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thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 05:34 PM
So much to observe and so little time! Add your own observations!

--Jack and Kate, “it’s official” and shower steamy!

-- Kate sure knows how to dress for her man. Man's dress shirt and panties, grrrrr….

--Face it Daniel, you’ve got a crush on Charlotte. Who wouldn’t? She’s such a loving and warm person.

--Jack topless! You got a semi-wish granted TQ!

--Is Charlotte a cunning linguist?

--Something tells me Charlotte would rather hang with the gals in the Looking Glass.

--Post-LOST: Jin stars in the South Korean version of the Soprano’s: “I’m going to break your fingers one at a time.”

--Mommy, please don’t leave me alone with the brooding man who sits in the dark with his bottles.

--That beard stubble is revealing your secret Sawyer: You are not a natural blonde!

--You go Rose! Get in Red’s face!

--Hey Jack, I got you a razor (because that stubble reminds me of Sawyer).

--More Jack tats?

--Oh just a few errands, you know, Home Depot, Target, Vicky’s Secret, and a secretive thingy for Sawyer. And how was your day? Filled with meds and booze I see. You are your father’s son!

--Miles: “I did not sign up for this”. So, exactly what did you sign up for Miles ‘ol boy??????

--So no passion in that Jack kiss, eh Juliette? I know, I know, you are holding out for the resurrection of Goodwin. Besides Ben owns you, remember?

--Finally a purpose for Bernard, as a dentist assisting in an appendectomy on a plane fuselage table. I understand he also gave Jack a nice new set of dental veneers while he was under. Bernard had an excellent reputation for his grill work.

--Is Lapidus Keamy’s personal valet? Yes Sir Mr. Keamy. Right this way Mr. Keamy. Can I kiss your ass Mr. Keamy?

--Or is Lapidus/Keamy more like a Dobby/Harry Potter relationship?

--Miles in his hoody should be singing: “I’m going back to Cali, Cali, Cali, I’m going back to Cali…man, I don’t think so…”.

--So Sawyer is now Sir Lancelot, protector of Claire and Aaron? Will he ever find The Holy Grail…? Is Jack King Arthur? Kate, Guenevere? Ben, Merlin?

--Three Men and a Baby, III: LOST Island. Three bachelors, Hurley, Sawyer and Miles, are suddenly left to tend for an infant, while its mother chases her ghostly father image. Don’t get peed on while changing the diapers boys.

--What’s that Doc? Hurley won’t take his meds? Okay sure, I’ll drive the eight hours from L.A. to Santa Rosa to tell him to take his meds. No problema.

--Hurley: “Jack, I mean Scrooge, at the stroke of midnight; you will be visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future”. Don’t freak Jack, I’m just practicing my lines for the nut house production of A Christmas Carol.

--So Jack’s version of heaven is being married to Kate. Okay, got it. But Hurley’s version is a mental ward? Huh?

--So Juliette sewed Xs and Os in Jack’s wound? She still has the hot Grey’s Anatomy doctor love for him!

--I’m Keamy, Super Mercenary and King of the Jungle, but I still cannot see people in colored clothing hidden a few feet from me.

AshIsLostNLovinIt
05-02-2008, 05:47 PM
:DAll great/true/hilarious points... Loves IT!:rolleyes:

ConfidenceMan
05-02-2008, 06:16 PM
So much to observe and so little time!

--Something tells me Charlotte would rather hang with the gals in the Looking Glass.

--So Sawyer is now Sir Lancelot, protector of Claire and Aaron? Will he ever find The Holy Grail…? Is Jack King Arthur? Kate, Maid Marion? Ben, Merlin?



I agree with the Charlotte observation. However, the other one would make Kate: Guenevere, not Maid Marion...Maid Marion was Robin Hood's girl.

And maybe Jack was using his Gold Pass from Oceanic to go see Hurley, instead of Driving.

thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 06:24 PM
ConMan:

Thx for catching the Maid Marion thing, which I knew was wrong, but I got lazy on it.

As for Jack, he did drive, because he was sitting in his vintage Bronco outside the looney bin. And if you don't know about California highways, that is one long, boring and grueling drive through mostly the central valley (with lots of sh*t towns along the way). However, Santa Rosa is near the wine country, so lush Jack could pick up some cases for his drive back.

cheapshot11b
05-02-2008, 06:27 PM
Bravo LG


--You go Rose! Get in Red’s face!

LOL that attitude was awesome!

thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 06:32 PM
ConMan, It bugged me so much, I made the Guenevere change!

Missie
05-02-2008, 06:41 PM
I look forwards to your bullet points after every episode. give yourself a pat on the back

1hourisntlongenough
05-02-2008, 06:56 PM
Ahahahahaha....Miles in his hoody singing Goin Back to Cali...!!!:D LMAO, as usual Patchy!!! Nice work!!!!!:)

ConfidenceMan
05-02-2008, 07:20 PM
Good catch on the Bronco, Patchy. Nice edit.

bunnydixon
05-02-2008, 07:53 PM
whats a dolpy? lol!!!

fab as ever though :D

thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 08:28 PM
I got it wrong. It's actually Dobby with a picture below. He is some type of frail indentured servant character in the Harry Potter series. I thought you folks across the pond are Potter fanatics?

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ConfidenceMan
05-02-2008, 08:31 PM
Not all of us. Some of us are Lost fanatics.....wait...which side of the pond are you on?

thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 08:33 PM
BunnyDixon is in the land of the Euro.

bunnydixon
05-02-2008, 08:56 PM
we still use pounds :D

i DESPISE harry piss pants potter!!!!

thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 09:12 PM
Sorry, you are right, The Pound, by which all world currencies are judged! I'm sound as a Pound!

jackchick
05-02-2008, 09:58 PM
Patchy,
The Lawgiver, the Bullet Pointer, The Bronco Identifier!

Loved them as usual. Can only add my smiggen- Even toddlers enjoy Star War action figures! and leave their crap all over the house...

Agree, my husband thinks the man shirt and panties is the best lingere! Kate looked great. Jack is being so insecure. Is it the booze? The meds? The haunting visions? The spinal surgeon job? The ex-wife who found a new guy and left him, making him a jerk? Maybe the fact Kate chose Sawyer while on the island and is now doing his bidding? Like that's such a reason...:p
-insert sarcasm-

ConfidenceMan
05-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Oh yeah...I'll second the man shirt and panties....it's a good thing my wife likes wearing my shirts....

thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 10:32 PM
Patchy,
The Lawgiver, the Bullet Pointer, The Bronco Identifier!

Loved them as usual. Can only add my smiggen- Even toddlers enjoy Star War action figures! and leave their crap all over the house...

Agree, my husband thinks the man shirt and panties is the best lingere! Kate looked great. Jack is being so insecure. Is it the booze? The meds? The haunting visions? The spinal surgeon job? The ex-wife who found a new guy and left him, making him a jerk? Maybe the fact Kate chose Sawyer while on the island and is now doing his bidding? Like that's such a reason...:p
-insert sarcasm-

Thanks JC!

Unless Jack is saving lives or being the champion for others, he is a paranoid wreck!

mahalo_dude
05-02-2008, 11:02 PM
Patchy, I'm not sure which is better: the new list or your new avatar!

thelawgiver
05-02-2008, 11:22 PM
Thanks Dude. lots of eye patch pictures floating around the net. But I particularly liked the peg leg on this little fighter!

mahalo_dude
05-02-2008, 11:24 PM
Thanks Dude. lots of eye patch pictures floating around the net. But I particularly liked the peg leg on this little fighter!

And the ears poking through the hat. Pretty funny!

Turnip Queen
05-04-2008, 12:10 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA Patchy I love your bullet points! And I must admit, Jack looked hot in that episode!
I wonder will anything happen with Dan and Charlotte?

1hourisntlongenough
05-04-2008, 12:23 AM
I'm sure Dan has his fingers crossed!!! heehee;)

mahalo_dude
05-04-2008, 12:27 AM
I'm sure Dan has his fingers crossed!!! heehee;)

He needs to lose the skinny tie though. That was sooooo 80's!

1hourisntlongenough
05-04-2008, 12:33 AM
He needs to lose the skinny tie though. That was sooooo 80's!
:Dit was so 80"s!!!!hahahahaha:D
He's been doing too much time traveling; he doesn't know where/when he is anymore!

mahalo_dude
05-04-2008, 12:34 AM
:Dit was so 80"s!!!!hahahahaha:D
He's been doing too much time traveling; he doesn't know where/when he is anymore!

Next season he'll have a Micheal Jackson red leather zipper jacket!

1hourisntlongenough
05-04-2008, 12:39 AM
Next season he'll have a Micheal Jackson red leather zipper jacket!

HAHAHA!!! Don't forget the glitter glove!!!:eek:

mahalo_dude
05-04-2008, 12:48 AM
HAHAHA!!! Don't forget the glitter glove!!!:eek:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050523/050523_michaeljackson_hmed_3p.h2.jpg

He's bad! He's bad! He knows it!

beachblinkette
05-04-2008, 01:03 AM
Patchy is the man with the power of great subversive sarcasm and the neatest picture of the peg leg dog. I really loved the dog picture! We wait for your witty barbs, you know. You never disappoint! Thanks.

The Keamey comment was a classic! My favorite.

gingergrant
05-04-2008, 05:57 AM
thanks Patchy for the great bullet points!
I loved Rose too and her 'tude.
Also Keamy and his blind and deafness.

thelawgiver
05-05-2008, 04:29 PM
Thanks all and good catch on Daniel's skinny tie! Why is he still wearing it? Will he hold lectures for the Losties while they await rescue? Maybe his tie should also have a piano keyboard on it. He needs to fill his mullet out though. As for Charlotte, I think she bats for the other team (Pandora's Jocks), if you know what I mean.

ConfidenceMan
05-05-2008, 08:28 PM
Too bad Bonnie and Greta died before Charlotte got a chance to meet them.