funny comments people say

[greeneggs]

I heard this from a coworker this morning and it made me chuckle.


(talking about Thanksgiving)
If a Native American would have named the holiday, it would have been "Your Welcome Day". :D

Other funny comments you have heard or said?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I heard this from a coworker this morning and it made me chuckle.


(talking about Thanksgiving)
If a Native American would have named the holiday, it would have been "Your Welcome Day". :D

Other funny comments you have heard or said?

Oh, THAT'S really good, Eggs!

I saw a bumper sticker on a motorcycle that read:

"I got this Harley for my wife...Good trade, eh?"

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

OH! and my new husband, who is a caver, pointed this out to me one time.

I asked, "Oh, you're a spelunker?"
"No, I'm a caver." he said.
"What's the difference?" I asked.
He replied curtly, "Spelunkers explore caves. Cavers rescue spelunkers."

( Geez, sorrrr- RYYY! LOL) :D

[boutte]

Southern sayings....

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

You'd could have an argument in an empty house.

[boutte]

New Orleans sayings.....

How y'all doing?

Times are hard in St. Bernard.

Yeah you right!

Gimme a sloppy roast beef dressed.

Built like a brick s**t house.

When that boy dances he looks like a sprayed roach.

Meet me in the quawta

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

My mother was quite southern and when we kids were acting up, she'd warn us, "You're breathing a scab on your nose..."

[greeneggs]

These are great!

Boutte, what the heck does "Gimme a sloppy roast beef dressed" mean? I have no idea!

Locke "Your breathing a scab on your nose" ha ha, that made me giggle out loud!

My grandma used to warn us, (she was in the deep south) "You youngin's, I's fixin to tan yer hides!" usually this was followed by "Bring me my flyflap!"
She used to swat us with her fly swatter when we did something wrong. ha ha

She also used to say, "lawd have mercy" and "heaven's to betsy" all the time. Who the heck is betsy? And she would say, "nekked as a jaybird"
(are jaybirds naked??) :D

Locke, what is a caver? I mean I read that they rescue spelunkers, but is that seriously what they do? That cave in Oregon that you went to, was that the one in the Willamette Valley? I went to one there years ago but can't recall the name.

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

These are great!

Boutte, what the heck does "Gimme a sloppy roast beef dressed" mean? I have no idea!

Locke "Your breathing a scab on your nose" ha ha, that made me giggle out loud!

My grandma used to warn us, (she was in the deep south) "You youngin's, I's fixin to tan yer hides!" usually this was followed by "Bring me my flyflap!"
She used to swat us with her fly swatter when we did something wrong. ha ha

She also used to say, "lawd have mercy" and "heaven's to betsy" all the time. Who the heck is betsy? And she would say, "nekked as a jaybird"
(are jaybirds naked??) :D

Locke, what is a caver? I mean I read that they rescue spelunkers, but is that seriously what they do? That cave in Oregon that you went to, was that the one in the Willamette Valley? I went to one there years ago but can't recall the name.

A caver is a more experienced person who, in addition to other things, charts out and surveys new territory yet to be charted. Sometimes is accompied by a geologist or someone else.
I don't remember exactly where this one was, just was called The Oregon Caves, and it was more my speed, touristy, not at all like he does. But he still enjoyed it.

[boutte]

In my house the alarm clock was Mom, she'd go from room to room yelling "Rise and Shine".

When you made your way to the kitchen she'd say "Morning glory". My sister named the road leading to her property Morning Glory Lane.

[notsolost42]

geeez Boutte ... did we have the same mother??? :eek::p
mine used to say the exact same stuff ... and i hated it ... i was never a morning person ...

[Splashtcup]

I heard this from a coworker this morning and it made me chuckle.


(talking about Thanksgiving)
If a Native American would have named the holiday, it would have been "Your Welcome Day". :D

Other funny comments you have heard or said?

"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!";)

[greeneggs]

A caver is a more experienced person who, in addition to other things, charts out and surveys new territory yet to be charted. Sometimes is accompied by a geologist or someone else.
I don't remember exactly where this one was, just was called The Oregon Caves, and it was more my speed, touristy, not at all like he does. But he still enjoyed it.

Okay, that makes sense. Caves are pretty awesome. I went to one in South Dakota. Crystal Cave is the name. You get into an elevator and it takes you 30 or 40 stories below the earth. The formations of crystals on the walls were amazing and the water streams. At one point though, the guide said, "Okay, place your hand over anything that will illuminate like your digital watches etc" and she turned the lighting off. It was the most intense darkness imaginable. She said "Put your hand in front of your face" I started freaking out a little bit because suddenly the thought raced in my head, "What if the lights don't come back on??? panic panic" :)

[greeneggs]

In my house the alarm clock was Mom, she'd go from room to room yelling "Rise and Shine".

When you made your way to the kitchen she'd say "Morning glory". My sister named the road leading to her property Morning Glory Lane.

My mom used to say, "Morning glory" too. :) Or sometimes she would say, "Good morning sunshine, why did you wake so soon?" I sure miss my mom.

When I would ask mom, "why?" she would always say, "Because why has a long tail." :D

[greeneggs]

"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!";)

I love it!!!! hee hee

One of the ladies at work always says, "We are busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest."

She also says, "It is colder than a well digger's ass in here"

[KatieShephard]

Okay, that makes sense. Caves are pretty awesome. I went to one in South Dakota. Crystal Cave is the name. You get into an elevator and it takes you 30 or 40 stories below the earth. The formations of crystals on the walls were amazing and the water streams. At one point though, the guide said, "Okay, place your hand over anything that will illuminate like your digital watches etc" and she turned the lighting off. It was the most intense darkness imaginable. She said "Put your hand in front of your face" I started freaking out a little bit because suddenly the thought raced in my head, "What if the lights don't come back on??? panic panic" :)

omg...I seriously would have had a panic attack! :eek:

[krakup]

busier than a one arm brick layer in Beirut

fair crack o the whip

stone the crows

[JfromtheD]

"It's colder than a witch's *** in a cast iron bra!"

(I have no idea where that came from)

[boutte]

That went over like a fart in church.

[JfromtheD]

That went over like a fart in

a spacesuit.

[krakup]

you look like you lost 20 bucks and found 10 cents

[JfromtheD]

you look like you lost 20 bucks and found 10 cents

You're tripping over dollars to pick up a Penny.

[krakup]

may your chooks turn into emus and peck your dunny down

[boutte]

If you added both their IQs together you'd still have an idiot.

[boutte]

may your chooks turn into emus and peck your dunny down

Weird country.

"you're gonna go ass over teakettle."

[krakup]

a few roos loose in the paddock

scarce as rocking horse sh1t

[krakup]

Weird country.

"you're gonna go ass over teakettle."

or he went C*** up

[boutte]

Show your ***s. :p

[krakup]

Show your ***s. :p

can u pm me that one lol

[Phillip]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[boutte]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Check your spelling.

[lynnhart]

One of my friends says 'I'm gonna eat like a death row inmate having my last meal'.

[krakup]

One of my friends says 'I'm gonna eat like a death row inmate having my last meal'.

my stomach thinks my throat has been cut

[greeneggs]

I'm on that like white on rice on a paperplate in a snowstorm

One I heard on this board several months ago but I can't remember who to give credit to:

...faster than a runaway toyota

ha ha ha :p

[Gettingafixonlost]

You're slower than molasses in January

[krakup]

You're slower than molasses in January

slower than a wet week

[Gettingafixonlost]

Save a tree eat a beaver :eek:

[krakup]

Save a tree eat a beaver :eek:

lmao, dont drink water, fish f***k in it

[greeneggs]

slicker than cat **** on a tin roof

What is wrong? Do you have a hitch in your giddy-up?

[boutte]

He's strong as an ox and almost as smart.

[krakup]

He's strong as an ox and almost as smart.

lol couldn't hurt him with an axe

and one you reminded me of from talking bout the rain, dry as a nun's nasty :eek:

[Gettingafixonlost]

slicker than cat **** on a tin roof
I thought it was "slicker than snot" eeooww that's gross!

[boutte]

lol couldn't hurt him with an axe

and one you reminded me of from talking bout the rain, dry as a nun's nasty :eek:
LOL :p

[Gettingafixonlost]

dryer than a popcorn fart?
(My husband use to say that, never did understand that one lol)

Another one he use to say.....
I had to pee so bad my teeth were floating

[krakup]

dryer than a popcorn fart?
(My husband use to say that, never did understand that one lol)

Another one he use to say.....
I had to pee so bad my teeth were floating

yep heard that one, syphon the python

[boutte]

I have the trots.

[krakup]

I have the trots.

sh1t through the eye of a needle

[Gettingafixonlost]

Ya know what I mean jelly bean?.....
I understand rubber band.

See ya round if I don't see ya square.

[krakup]

Ya know what I mean jelly bean?.....
I understand rubber band.

See ya round if I don't see ya square.

see ya when im looking at ya

see ya later, not if i see you first

[Gettingafixonlost]

I have the trots.

So sorry to hear that Boutte :(

[boutte]

So sorry to hear that Boutte :(

I have to quit eating rare chicken.

[lynnhart]

You're slower than molasses in January

I once told my daughter (age 5 at the time) she was slower than molasses. Her reply "Who's Molasses?"

[boutte]

He's got bats in the belfry

[Gettingafixonlost]

I once told my daughter (age 5 at the time) she was slower than molasses. Her reply "Who's Molasses?"

LOL, the first time I said it, not really knowing what it meant, the person I said it to said "molasses doesn't grow in January" LOL I didn't know what to say and just left, I think I was 10 or something like that.

[boutte]

Great googely moogely!

[Gettingafixonlost]

Great googely moogely!

Now where have I heard that before? oh ya Maggie and the Ferocious Beast LOL, what are you doing watching kids shows Boutte ;)

[JERSEY JOHN]

My mom would say quick quick like a bunny(if she wanted you to do something fast) or wait till your father gets home(if you were in trouble).

[Gettingafixonlost]

My mom would say quick quick like a bunny(if she wanted you to do something fast) or wait till your father gets home(if you were in trouble).

I had a boss that use to say that!!

[boutte]

Now where have I heard that before? oh ya Maggie and the Ferocious Beast LOL, what are you doing watching kids shows Boutte ;)

Never heard of it. I heard it on Amos and Andy.

[boutte]

MOM!! He stabbed me in the butt!

Okay maybe not people, just my sister. (She had it coming.)

[notsolost42]

colder than a witches t!t in a brass brassiere.

[Gettingafixonlost]

Never heard of it. I heard it on Amos and Andy.

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[greeneggs]

Ya know what I mean jelly bean?.....
I understand rubber band.

See ya round if I don't see ya square.

Hee hee, my dad always said the jelly bean and rubberband ones. Also, 'Don't get wise, bubble eyes', and 'hang loose, you old moose'. :)

[krakup]

flat out like a lizard drinking

[notsolost42]

she doesn't know Christmas from Bourke Street.

[krakup]

she doesn't know Christmas from Bourke Street.

that sounds aussie but havent heard it

[notsolost42]

that sounds aussie but havent heard it

i heard it on tv before, i think it is. just how i feel right now.

[krakup]

doesnt know his arsehole from his elbow

[notsolost42]

not the sharpest knife in the drawer

[Gettingafixonlost]

doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground
(good choice of words there Krak :) )

[krakup]

takes two hours to watch 60 minutes

[notsolost42]

the light's on but no bodies home

[Gettingafixonlost]

Not the sharpest tack in the box

[krakup]

wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armfull of deckchairs

[notsolost42]

as thick as a brick

[krakup]

as thick as a brick

and twice as ugly :D

[Phillip]

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone.

[krakup]

if my dog had a head like yours id shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards

[krakup]

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone.

thems words to live by :)

[notsolost42]

as dumb as a rock

[notsolost42]

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone.

but what if you like to be on top??? :D

[Gettingafixonlost]

if my dog had a head like yours id shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards

LOL!!
(geeze need 10 characters, this oughta do it)

[greeneggs]

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone.

LOL, okay, now that is awesome!! Where is JD with his snaredrum sound? :)

[greeneggs]

A few fries short of a happy meal.

[KatieShephard]

save a cow eat a vegetarian

[Phillip]

save a cow eat a vegetarian

Lol. That's a good one. Vegetarians taste kinda dry though

[shotgun willy]

got this one off an Aussie we were camped beside last wknd. in reference to the kids playing together

They'll get on like a house on fire"

others:

like stink on sh*t

that guys solid as a soup sandwich

funny as a screendoor on a submarine

[JfromtheD]

LOL, okay, now that is awesome!! Where is JD with his snaredrum sound? :)

Ah, finally... a woman who appreciates what I have to offer!

* Rimshot! * (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U) :D

[greeneggs]

Ah, finally... a woman who appreciates what I have to offer!

* Rimshot! * (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U) :D

There it is! Perfect! :D thanks JD, gotta luv it :p

[greeneggs]

that guys solid as a soup sandwich



That is awesome! May I steal that line?? :p

Love your avatar, btw!

[3d-aholic]

A few fries short of a happy meal.
And then there are these:

1. Not the brightest light in the harbor.
2. The light's on but no one's home.
3. Not the brightest bulb in the box.
4. A few screws short of a hardware store.
5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
6. A few cards short of a deck.
7. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
8. About as sharp as a marble.
9. Only has one oar in the water.
10. Smart as a bag of rocks.
11. A burger short of a combo meal.
12. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
13. A few peas short of a casserole.
14. A few keys short of a keyboard.
15. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
16. The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
17. As smart as a stick.
18. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
(my favorite)
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. Has an IQ of room temperature.
21. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
22. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
23. One twist short of a slinky.
24. Sharp as a sack of wet mice.
25. More numb than a frozen mukluk.
26. Not the sharpest crayon in the box
27. Not the sharpest tool in the shed
(I like this one too but hear it as not the sharpest tool in the tool chest.)
28. They are depriving some village of its idiot.
29. A few threads short of a sweater.
30. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
31. Driveway doesn't quite reach the road.
(lol)
32. The battery is not fully charged.
33. About as sharp as a bowling ball.
34. Dumber than a bag of hammers.
35. A few bricks short of a full load.
36. A few clowns short of a circus.
37. A few beers short of a six-pack.
38. Dumber than a box of hair.
39. A few tacos short of a fiesta platter.
40. All foam no beer.
41. As smart as bait.
42. Chimney's clogged.
43. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
44. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
45. The antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
46. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
47. Another brain would be lonely.
48. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
49. No grain in the silo.
50. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
51. Receiver is off the hook.
52. Has a leak in the skylight.
53. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
54. Dumb as a donkey.
55. Not all the soldiers are marching in line.
56. Dumber than paint.
57. Half a bubble off plumb.
58. A few fruit loops shy of a full bowl.
59. Donated his brain to science before he was done with it.
60. A few shades beyond blonde.
61. Has to take turns for the family brain-cell.
62. A few watts short of a light bulb.
63. Dump as a stump.
64. Running on 3 cylinders.
65. A few Bradys short of a bunch.
66. Has the parachute but is missing the ripcord.
67. Would lose a debate with a doorknob.
68. Has an IQ lower than plant life.
69. All telephone, no receiver.
70. One ski short of a snowmobile.
71. Wouldn't know if they were on foot or horseback.
72. The logs are ablaze but the chimney is clogged.
73. Eats soup with a fork.
74. The wheel is spinning but the hamster fell off (or is dead).
75. The cheese slid off the cracker.
76. The engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel.
77. A few fuses short of a full circuit.
78. A tire short of an eighteen wheeler.
79. Doesn't have all the chairs at the table.
80. Dumber than a bag of rocks.
81. A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding.
82. A few pecans short of a fruitcake.
83. As fruity as a bag of Skittles™
84. Would argue with a signpost.
85. If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change.
86. Dumb as a salt shaker.
87. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.
88. Knitting with only one needle.
89. The result of too much chlorine in the gene pool.
90. Not the brightest bulb in the Chandalier.
91. Not the quickest bunny in the forest.
92. The hard drive is spinning but the OS hasn't been installed.
93. Not exactly running on all thrusters.
94. A few toppings short of a Deluxe Pizza.
95. A few burgers short of a barbecue.
96. A few roos loose in the top paddock.
97. The wind is blowing but nothing is moving.
98. The umbrella is up but there's no rain.
99. A few colors short of a rainbow.
100. As bright as a lamp in Aladdin's cave.
101. The boat doesn't have all the oars in the water.
102. A few boats short of a fleet.
103. A monosynaptic cretin (Don't understand it? 'nuff said)
104. A few noodles short of a chow mein.
105. A few bristles short of a broom.
106. A few snags short of a barbie.
107. Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
108. Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff.
109. The relative IQ of a deck chair.
110. A poster child for birth control.
111. A few players short of a team.
112. Couldn't hit the floor if he fell on it.
113. A few sheep short of a flock.
114. If you stand close enough to them you can hear the sea.
115. They have an IQ lower than their shoe size.
116. A few gunmen short of a posse.
117. As sharp as a pound of wet liver.
118. Not the quickest horse in the stable.
119. Has a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy that holds them all together.
120. Most people drink from the fountain of knowledge, they only gargled.
121. Not the fastest ship in the fleet.
122. Ten cents short of a dollar.
123. A few boxes short of a pallet.
124. A few grams short of a pound.
125. Shipped but not delivered.
126. A few springs short of a watch.
127. A few bits short of a byte.
128. Only has half a cord in the woodshed.
129. The elevator goes to the top but the doors don't open.
130. A cup and a saucer short of a place setting.
131. If their nose was on upside down they'd drown in the rain.
132. Three ice bricks shy of an igloo.
133. A few marshmallows short of a bowl of Lucky Charms.
134. A few bales short of a wagon load.
135. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
136. A few needles short of a sewing kit.
137. One IQ point above brain death.
138. Any slower and he'd need to be watered once a week.
139. Playing hockey with a warped puck.
140. All booster, no payload.
141. Has some lug nuts rattling in the hubcaps.
142. Nice house, not much furniture.
143. Was hiding behind the door when they passed out brains.
144. One board member short of a quorum.
145. Batteries not included.
146. Lost contact with the mothership.
147. A few cracker jacks short of a full box.

[Nip McSizzle]

My gramps used to say "Well........sh*t on a shingle and slip off the roof".

It's hotter then the hinges of Hell and damnation out here.

[yokogleeton]

these are so funny i forgot to laugh. :D

seriously, they're going over like a screen door on a battle ship.

http://assets.lolquiz.com/4a74f0457dd65.jpg

[KatieShephard]

it's Bif! "Make like a tree and get outta here!" :D

[greeneggs]

it's Bif! "Make like a tree and get outta here!" :D

HA HA!!

"Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly!!!" :p

[krakup]

as a kid asking dumb questions of my dad , like , what's that? he'd say "it's a wig wom for a gooses bridle" in other words , i cant be bothered explaining

[boutte]

He's got a hitch in his giddy up.

[notsolost42]

as a kid asking dumb questions of my dad , like , what's that? he'd say "it's a wig wom for a gooses bridle" in other words , i cant be bothered explaining

oh, good one and it reminded me of what my dad used to say to me when i was a kid asking all my incessant questions about why this or why that ... he used to tell me that why was a crooked letter... "Y" ...great answer like your dad ... sounds like they were cut from the same cloth ... lol

[JERSEY JOHN]

these are so funny i forgot to laugh. :D

seriously, they're going over like a screen door on a battle ship.

http://assets.lolquiz.com/4a74f0457dd65.jpg

I think that's supposed to be a screen door on a submarine?

[JfromtheD]

I think that's supposed to be a screen door on a submarine?

It is. But that's the funny part, Biff always screws up the ending.

"Now make like a tree... and get out of here." :D

[JERSEY JOHN]

It is. But that's the funny part, Biff always screws up the ending.

"Now make like a tree... and get out of here." :D

Yea I forgot about the Biff factor.

[greeneggs]

Yea I forgot about the Biff factor.

Make like a banana and slip outa here. ha ha

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

My mother used to say, "Salt wouldn't save you."

[lynnhart]

About as funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward at the hospital.

[greeneggs]

One of the girls at work just said, "What the french, toast! Where is my GD paycheck??"

Honestly, maybe it is just my sleep deprivation that made me chuckle :o

[Cee]

2 Whoppers at work recently, one i was involved with and each one can make the ultimate irish joke book!

1) Our nice but very dim night porter was asked to take a patient from one area to another on a wheelchair. Patient in question had had throat cancer bless him, and had one of those voice boxes that sounded like Stephen Hawkin. Making pleasant conversation our porter asked the fella where he was from and he said "Newry"
Porter turned round and said, "That doesn't sound like a Newry accent!" [cringe]

2) On the walkies today I asked a porter to take a patient from ward 19 to A & E resuss. On arriving at the ward, the porter got me on the radio and said 19 knew nothing about it. As it was my mate who had put it on I turned round to her who proceeded to ring the ward and see what they were on about.
I got the same story from both her and the porter over the radio at the same time, it wasn't a patient to a & e at all, it was a Davis Splint! My mate thought the nurse was telling her a persons name, it was just a splint to A & E lol!!

I might start a diary one day!

[VincentIsMyBFF]

my uncle, he's like a hillbilly, he always shouts "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"

[JfromtheD]

I was out watering my lawn tonight (my daily ritual.) And my neighbor came over smoking his cigar (his daily ritual.)

He looks at me with a straight face and says "the only time I will water my lawn is when it catches fire, and I'm putting it out."

I thought that was hilarious!! :D

[KatieShephard]

This is the after lunch convo between my kiddies a few days ago...

John: "I don't like chocolate mousse"
Mary: "It's not a real moose you know"

Having children is like living with small mental patients :D I just love them!

[notsolost42]

This is the after lunch convo between my kiddies a few days ago...

John: "I don't like chocolate mousse"
Mary: "It's not a real moose you know"

Having children is like living with small mental patients :D I just love them!

Wait until they become teenagers ... then it's really like living with mental patients :D

[KatieShephard]

Wait until they become teenagers ... then it's really like living with mental patients :D

oh the joys! ;) I think I may move out for a few years when that happens and return when they're 25! LOL!

[notsolost42]

oh the joys! ;) I think I may move out for a few years when that happens and return when they're 25! LOL!

Lemme see .... 25 .... my daughter is almost 23 now ... I think 25 sounds about right :D:D:D

[KatieShephard]

Lemme see .... 25 .... my daughter is almost 23 now ... I think 25 sounds about right :D:D:D

I was estimating :) good to know I'm in the ballpark!

[notsolost42]

I was estimating :) good to know I'm in the ballpark!

:D ... I may wait until she's about 30 though!!! hahaha

[greeneggs]

One of the cops I work with called and said, "Hey, I feel really stupid but I can't find my cell phone. Can you call my cell so I can try to find it?"

I said, "Sure. But if you could call me, then why didn't YOU just call your cell?"

silence followed

:)

[bunnydixon]

a couple of times one of the girls have had a little trumpet trousers moments and D has stated that they could bring tears to a glass eye - cracks me up! (and when its fajita or curry night, he ain't kidding!!)

[danielle]

a couple of times one of the girls have had a little trumpet trousers moments and D has stated that they could bring tears to a glass eye - cracks me up! (and when its fajita or curry night, he ain't kidding!!)

Sure you are talking about the girls here Bunny? we are all familiar with the "I have a friend....." routine :D

[spartygirl]

may your chooks turn into emus and peck your dunny down

LMAO !! I love it !!!! this is going to be my new saying !!!! I just put it on my FB profile...heheee