Ben Linus once.....

[cheapshot11b]

ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

that's just how awesome he is.


Ben Linus knows the exact location of Carmen SanDiego.

Ben linus ordered a whopper at McDonalds, and got one.

Ben linus can touch MC Hammer.

[justjoe]

He's better than Chuck Norris.

[agmic]

He invented the Internet and Windows

[cheapshot11b]

Ben vs. Chuck would be an interesting match up.

[cheapshot11b]

Ben Linus can slam a revolving door.

Ben Linus can judge a book by it's cover.

Ben Linus counted to infinity. Twice.

[agmic]

Ben vs. Chuck would be an interesting match up.

Who is Chuck ?

[justjoe]

Dude, you have to check this website out. Hilarious.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[cheapshot11b]

chuck norris

[agmic]

thanks, still slow mode

[cheapshot11b]

I have sooo many favorites.

-If you see Ben Linus crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
-Superman wears Ben Linus pajamas to bed.

You can replace Ben's name with your favorite hero/villain. Chuck is the original and best suited character though.

the website Joe provided has almost all of em.

[LostandFound]

Dude, you have to check this website out. Hilarious.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

ROTFLMAO!!!!! :D:D:D
Oh! I needed a good belly laugh today :p Thanks Joe for sharing!

[justjoe]

You got it. So many funny ones there.

[cheapshot11b]

Congrats JJ you hit 1000!

[justjoe]

Crap! thanks, I didn't even notice. Not sure if it's a good thing though.

[Turnip Queen]

He's better than Chuck Norris.


****in' Chuck Norris! :D

[R.I.P.Charlie]

Dude, you have to check this website out. Hilarious.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

That is freakin hilarious!

[bobafett]

Thats cute Im glad your in love with a liar.Good for you.Ric Flair had to retire.WOOOOOOO

[bobafett]

What is wrong with you.You walk around in your bath robe all day and act like Ric Flair.You need you all need to be talking about lost.So I can have something to do.WOOOOOOOO

[gingergrant]

That was wonderful, I can't seem to stop laughing. I feel so old, my boys are saying "who's Chuck Norris?"

[BomberDawg95]

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.

[hollie425]

haha... funny...

[cheapshot11b]

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

Chuck Norris uses Viagra eyedrops so he can look hard.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

[cheapshot11b]

What is wrong with you.You walk around in your bath robe all day and act like Ric Flair.You need you all need to be talking about lost.So I can have something to do.WOOOOOOOO

boba up and down on my nuts MF

[teamlost23!]

Ben Linus Jumped into a lake, but he didn't get wet the water got Ben Linus-ed.

Ben Linus once ate a whole cake before the Others had a chance to tell him Jacob was inside.

[LostandFound]

Ben Linus Jumped into a lake, but he didn't get wet the water got Ben Linus-ed.

Ben Linus once ate a whole cake before the Others had a chance to tell him Jacob was inside.

He got Ben Linus-ed!!! :D:D:D
That might be one of my faves yet! I'm still laughing :p

[shawdawg]

just think, ben can talk the panties of women

[sj256]

Ben Linus is the reason Waldo is hiding.

[Dzbabykel]

Dude, you have to check this website out. Hilarious.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Haha I've seen that, its great!

[cheapshot11b]

Ben Linus could talk you into holding a polished turd. Then talk you into putting it in your pocket.

[sj256]

In a race between Superman and The Flash.... Ben Linus would win.

[bunnydixon]

lol you guys are funny :D

[cheapshot11b]

Ben Linus' IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight.

Ben Linus can dribble a football.

Ben Linus doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

[teamlost23!]

Ben Linus' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

Helen Keller's favorite color is...Ben Linus.

Ben Linus once made love to a woman...then she died.

[cheapshot11b]

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

My wife hates all chuck norris jokes.
some people get it, others......God bless em.

[bunnydixon]

lol!!!!

:D

[teamlost23!]

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

My wife hates all chuck norris jokes.
some people get it, others......God bless em.


Hahahaha!! Awesome!!