thelawgiver
03-21-2008, 06:07 PM
So here we go again with some observations of a jam-packed hour!
--Tom and Arturo are official.
--Meeting at Ben’s cabin for pound cake, 7ish!
--Michael crashed his car because Xzibit refused to “pimp his ride”.
--Chopper Frank inks deal as new spokes-model for Tommy Bahama.
--Hi, I’m George Minkowski, ship social director and bad comedian.
--Original pop-up message on bomb: “You’ve been Punk’d”.
--Tom’s gay!...Not that there is anything wrong with that…
--We first get flashbacks (FBs), then flashforwards (FFs), now FBTOWAs (flashbacks to only weeks ago).
--If you had Michael’s ride, you’d crash it too! I mean lime green? Come on!
--So bearing 325 gets you to Manhattan?
--Continuity alert! Michael lives in squalor neighborhood, yet still has a stereo in car?
--Tom likes to indulge! Wink, wink!
--Hey Walt, are you proud of daddy getting you off the island? Oh, and by the way, I capped Anna and Libby.
--Miles, would you like some pound cake? No thanks, I’m still full from that grenade.
--I’m Ben and there is nothing I like more than ending the evening in my comfy jammies and robe, and sitting in my radio room to mindf**k a guy on a freighter.
--So Ben knows the location of the skull hunting alien Predator on the island?
--Will Schwarzenegger save Alex?
--Carl, if you are going to sleep with my daughter, you could at least call me Ben, and follow my directions to this temple location so that you and Rousseau can be killed.
--Hey Michael, Widmore faked the trench plane and here is a picture and form that prove absolutely nothing.
--Hi Naomi, nothing suspicious about me, heh heh. Just came all the way from New York to Fiji to be a low level deckhand on this lousy freighter for its clandestine mission. Oh and that locked steel box? Just some of my stuff, nothing like a bomb or anything.
--Naomi was safer in the Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy (look it up).
--Attention passengers, today’s activity is a clay pigeon machine gun shootout on the sun deck, starts immediately.
--Don’t worry Michael, Libby will tuck you in!
--It's Widmore, it's Ben, it's Widmore, it's Ben, it's...ARRRGGHHHH!
--Will someone please offer a shower and clean clothes to Sayid and Des!!
--Let me make sure I get blood all over the suicide note to my son. That should comfort him.
--Again, where is Naomi's body?
--Michael may be the freighter saboteur, but Sayid is now the Freighter snitch.
--We now know why Tom prefers jeans to khakis.
--Tom and Arturo are official.
--Meeting at Ben’s cabin for pound cake, 7ish!
--Michael crashed his car because Xzibit refused to “pimp his ride”.
--Chopper Frank inks deal as new spokes-model for Tommy Bahama.
--Hi, I’m George Minkowski, ship social director and bad comedian.
--Original pop-up message on bomb: “You’ve been Punk’d”.
--Tom’s gay!...Not that there is anything wrong with that…
--We first get flashbacks (FBs), then flashforwards (FFs), now FBTOWAs (flashbacks to only weeks ago).
--If you had Michael’s ride, you’d crash it too! I mean lime green? Come on!
--So bearing 325 gets you to Manhattan?
--Continuity alert! Michael lives in squalor neighborhood, yet still has a stereo in car?
--Tom likes to indulge! Wink, wink!
--Hey Walt, are you proud of daddy getting you off the island? Oh, and by the way, I capped Anna and Libby.
--Miles, would you like some pound cake? No thanks, I’m still full from that grenade.
--I’m Ben and there is nothing I like more than ending the evening in my comfy jammies and robe, and sitting in my radio room to mindf**k a guy on a freighter.
--So Ben knows the location of the skull hunting alien Predator on the island?
--Will Schwarzenegger save Alex?
--Carl, if you are going to sleep with my daughter, you could at least call me Ben, and follow my directions to this temple location so that you and Rousseau can be killed.
--Hey Michael, Widmore faked the trench plane and here is a picture and form that prove absolutely nothing.
--Hi Naomi, nothing suspicious about me, heh heh. Just came all the way from New York to Fiji to be a low level deckhand on this lousy freighter for its clandestine mission. Oh and that locked steel box? Just some of my stuff, nothing like a bomb or anything.
--Naomi was safer in the Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy (look it up).
--Attention passengers, today’s activity is a clay pigeon machine gun shootout on the sun deck, starts immediately.
--Don’t worry Michael, Libby will tuck you in!
--It's Widmore, it's Ben, it's Widmore, it's Ben, it's...ARRRGGHHHH!
--Will someone please offer a shower and clean clothes to Sayid and Des!!
--Let me make sure I get blood all over the suicide note to my son. That should comfort him.
--Again, where is Naomi's body?
--Michael may be the freighter saboteur, but Sayid is now the Freighter snitch.
--We now know why Tom prefers jeans to khakis.