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danielle222
06-11-2008, 12:08 AM
I'm sure we've all heard our share of bad-pick up lines. See if we can come up with some LOST quotes that would be lame pick-up lines.

"Don't mistake coincidence for fate." (Locke)
EMSfan9
06-11-2008, 12:13 AM
I'm sure we've all heard our share of bad-pick up lines. See if we can come up with some LOST quotes that would be lame pick-up lines.

"Don't mistake coincidence for fate." (Locke)

I think Mr. Eko said that. :p
danielle222
06-11-2008, 12:16 AM
"Do you want to know a secret?" (Locke)
danielle222
06-11-2008, 12:21 AM
"I could be your friend. We don't have to do each other's hair or anything..." (Charlie)
stargazer
06-11-2008, 12:27 AM
I'm drawing a blank here, Danielle..I'll get back to this.
danielle222
06-11-2008, 12:28 AM
"Hey. Want to get it on?" (Kevin Callis)
danielle222
06-11-2008, 12:39 AM
"I want to tell you that you're special, very special." (Locke's real mom)
Zeb
06-11-2008, 01:04 AM
Let's see...

"My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a torturer."
"I'm worth, like, a hundred and fifty million dollars."
"Have you ever heard of a band called DriveShaft?"
BomberDawg95
06-11-2008, 01:08 AM
"So...is this your first plane crash?"
- Charlie
landothelost
06-11-2008, 01:11 AM
Okay, really enjoyed the puppet show. -Sawyer

I ran out of money. -Kate (for some reason, this doesn't work so well.)

It's for ear infections and foot fungus. -Jack(again, I don't know why, but this one doesn't usually work either.)

Well now that, that's out the way, maybe a little afternoon delight. -Sawyer
Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid
06-11-2008, 01:54 AM
Okay, really enjoyed the puppet show. -Sawyer

I ran out of money. -Kate (for some reason, this doesn't work so well.)

It's for ear infections and foot fungus. -Jack(again, I don't know why, but this one doesn't usually work either.)

Well now that, that's out the way, maybe a little afternoon delight. -Sawyer

I like the ear infections and foot fungus followed by the prospect of some afternoon delight! LOLOLOL good one!!!
Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid
06-11-2008, 01:55 AM
How about a pathetic "Did you come in here to beat me up too??" (ben)
BucFanLostinNC
06-11-2008, 03:23 AM
Its dirty but any ways lol. Charlie speaking to a groupee. Since you walked in Ive been picking up "Good Vibrations" In My Pants LOL
Lovonox
06-11-2008, 03:56 AM
are you sure, i gotta pee anyways (Sawyer to Kate)
danielle222
06-11-2008, 04:17 AM
Let's see...

"My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a torturer."
"I'm worth, like, a hundred and fifty million dollars."
"Have you ever heard of a band called DriveShaft?"

Hahaha! How about some guy that thinks he's really tough:

"You want to hear the part about me nearly being killed by the flaming fireball or the flying fork? " (Charlie)
mahalo_dude
06-11-2008, 04:24 AM
"Wait and see what I'm about to do." Or something like that per Locke to Jack.
danielle222
06-11-2008, 04:30 AM
"Only if you're going to try to convince me that every woman in the world's not crazy." (Jack)
danielle222
06-11-2008, 11:42 PM
"You looking at my bum?" (Charlie)

Come on, people... you can think of some! :rolleyes:
Brother Desmond
06-12-2008, 03:11 AM
"Why don't you come a little closer, and warm me up." - Sawyer
danielle222
06-12-2008, 11:06 PM
A chic hitting on another chic:

"Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless." (Charlie)
TheManBehindTheCurtain
06-12-2008, 11:34 PM
"if we don't live together, we're gonna die alone" -jack
"YOUR MINE!" - ben
"is this the magic box???" - locke
danielle222
06-13-2008, 12:12 AM
"Everyone gets a new life on this island. Maybe it's time you start yours." (Locke)
Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid
06-13-2008, 01:08 AM
"Everyone gets a new life on this island. Maybe it's time you start yours." (Locke)

That's cheesie?? I don't know... kinda think that one woulda worked on me!:D
Brother Desmond
06-13-2008, 02:26 AM
"Hold out your hand. You'll like it, I swear." - Jack to Kate
stargazer
06-13-2008, 02:29 AM
"Hold out your hand. You'll like it I swear." - Jack to Kate

Hahahah...good one!!
Brother Desmond
06-13-2008, 02:31 AM
Hahahah...good one!!

I'm re watching Season 1 and Jack just said it. It was too good not to post here.
stargazer
06-13-2008, 02:33 AM
I'm re watching Season 1 and Jack just said it. It was too good not to post here.

I need to make time to watch them all starting with season one. Its been a while.
Brother Desmond
06-13-2008, 02:34 AM
I need to make time to watch them all starting with season one. Its been a while.

I highly recommend it. So worth while.
EMSfan9
06-13-2008, 02:40 AM
I need to make time to watch them all starting with season one. Its been a while.

Yes it's worth it. I'm in the middle of season 2 now.
Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid
06-13-2008, 10:47 PM
"Hold out your hand. You'll like it I swear." - Jack to Kate

OMG, BroDes! Been there before! LOLOLOLOLOLOL That's funny!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL
Brother Desmond
06-13-2008, 11:00 PM
OMG, BroDes! Been there before! LOLOLOLOLOLOL That's funny!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL

No way!! Did someone actually say that to you?
Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid
06-13-2008, 11:05 PM
No way!! Did someone actually say that to you?

Um, well, I could tell you more, but I just don't think I will. LOL You fill in the blanks. LOLOLOL
Brother Desmond
06-13-2008, 11:26 PM
Um, well, I could tell you more, but I just don't think I will. LOL You fill in the blanks. LOLOLOL

LOL, thats probably a good idea.
sirchin
06-14-2008, 12:29 AM
I came for you! Ben
This is my destiny! Locke
danielle222
06-14-2008, 02:23 AM
A guy who thinks his band is really hot:

"Okay, check this out. This is track 2, it's called... sorry... it's called Monster Eats the Pilot." (Charlie)