Favorite Sawyer Nicknames

[danielle222]

I don't know if this has been done before, but I though it would be fun if we all picked some of our favorite Sawyer nicknames.

Charlie: Oliver Twist
Charlie: Munchkin
Hurley: Snuffy
Roger: Skeletor
Hurley: Blockhead
Hurley: Esse
Hurley: Jumbo Trawn
Charlie: Jimminy Cricket

These are all from "Trisha Tanaka is dead."

[AshIsLostNLovinIt]

For Ben:
Yoda: Ben baits Sawyer about Kate, and Sawyer says, "You're wasting your time, Yoda." (Ep: 4x2, Confirmed Dead)

For Kate:
Magellan: Kate says they will take their boat around the island in search of their main camp. "Oh we will, huh? You got a map you're not showing me, Magellan?" (Ep: 3x9, Stranger in a Strange Land)

For Locke:
Tarzan: Locke finds Sawyer in the jungle and says he's looking for him. "Okay, Tarzan, so now that you're back from your blow-up-everything-that-can-get-us-off-the-island tour, how about you tell me why you joined up with the enemy." (Ep: 3x19, The Brig)

For Hurley:
Muttonchops: During a poker game. "You can either call or raise or lay 'em down, Muttonchops." (Ep: 2x17, Lockdown)

Miles:
Donger: Miles tries to help Claire with Aaron, and Sawyer says, "Back off, Donger." (Ep: 4x10, Something Nice Back Home)

[imascootinspook]

stay puff-Hurley

[sirchin]

Mikile: Patchy
Ben: Bug eyes
Gay guy: Mr. Freindly, I think, coulda been Captain Freindly
Kate: Freckles
Jin: Mr. Myagee
Sun: Sunshine
Jack: Jackass "not too clever, but on the money
Rousso: Frenchie

[OldAss Locke]

I laugh every time Sawyer comes out with these politically incorrect quotes/nicknames. :D

Hurley: "You play ping pong?"
Sawyer: "That's right avalanche."

Sawyer: "I know I’ve been gone a while and you all thought the General Store was having a 'Going Out of Business' sale, but now I’m back, and I want what’s mine."

Charlie: Shouldn't we let someone a little more trustworthy take care of this?
Sawyer: Like you, babynapper?

Libby: Okay, hey, hey, how about no one's in charge, okay? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do 'trust falls.'

Sawyer to Hurley : I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Sawyer: Doctor playin' golf? Whoo! Boy howdie, now I've heard everything. What's next? Cop eatin' a doughnut?

Sawyer: "what do i want?"? freckles, i got so many answers to that question, i would't know where to start!

[danielle222]

All great! :D

[sirchin]

LMAO!Man this stuff it hilarious. Sawyer is a sharp as a whip! I wish I could do some writing for him, that would be a hoot.

Sawyer calls Locke "Mr. Clean"

[Brother Desmond]

When Ana-Lucia is leading them back to the Lostie's beach. Sawyer point out to her that she is lost. Ana-Lucia denies it.

"Then tell me Ponce de Leone, which way are we supposed to go?"

[sirchin]

Someone help me on this one I forget which girl he says this to.

Sawyer: "Alright Little Missie"

Hey I bet Missie remembers. Cause he said her name!

I like that one because we use that a lot round here where I'm from (Alabama)As a matter of fact I don't live far from Jasper Alabama where Sawyer's is from. It blew us all away around here when he mentioned Jasper Alabama!

[OldAss Locke]

LMAO!Man this stuff it hilarious. Sawyer is a sharp as a whip! I wish I could do some writing for him, that would be a hoot.

Sawyer calls Locke "Mr. Clean"


Sawyer to Locke - "Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius." :D

[BomberDawg95]

Personal favorite:

Walt: Kazoo

Its the last Episode of Season 1. Walt's asking about why Sawyer is reading everyone's letters home.

"Well, Kazoo, because there's nothing else to read."

[bearscowboys2589]

:Dhttp://lost.about.com/od/sawyernicknames/Sawyers_Nicknames.htm:D

[OldAss Locke]

:Dhttp://lost.about.com/od/sawyernicknames/Sawyers_Nicknames.htm:D

You lazy sod !! ;)..but your ~link~ dosn't work,oh hell LOST isn't on for another 2hrs 50 mins (west coast !!)..heres a few for Kate. :D

Sawyer's Nicknames for Kate Austen

Kate
Freckles: Sawyer begins calling Kate freckles very early on, and continues. (Ep: 1x3, Tabula Rasa)
Kate has freckles on her face.

Sassafras: Kate asks if Sawyer has any more small bottles of liquor while they are camped out alone. "Alright, Sassafras, but if you want to drink, you've got to play." Episode 1x16, Outlaws

Puddin': Sawyer tells Kate that he knows she's a fugitive. "Don't worry puddin', your secret's safe with me." (Ep: 1x22, Born to Run)

Sweet Cheeks: Sawyer is upset with Kate for wanting to take his spot on the raft."Hey, Sweet Cheeks, I had no idea how bad you wanted off this rock." (Ep: 1x22, Born to Run)

Sheena: Kate tells Sawyer that Sun was fighting for her life, but Sawyer points out that Kate hadn't been able to get away. "You versus Sun, hot oil death match, my money's on you, Sheena." (Ep: 2x13, The Long Con)

Thelma: Kate asks Sawyer for a gun and tells him he doesn't get to ask why. "Well, Thelma, seeing as I got all the guns, I do get to ask why." (Ep: 2x15, Maternity Leave)


Pippi Longstockings: Jack says that Michael doesn't want a bunch of people going to get Walt. "Yeah, well, him says even though Pippi Longstocking and the damn Grape Ape are ideal candidates for the Dirty Dozen -- I'm just going to say we might just want to bring the Red Beret." (Ep: 2x22, Three Minutes)

Shortcake: Sawyer tells Kate that when they'd kissed, she tasted like strawberries. "Well, Shortcake, now we wait for these bastards to make a mistake." (Ep: 3x2, The Glass Ballerina)

Kiddo: Sawyer won't go back for Jack, even though Kate wants to. "Sorry, kiddo, Jack's on his own." (Ep: 3x9, Stranger in a Strange Land)

Magellan: Kate says they will take their boat around the island in search of their main camp. "Oh we will, huh? You got a map you're not showing me, Magellan?" (Ep: 3x9, Stranger in a Strange Land)

[danielle222]

:Dhttp://lost.about.com/od/sawyernicknames/Sawyers_Nicknames.htm:D

Cheater! Thanks for ruining my thread for all of us real LOST fans bearscowboys. You need more than 19 posts to pull some crap like that. :mad:

[sirchin]

Miles-Genghas

[Turnip Queen]

HAHA I love Sawyer's nicknames, they're just the best!

[cheapshot11b]

Miles-Genghas

ginghas khan, OMG that was hilarious LMAO


do the writers script these, or are they spontaneous wit from Josh H? this is top-notch.

[sirchin]

Sawyer: I got enough food to open a chain of mini-marts! Hey you think Syid
needs a job.

[Hume]

Plain and simple....He called Miles, Donger LMAO

[cheapshot11b]

Plain and simple....He called Miles, Donger LMAO

ya, that's classic.

correct me here, but that's a reference to the movie-16 candles...the foreign exchange student Long Duk Dong.

[Hume]

ya, that's classic.

correct me here, but that's a reference to the movie-16 candles...the foreign exchange student Long Duk Dong.

Yep, Long Duk Dong:D 16 canndles

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q41/rainy_021/dong.jpg
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj56/greginky/long-duk-dong.jpg

[danielle222]

One of Sawyer's nicknames for Jin: Tokyo Rose.

[sirchin]

Yep, Long Duk Dong:D 16 canndles

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q41/rainy_021/dong.jpg
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj56/greginky/long-duk-dong.jpg

Long Duk Dong didn't wanna upset grandpa's Hyena!

girl says to donger: "I don't know I've never sleep with a guy before?"
donger says: "That's okay me either!"

[lostmama]

He called Frank: Shaggy the other night and I thought that was a good one!

[Hume]

Long Duk Dong didn't wanna upset grandpa's Hyena!

girl says to donger: "I don't know I've never sleep with a guy before?"
donger says: "That's okay me either!" http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/elway0798/SMILE.gif

[cheapshot11b]

Miles: " what are you her Big Brother?"

Sawyer: "No, I'm the guy whose gonna put a boot in your face unless you say, 'yeah, i got it.' "

Miles: "yeah, i got it."

[cheapshot11b]

when he wakes up to find claire missing, Miles is stirring the ashes in the fire.....

sawyer: "it's too early for chinese."

[Turnip Queen]

One of Sawyer's nicknames for Jin: Tokyo Rose.
HAHAHA Love that one!