Coffins, coffins everywhere...?

[ai2301]

I got to thinking about how exactly Jack and Ben plan to take Locke back to the island... are we looking at a Weekend At Bernies scenario here... hilarity to ensue? Will LOST become a comedy?!

Of course not, but it did get me to thinking- I suppose they could steal a hearse from the funeral home and just transport him in the coffin- make sense right? I mean traveling with a uncontained corpse isn't exactly going to be an added incentive for those leary of making the trip in the first place.

So then would they end up with another coffin on the island? And will Locke be there when they open it? If not, is this what Ben is hoping for? I'm intrigued by the whole coffin mini-theme we might have here. :cool:
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[ortrules]

I think they take him back in a coffin and he becomes the new Christian - a sort of dead, undead kinda deal.

[Archangel-Player]

Well that all depends on how Ben is travling. We know he used the Orchid to get off the island. But how is he getting around as he has since then? With Ben he always has a plan as we have come to know. I imagine he has arranged a private flight. All they have to do is grab the body. They don't have to get the coffin. Place the body in the car and get to the boat/plan or how ever they will be getting back to the island. Butthat would be funny to do a Weekend at Bernies scit when doing it. I love that movie by the way. That seen with the black guys with the chicken always get's me lol. "Man shut the door what's wrong with you!!" imagine what whent threw that guy's mind when he saw them in a room with a dead body. Doing some type of ritual. That was funny.

[MNstepchild148]

I hope they'll take him out with a wheelchair, lol that would be funny. Then they would just bring him to Jack's car then get to "Arranged private plane." (If that's the case.)

[cheapshot11b]

I got to thinking about how exactly Jack and Ben plan to take Locke back to the island... are we looking at a Weekend At Bernies scenario here... hilarity to ensue? Will LOST become a comedy?!

Of course not, but it did get me to thinking- I suppose they could steal a hearse from the funeral home and just transport him in the coffin- make sense right? I mean traveling with a uncontained corpse isn't exactly going to be an added incentive for those leary of making the trip in the first place.

So then would they end up with another coffin on the island? And will Locke be there when they open it? If not, is this what Ben is hoping for? I'm intrigued by the whole coffin mini-theme we might have here. :cool:

they could put him in a duffel bag with the rest of the luggage and cargo.

[Missie]

they could put him in a duffel bag with the rest of the luggage and cargo.

Well that may work, but if Sayid is caring the luggage, he may be "randomly" selected to get the full cavity search!:eek:

[cheapshot11b]

racial profiling sucks!

he could do a jedi mind trick---"you don't need to search the bag." ..." these aren't the O6 we're looking for"...." move along"

[Archangel-Player]

racial profiling sucks!

he could do a jedi mind trick---"you don't need to search the bag." ..." these aren't the O6 we're looking for"...." move along"
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