame...I'm about to leave for uni it would've been funny if you got here and the joint was empty.

Oh well :p

Right...I'm off for a shower etc then to uni for a boring-ass 2 hour lecture on copyright law. Fun times!

ps: How good a word is "shoogle" :D

[bunnydixon]

LOL! shoogle it aboot! :p