thelawgiver
03-07-2008, 04:49 PM
Okay, here's the rundown on the last epidsode:
--Locke and Ben are BFF
--Sawyer and Hurley are BFF
--Jack and Juliette are official (awww...doctors in love)
--Kate is spiraling to loner status
--Locke cannot skin a rabbit
--They are out of chickens
--The others have one mean shrink
--Hooray for Tom Friendly!
--Ben can bake and carve a mean ham!
--Get clarification if Ben invites you to a "dinner party"
--Ben gets Pottery Barn supplies for romantic dinners
--Ben is the really jealous type
--You can't argue against "the list"
--Ben is a creepy crush guy. Hey Juliette, two words: "restraining order".
--There was wine on the sub?
--Claire has the hots for Miles
--Jin, clueless?
--Daniel is a master of DOS commands
--Ben has lots of places to hid things
--Locke should be exploring every inch of Ben's hut
--Ben is not a Red Sox fan (he taped over the World Series)
--Ben has an ancient video player
--How long can you hold a grenade in your mouth?
--Dharma built a fail safe system to gas the island if anything went wrong
--Ben will protect the island, by any means, from exposure to the outside
--Widmore's the enemy/freighter owner/island obsessor/torturer/etc.
--Ben only needs $3,199,999 to pay off Miles
--After 100 days on the island, why did Locke have a dollar in his pocket?
--Charlotte and Juliette--CATFIGHT!
--Juliette is hot, but still has body image issues (wraps herself in towel)
--Egg salad on rye is code and excuse for nooner
--They have old/crappy VCRs, but Juliette gets a CD player with opera music
--Ben loves clean linens
--Juliette played mommy to the tailie kids (who will be assimilated)
--Charlotte and Daniel had a cheesy island map
--How did Charlotte get a gun?
--So Naomi and the fantastic four were the advance squad to sabotage the island defenses before the main assault?
--Locke and Ben are BFF
--Sawyer and Hurley are BFF
--Jack and Juliette are official (awww...doctors in love)
--Kate is spiraling to loner status
--Locke cannot skin a rabbit
--They are out of chickens
--The others have one mean shrink
--Hooray for Tom Friendly!
--Ben can bake and carve a mean ham!
--Get clarification if Ben invites you to a "dinner party"
--Ben gets Pottery Barn supplies for romantic dinners
--Ben is the really jealous type
--You can't argue against "the list"
--Ben is a creepy crush guy. Hey Juliette, two words: "restraining order".
--There was wine on the sub?
--Claire has the hots for Miles
--Jin, clueless?
--Daniel is a master of DOS commands
--Ben has lots of places to hid things
--Locke should be exploring every inch of Ben's hut
--Ben is not a Red Sox fan (he taped over the World Series)
--Ben has an ancient video player
--How long can you hold a grenade in your mouth?
--Dharma built a fail safe system to gas the island if anything went wrong
--Ben will protect the island, by any means, from exposure to the outside
--Widmore's the enemy/freighter owner/island obsessor/torturer/etc.
--Ben only needs $3,199,999 to pay off Miles
--After 100 days on the island, why did Locke have a dollar in his pocket?
--Charlotte and Juliette--CATFIGHT!
--Juliette is hot, but still has body image issues (wraps herself in towel)
--Egg salad on rye is code and excuse for nooner
--They have old/crappy VCRs, but Juliette gets a CD player with opera music
--Ben loves clean linens
--Juliette played mommy to the tailie kids (who will be assimilated)
--Charlotte and Daniel had a cheesy island map
--How did Charlotte get a gun?
--So Naomi and the fantastic four were the advance squad to sabotage the island defenses before the main assault?