thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 05:34 PM
So much to observe and so little time! Add your own observations!
--Jack and Kate, “it’s official” and shower steamy!
-- Kate sure knows how to dress for her man. Man's dress shirt and panties, grrrrr….
--Face it Daniel, you’ve got a crush on Charlotte. Who wouldn’t? She’s such a loving and warm person.
--Jack topless! You got a semi-wish granted TQ!
--Is Charlotte a cunning linguist?
--Something tells me Charlotte would rather hang with the gals in the Looking Glass.
--Post-LOST: Jin stars in the South Korean version of the Soprano’s: “I’m going to break your fingers one at a time.”
--Mommy, please don’t leave me alone with the brooding man who sits in the dark with his bottles.
--That beard stubble is revealing your secret Sawyer: You are not a natural blonde!
--You go Rose! Get in Red’s face!
--Hey Jack, I got you a razor (because that stubble reminds me of Sawyer).
--More Jack tats?
--Oh just a few errands, you know, Home Depot, Target, Vicky’s Secret, and a secretive thingy for Sawyer. And how was your day? Filled with meds and booze I see. You are your father’s son!
--Miles: “I did not sign up for this”. So, exactly what did you sign up for Miles ‘ol boy??????
--So no passion in that Jack kiss, eh Juliette? I know, I know, you are holding out for the resurrection of Goodwin. Besides Ben owns you, remember?
--Finally a purpose for Bernard, as a dentist assisting in an appendectomy on a plane fuselage table. I understand he also gave Jack a nice new set of dental veneers while he was under. Bernard had an excellent reputation for his grill work.
--Is Lapidus Keamy’s personal valet? Yes Sir Mr. Keamy. Right this way Mr. Keamy. Can I kiss your ass Mr. Keamy?
--Or is Lapidus/Keamy more like a Dobby/Harry Potter relationship?
--Miles in his hoody should be singing: “I’m going back to Cali, Cali, Cali, I’m going back to Cali…man, I don’t think so…”.
--So Sawyer is now Sir Lancelot, protector of Claire and Aaron? Will he ever find The Holy Grail…? Is Jack King Arthur? Kate, Guenevere? Ben, Merlin?
--Three Men and a Baby, III: LOST Island. Three bachelors, Hurley, Sawyer and Miles, are suddenly left to tend for an infant, while its mother chases her ghostly father image. Don’t get peed on while changing the diapers boys.
--What’s that Doc? Hurley won’t take his meds? Okay sure, I’ll drive the eight hours from L.A. to Santa Rosa to tell him to take his meds. No problema.
--Hurley: “Jack, I mean Scrooge, at the stroke of midnight; you will be visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future”. Don’t freak Jack, I’m just practicing my lines for the nut house production of A Christmas Carol.
--So Jack’s version of heaven is being married to Kate. Okay, got it. But Hurley’s version is a mental ward? Huh?
--So Juliette sewed Xs and Os in Jack’s wound? She still has the hot Grey’s Anatomy doctor love for him!
--I’m Keamy, Super Mercenary and King of the Jungle, but I still cannot see people in colored clothing hidden a few feet from me.
--Jack and Kate, “it’s official” and shower steamy!
-- Kate sure knows how to dress for her man. Man's dress shirt and panties, grrrrr….
--Face it Daniel, you’ve got a crush on Charlotte. Who wouldn’t? She’s such a loving and warm person.
--Jack topless! You got a semi-wish granted TQ!
--Is Charlotte a cunning linguist?
--Something tells me Charlotte would rather hang with the gals in the Looking Glass.
--Post-LOST: Jin stars in the South Korean version of the Soprano’s: “I’m going to break your fingers one at a time.”
--Mommy, please don’t leave me alone with the brooding man who sits in the dark with his bottles.
--That beard stubble is revealing your secret Sawyer: You are not a natural blonde!
--You go Rose! Get in Red’s face!
--Hey Jack, I got you a razor (because that stubble reminds me of Sawyer).
--More Jack tats?
--Oh just a few errands, you know, Home Depot, Target, Vicky’s Secret, and a secretive thingy for Sawyer. And how was your day? Filled with meds and booze I see. You are your father’s son!
--Miles: “I did not sign up for this”. So, exactly what did you sign up for Miles ‘ol boy??????
--So no passion in that Jack kiss, eh Juliette? I know, I know, you are holding out for the resurrection of Goodwin. Besides Ben owns you, remember?
--Finally a purpose for Bernard, as a dentist assisting in an appendectomy on a plane fuselage table. I understand he also gave Jack a nice new set of dental veneers while he was under. Bernard had an excellent reputation for his grill work.
--Is Lapidus Keamy’s personal valet? Yes Sir Mr. Keamy. Right this way Mr. Keamy. Can I kiss your ass Mr. Keamy?
--Or is Lapidus/Keamy more like a Dobby/Harry Potter relationship?
--Miles in his hoody should be singing: “I’m going back to Cali, Cali, Cali, I’m going back to Cali…man, I don’t think so…”.
--So Sawyer is now Sir Lancelot, protector of Claire and Aaron? Will he ever find The Holy Grail…? Is Jack King Arthur? Kate, Guenevere? Ben, Merlin?
--Three Men and a Baby, III: LOST Island. Three bachelors, Hurley, Sawyer and Miles, are suddenly left to tend for an infant, while its mother chases her ghostly father image. Don’t get peed on while changing the diapers boys.
--What’s that Doc? Hurley won’t take his meds? Okay sure, I’ll drive the eight hours from L.A. to Santa Rosa to tell him to take his meds. No problema.
--Hurley: “Jack, I mean Scrooge, at the stroke of midnight; you will be visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future”. Don’t freak Jack, I’m just practicing my lines for the nut house production of A Christmas Carol.
--So Jack’s version of heaven is being married to Kate. Okay, got it. But Hurley’s version is a mental ward? Huh?
--So Juliette sewed Xs and Os in Jack’s wound? She still has the hot Grey’s Anatomy doctor love for him!
--I’m Keamy, Super Mercenary and King of the Jungle, but I still cannot see people in colored clothing hidden a few feet from me.