Jung's Lottery Decision

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Now that we've moved on, I'm still curious.
Ort and I never got an answer on who Jung was going to invest his $3 with.
So who's it going to be Junglist??
Me with my home spun family values and proven track record of high return three dollar investments, or Ort with his off the top his his head business decisions and trumped up lies.

I'm sure that Ort is going to come in and say some garbage about how I stand to make 0.1 cents on every dollar and my Canadian ways will drag your three dollars down. But don't be fooled by his lies Jung.
The decision is yours my friend.......

[notsolost42]

Is that $0.01 cent on the dollar return in Ameri or Canadian funds? Does it reflect the most up to date excange rates? This is crucial information.

[ortrules]

Jung, this is your decision, and I will support you in whatever you decide.

It would seem that UP is trying to smear my name, and he certainly has every right to do so if he chooses, but I have presented you with only the hard facts about my proven system while he simply insists on calling me a liar.

There are just 3 things I want you to think about Jung:

1) Guaranteed wealth for us both
2) Expensive cars and mansions
3) The United States of America

I will say no more. I trust you will make the best decision for you, and that is all that matters.

Thank you for your time.

[notsolost42]

Jung, I have two words (haha, again) about Ort's plan: Pyramid scheme! :eek:

[tcragg]

Jung, if I were you I wouldn't get involved with either of these charlatans. Take the three bucks and buy booze with it. Sit around and wait for dumb luck to bring you riches. It is working for me.

[chester]

I have a magic box, Jung. If you put the $3 there is a chance it could turned into three million dollars (there's also a chance it'll just 'disappear'). You just put the money in the box, input any six numbers, from 1 to 42, press a button, and then open to see you if you've won!

So if you send me your $3, and another $3 every week, I'll put it in the box, and you can have the winnings when (if) they happen....:cool:

[3d-aholic]

Take the three bucks and buy booze with it.

Where are you buying your booze?
$3 won't buy you a bottle of MadDog 20/20.
:p

[greeneggs]

dude, you seriously need to see a power point presentation from each of the above mentioned members. Don't be swayed on charm and intellect, nay nay. A good power point presentation and you will know who you are siding with. The light, or the dark. Your call man, no pressure, but yeah, our lives pretty much depend on it.

sweating bullets,
eggy

[abcd1234]

Jung, I have two words (haha, again) about Ort's plan: Pyramid scheme!

temple scheme?

[yokogleeton]

Where are you buying your booze?
$3 won't buy you a bottle of MadDog 20/20.
:p

oh c'mon. i can walk down the road and get a pair of 40s....well i'm in Florida, and they dont sell 40s, they sell quarts, but no one says "what you got on my 32 homie?"....and although i digress, the point is i could get 2 of them and only need to scrape a few cents out of the car seats to cover what my $3 doesn't.

....which i think i'd prefer that swill over the swill named MadDog...too much sugar, hangover guaranteed.

[notsolost42]

oh c'mon. i can walk down the road and get a pair of 40s....well i'm in Florida, and they dont sell 40s, they sell quarts, but no one says "what you got on my 32 homie?"....and although i digress, the point is i could get 2 of them and only need to scrape a few cents out of the car seats to cover what my $3 doesn't.

....which i think i'd prefer that swill over the swill named MadDog...too much sugar, hangover guaranteed.

:eek: Meeee too! Where abouts are you Yoko? I am in south Floridahhh.

[Junglist]

you guys need to talk to this guy:

http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/18/4149F8327EBE3B68F43F57024CDA9.jpg

[losttime]

If you want a good turn around on your investment Jung, dont listen to them, just go to Hong Kong. For every dollar you give, you will get 7.5 Hong Kong dollars in exchange, depending on where you go for the currency exchange. But on avg its around there, At least it was when I was there in 2008.

[boutte]

I thought my advice was by far the most intelligent. How can you go wrong investing in the lottery? Maybe video poker would serve the same purpose.

[yokogleeton]

you guys need to talk to this guy:

http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/18/4149F8327EBE3B68F43F57024CDA9.jpg

well that's a little closer to where i am. if Notsy's down south, then she probably doesnt get as much of that but there are those who have referred to my area of Florida as "south georgia," but we're a good 45-60 minutes from the state line.

[notsolost42]

well that's a little closer to where i am. if Notsy's down south, then she probably doesnt get as much of that but there are those who have referred to my area of Florida as "south georgia," but we're a good 45-60 minutes from the state line.

Gotcha. Panhandle man, eh? lol

[losttime]

well that's a little closer to where i am. if Notsy's down south, then she probably doesnt get as much of that but there are those who have referred to my area of Florida as "south georgia," but we're a good 45-60 minutes from the state line.

I am in Daytona area, moved here for work in the Trauma Center/ER.

[Junglist]

Well that's the guy who won, a 29 year old toothless clerk at the store that sold the ticket in Missouri who has three children by two different women and doesnt live with any of them.


It's always the best people that win!

[boutte]

I think anyone who wins the Lottery and says they're not going quit working should immediately be slapped and have the money taken away.

[Junglist]

I think anyone who wins the Lottery and says they're not going quit working should immediately be slapped and have the money taken away.

Absolutely! Why the ********** would you go sit behind a counter working a register with a hundred million dollars?

That guy is gonna dooosh it all away, I guarantee.

[abcd1234]

Absolutely! Why the ********** would you go sit behind a counter working a register with a hundred million dollars?

That guy is gonna dooosh it all away, I guarantee.

your second sentence just answered your first sentence.

[mcgarnigle]

Jung,
I present option 3.
I guarantee if you invest $100 with me I will do for you in 3 hours what I did for myself. You may be asking yourself " Mcgarnigle what is it that you did?" Well Jung, I'll tell you. I made 24K in vegas after going to the table with only $100, and I was drunk as ****. Now imagine if you and I took your $100 and invested it the same way. It's possible with my supervision you and i would not only be drunk as ****, but also making some serious cash.
Now I understand this type of situation isn't for everybody, so let me say this now and i'll be done. Have you ever rolled around naked in 24K in hundred dollar bills before?

[notsolost42]

Absolutely! Why the ********** would you go sit behind a counter working a register with a hundred million dollars?

That guy is gonna dooosh it all away, I guarantee.

It's a quarter of a billion dollars, right? 258 million! And the guy is taking his family to Disney to celebrate. Ugh. Why are such riches wasted like this? He has no concept of the fortune he now has. He prolly will just pish it away.

[boutte]

Damn that's a lot of money.

[JfromtheD]

Wait a minute... :confused:

I would say a guy who keeps his job, and taking a conservative vacay to Disney... is the least likely person to squander the money away.

[JfromtheD]

Have you ever rolled around naked in 24K in hundred dollar bills before?

No, but I did a girlfriend on 10 grand in twenty's.

Odds are, you probably got one in your wallet, right now. :p

My gift to you, folks! :D

[greeneggs]

No, but I did a girlfriend on 10 grand in twenty's.

Odds are, you probably got one in your wallet, right now. :p

My gift to you, folks! :D

Oh, that is just SO wrong ...

[stream]

JD that is just gross, that we know now that is.

Once I left about 25 grand in a purse in a cart in the parking lot at the payless in Ft. Bragg, and called and it was there and went back and it was ALL there, true story.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

No, but I did a girlfriend on 10 grand in twenty's.

Odds are, you probably got one in your wallet, right now. :p

My gift to you, folks! :D

awww, I've never been so glad to live on Canadian currency before in my life.

[JfromtheD]

awww, I've never so glad to live on Canadian currency before in my life.

Next stop, Ontario! :D

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awww, I've never so glad to live on Canadian currency before in my life.

You are a lucky son of a gun UP.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Odds are, you probably got one in your wallet, right now. :p


What do you think the odds really are of someone having one??
........oh never mind.

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may as well edit that right out of there, no more math drama

[JfromtheD]

Alright, in all honesty... I read that 92.8% of bills have traces of Cocaine.

[rachelskid]

No, but I did a girlfriend on 10 grand in twenty's.

Odds are, you probably got one in your wallet, right now. :p

My gift to you, folks! :D

is that how much the "girlfriend experience" costs these days? :D

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is that how much the "girlfriend experience" costs these days? :D

wow I thought we didn't have the bad inflation, well I guess it depends on the guy .........

[JfromtheD]

is that how much the "girlfriend experience" costs these days? :D

... and outta nowhere, with the shot! :eek:
(that was good.) :D

[rachelskid]

... and outta nowhere, with the shot! :eek:
(that was good.) :D

thats what she said. ;)

[notsolost42]

thats what she said. ;)

Okay, this sounds interesting....
*runs off to read past posts*

Oh, hello!

[Unbridled Pageantry]

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JfromtheD
Alright, in all honesty... I read that 92.8% of bills have traces of Cocaine.

I worked with a guy that used to work at the casino fixing the slot machines, and when they were working on the machines they'd have to wear gloves and face masks because they would have that much contact with it.

[notsolost42]

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I worked with a guy that used to work at the casino fixing the slot machines, and when they were working on the machines they'd have to wear gloves and face masks because they would have that much contact with it.

OMG! This is gonna age me sooooo bad but that is ma and pa Kettle in that vid!!! Hilarious!!!!

[lynnhart]

OMG! This is gonna age me sooooo bad but that is ma and pa Kettle in that vid!!! Hilarious!!!!

Oh, I must be as old as you then, few weeks ago we watched 'The Egg & I', and commented, wow where Ma & Pa Kettle got their start!

[notsolost42]

Oh, I must be as old as you then, few weeks ago we watched 'The Egg & I', and commented, wow where Ma & Pa Kettle got their start!

{{{hugs}}} Oh good Lynnie!!!! YAY!!!! Another old fart like meeeeee!!!! heehee:cool:

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{{{hugs}}} Oh good Lynnie!!!! YAY!!!! Another old fart like meeeeee!!!! heehee:cool:

I don't remember Pa being a math wiz tho?

[notsolost42]

I don't remember Pa being a math wiz tho?

That kind of math? Five goes into twenty-five, fourteen times? Yeah, that's his kind of math alright...absolutely positive 'bout that!!! :D
Bass-ackwards and all!!!

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oh ok I need glasses, nevermind