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thelawgiver
03-07-2008, 04:49 PM
Okay, here's the rundown on the last epidsode:

--Locke and Ben are BFF
--Sawyer and Hurley are BFF
--Jack and Juliette are official (awww...doctors in love)
--Kate is spiraling to loner status
--Locke cannot skin a rabbit
--They are out of chickens
--The others have one mean shrink
--Hooray for Tom Friendly!
--Ben can bake and carve a mean ham!
--Get clarification if Ben invites you to a "dinner party"
--Ben gets Pottery Barn supplies for romantic dinners
--Ben is the really jealous type
--You can't argue against "the list"
--Ben is a creepy crush guy. Hey Juliette, two words: "restraining order".
--There was wine on the sub?
--Claire has the hots for Miles
--Jin, clueless?
--Daniel is a master of DOS commands
--Ben has lots of places to hid things
--Locke should be exploring every inch of Ben's hut
--Ben is not a Red Sox fan (he taped over the World Series)
--Ben has an ancient video player
--How long can you hold a grenade in your mouth?
--Dharma built a fail safe system to gas the island if anything went wrong
--Ben will protect the island, by any means, from exposure to the outside
--Widmore's the enemy/freighter owner/island obsessor/torturer/etc.
--Ben only needs $3,199,999 to pay off Miles
--After 100 days on the island, why did Locke have a dollar in his pocket?
--Charlotte and Juliette--CATFIGHT!
--Juliette is hot, but still has body image issues (wraps herself in towel)
--Egg salad on rye is code and excuse for nooner
--They have old/crappy VCRs, but Juliette gets a CD player with opera music
--Ben loves clean linens
--Juliette played mommy to the tailie kids (who will be assimilated)
--Charlotte and Daniel had a cheesy island map
--How did Charlotte get a gun?
--So Naomi and the fantastic four were the advance squad to sabotage the island defenses before the main assault?

bunnydixon
03-07-2008, 04:52 PM
you forgot about the volumising hair products that kate had apparently been using!

thelawgiver
03-07-2008, 04:54 PM
Before being banished by Locke, she took advantage of the shower and the line of Dharma hair products. But, oh how that blood will ruin the hairdo! Dam you Charlotte!

Elmer
03-07-2008, 04:55 PM
Okay, here's the rundown on the last epidsode:

--Get clarification if Ben invites you to a "dinner party"
--Ben only needs $3,199,999 to pay off Miles
--After 100 days on the island, why did Locke have a dollar in his pocket?
--Charlotte and Juliette--CATFIGHT!

Sooo funny

bunnydixon
03-07-2008, 04:55 PM
back to the limp look i guess!

Snape
03-07-2008, 04:59 PM
Ben shoulda been like "This <I><U>IS</U></I> a dinner party. And the party favors are in here!" (points to pants)

bunnydixon
03-07-2008, 05:08 PM
Ben shoulda been like "This <I><U>IS</U></I> a dinner party. And the party favors are in here!" (points to pants)



LOL!!!! that woulda made for a much better scene!!!! :D

thelawgiver
03-07-2008, 05:18 PM
I was surprised that Ben was not playing Sade's "Smooth Operator" in the background.

lostmama
03-07-2008, 05:55 PM
Thankyou so much for that! My day is going much better because of all the laughs!!! :D

thelawgiver
03-07-2008, 06:00 PM
And I forgot to add:

--Torches still work in the rain
--The identity of the boat man could make Locke faint
--Juliette can hold her breath underwater
--The Others have lots of nice wine glasses
--Beware of Ben and flowers
--Locke is not a Red Sox fan (he did not care about the original video)
--Ben can communicate with the Others
--Ben is "right were he wants to be"

thelawgiver
03-07-2008, 06:46 PM
BUMP

Add your own one-liners

jackchick
03-07-2008, 07:09 PM
Hurley found his game, horseshoes, no more losen $ in backgammon!

Lostie64
03-07-2008, 08:55 PM
Those were funny!:D

james220
03-07-2008, 09:05 PM
BUMP

Add your own one-liners

- Ben runs up hills like a Munkey!! My Man!

ortrules
03-07-2008, 09:12 PM
-Sun and Jin are still wandering around the island looking for Charlotte and Daniel

thelawgiver
03-07-2008, 11:02 PM
That's right Ort. Jack was supposed to call out when he picked up the trial of Daniel and Charlotte. But they got Punk'd!

jackchick
03-07-2008, 11:41 PM
I am a ham in the oven. rather than I have a ham in the oven!

thelawgiver
03-07-2008, 11:53 PM
It looked like the Ham from "Green Eggs and Ham"

JACK_FAN
03-08-2008, 12:27 AM
-Everyone on the island is an expert tracker

Turnip Queen
03-08-2008, 12:54 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I FINALLY got my computer to let me watch the episode online! Only thing is, it took me two hours to watch it, because it kept pausing for two minutes at a time every two minutes, it was a nightmare! But what a great episode!
This thread is hilarious by the way!

thelawgiver
03-08-2008, 12:59 AM
TQ, get an upgrade! Spare no expense for LOST! And i'll plan to do this thread after every episode. :cool:

Turnip Queen
03-08-2008, 02:15 AM
TQ, get an upgrade! Spare no expense for LOST! And i'll plan to do this thread after every episode. :cool:

HAHA Yeah, the only reason I use my computer is for this sort of stuff - I can't bear to spend money on a computer unless this one blows up, but at least I saw the episode! I'm shouting and squealing my head off right now, I can't believe it worked!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

bean19
03-08-2008, 02:19 AM
When Charles Widmore was see in Desmond's past he was buying a ships log book from a ship that had disappeard. This to me is what set him on his quest to find the island.