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thelawgiver
03-21-2008, 06:07 PM
So here we go again with some observations of a jam-packed hour!

--Tom and Arturo are official.

--Meeting at Ben’s cabin for pound cake, 7ish!

--Michael crashed his car because Xzibit refused to “pimp his ride”.

--Chopper Frank inks deal as new spokes-model for Tommy Bahama.

--Hi, I’m George Minkowski, ship social director and bad comedian.

--Original pop-up message on bomb: “You’ve been Punk’d”.

--Tom’s gay!...Not that there is anything wrong with that…

--We first get flashbacks (FBs), then flashforwards (FFs), now FBTOWAs (flashbacks to only weeks ago).

--If you had Michael’s ride, you’d crash it too! I mean lime green? Come on!

--So bearing 325 gets you to Manhattan?

--Continuity alert! Michael lives in squalor neighborhood, yet still has a stereo in car?

--Tom likes to indulge! Wink, wink!

--Hey Walt, are you proud of daddy getting you off the island? Oh, and by the way, I capped Anna and Libby.

--Miles, would you like some pound cake? No thanks, I’m still full from that grenade.

--I’m Ben and there is nothing I like more than ending the evening in my comfy jammies and robe, and sitting in my radio room to mindf**k a guy on a freighter.

--So Ben knows the location of the skull hunting alien Predator on the island?

--Will Schwarzenegger save Alex?

--Carl, if you are going to sleep with my daughter, you could at least call me Ben, and follow my directions to this temple location so that you and Rousseau can be killed.

--Hey Michael, Widmore faked the trench plane and here is a picture and form that prove absolutely nothing.

--Hi Naomi, nothing suspicious about me, heh heh. Just came all the way from New York to Fiji to be a low level deckhand on this lousy freighter for its clandestine mission. Oh and that locked steel box? Just some of my stuff, nothing like a bomb or anything.

--Naomi was safer in the Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy (look it up).

--Attention passengers, today’s activity is a clay pigeon machine gun shootout on the sun deck, starts immediately.

--Don’t worry Michael, Libby will tuck you in!

--It's Widmore, it's Ben, it's Widmore, it's Ben, it's...ARRRGGHHHH!

--Will someone please offer a shower and clean clothes to Sayid and Des!!

--Let me make sure I get blood all over the suicide note to my son. That should comfort him.

--Again, where is Naomi's body?

--Michael may be the freighter saboteur, but Sayid is now the Freighter snitch.

--We now know why Tom prefers jeans to khakis.

beachblinkette
03-21-2008, 06:15 PM
Once again, you have outdone yourself! We can always count on you for some sorely needed laughs. Loved the bullet points, they're all good!

sj256
03-21-2008, 06:19 PM
--We now know why Tom prefers jeans to khakis.

hahahaha funny stuff!

thelawgiver
03-21-2008, 06:21 PM
Yes sj. That solved one of the biggest LOST mysteries and a heavily debated thread!

thelawgiver
03-21-2008, 07:35 PM
Bump...just bumping this up so it does not get lost. And for a completely non-related chuckle, if you are Will Ferrell fan, this is a hilarious video:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

bunnydixon
03-21-2008, 07:41 PM
fab BPs patchy :D

thelawgiver
03-21-2008, 09:38 PM
Bumpity bump

thelawgiver
03-21-2008, 11:22 PM
fab BPs patchy :D

Thanks amundo bunhun. Lay off the pound cake and save some for Miles.

bunnydixon
03-21-2008, 11:24 PM
*wipes crumbs*

huh?

Turnip Queen
03-22-2008, 12:00 AM
Will Schwarzenegger save Alex?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Patchy, I LOVE these threads! They're so funny!

rocket4
03-22-2008, 12:34 AM
that was the most retarted thing i have ever seen those stupit bullit points that was a wast of my time i was looking for something informational

Turnip Queen
03-22-2008, 12:35 AM
that was the most retarted thing i have ever seen those stupit bullit points that was a wast of my time i was looking for something informational


HAHAHAHA You need to get a sense of humour, Patchy's bullet points are the best! I love seeing them after each episode!

james220
03-22-2008, 02:20 AM
that was the most retarted thing i have ever seen those stupit bullit points that was a wast of my time i was looking for something informational

Let me help you out here.

You want to capitalize the first word of a sentence.

Retarted is actually spelled retarded.

It's good to capitalize I (meaning me) ... but don't capitalize Me unless it begins a sentence.

Stupit is spelled stupid.

Bullit is spelled bullet.

Wast is not a word that I'm aware of. Careful here because waist is the middle of your body, like just above the hips, y'know. Waste is like a mind, a terrible thing to waste. OR ... you're wasted! Perhaps you can relate to that.

You might have tried some punctuation. It helps to separate thoughts.

So let's try it this way:

"That was the most retarded thing I have ever seen. Those stupid bullet points were a waste of my time. I was looking for something informational."

:rolleyes:

james220
03-22-2008, 02:22 AM
Patchy, I don't know how much time you spend on those but each week is classic! Thanks!

mahalo_dude
03-22-2008, 02:52 AM
Good stuff, sir! Target: funny bone. Direct hit sir!

littlemamma_x_3
03-22-2008, 04:26 AM
This is the first time I have had the pleasure to read your work. Well, the second, counting this HILARIOUS reply to this unnecessary mean comment to you. Thanks for a great laugh!

Archangel-Player
03-22-2008, 05:03 AM
Patchy, I don't know how much time you spend on those but each week is classic! Thanks!
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Shouldn't spend be spelled spent? Since you are speaking about the past? Also shouldn't those be these. Since again. You are speaking from the past? :-) Sorry I couldn't "resest" :p

IrishDancinQueen
03-22-2008, 05:42 AM
I love the bullet point, they're one of the "post-episode" highlights of my week.

Oh, and for Will Ferell fans, check out the sequel:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080

thelawgiver
03-23-2008, 04:03 PM
Thanks James! LMAO! And Irish, thanks for the sequel link!

boulderheart1
03-23-2008, 11:00 PM
hilarious lol and naomi was the lass out of haunted mansion?

spartygirl
03-24-2008, 12:13 AM
hey patchy, I look forward to your bullet points every week.. always good for a laugh...:D

jackchick
03-24-2008, 12:46 AM
that was the most retarted thing i have ever seen those stupit bullit points that was a wast of my time i was looking for something informational

Wow, so glad the 5 - reply junior member has put us all in our places! Where would we be without these insightful posters???

Thinking hard on that target practice with a machine gun activity about now....

rocket4
03-24-2008, 12:59 AM
You all can go suck on your mom! There is that better i capatilized everything a needed to!

jackchick
03-24-2008, 01:02 AM
You all can go suck on your mom! There is that better i capatilized everything a needed to!



HAHAHA, LOL

There is that better? I capitalized everything I needed to!

Are you from this planet? Is it time for you to report in to the mothership? Maybe you need to up your meds?

Are you over the age of 14?

How immature...

jackchick
03-24-2008, 01:04 AM
OH, and I am the mom. You're grounded from the computer.

rocket4
03-24-2008, 01:12 AM
wow those are the lamest disses i have ever heard wand yes i am under the age of 14 you DICK

jackchick
03-24-2008, 01:31 AM
"I fart in your general direction."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

james220
03-24-2008, 02:14 AM
wow those are the lamest disses i have ever heard wand yes i am under the age of 14 you DICK

Well, as we have a minor in our midst we should restrain from continuing the non-constructive communication. It takes a village to raise a child.

jackchick
03-24-2008, 04:53 AM
wow those are the lamest disses i have ever heard wand yes i am under the age of 14 you DICK

"Disses" is so passe'

jackchick
03-24-2008, 04:56 AM
Well, as we have a minor in our midst we should restrain from continuing the non-constructive communication. It takes a village to raise a child.

James, I will constrain. I am the grown up here. I am a strict mom, and I am very funny. Hard to not let these two worlds collide. *sigh*

gingergrant
03-24-2008, 06:34 AM
That's so funny! I loved the BulletPoints, I've not seen them before.

Oh, and it should have been...." There, is that better?" (a comma where there is a slight pause in the sentence) This could be fun. But I'll stop now.

gingergrant
03-24-2008, 06:41 AM
I looked up Rocket4's other posts and he/she seems to have posted some nice insightful posts for someone who is so young. My sons have good insight into the show and are fun to bounce ideas off of and they are probably not much younger. Give Rocket4 a break I say, from a mom's point of view.

james220
03-24-2008, 01:50 PM
I looked up Rocket4's other posts and he/she seems to have posted some nice insightful posts for someone who is so young. My sons have good insight into the show and are fun to bounce ideas off of and they are probably not much younger. Give Rocket4 a break I say, from a mom's point of view.

HA!! Ginger, I love your signature line. "I need a ham." We Hammie Losties are now fulfilled!!! :D

bunnydixon
03-24-2008, 02:00 PM
oh my! well i still love the BPs and i love insightful stuff too but the former is more my level of understanding - must be coz i'm old :p ;)

thelawgiver
03-24-2008, 03:26 PM
"I sense great fear and anger in this one. The counsel has decided, he will not be trained"--Yoda

And yes, Naomi is the wife/mom in the haunted mansion, sans the Machester accent.

bunnydixon
03-24-2008, 03:28 PM
am sure she was also in an awful british horror movie about ouija boards!

james220
03-29-2008, 02:08 AM
Bringing Patchy's BP's back to life.