missy:once you use one you'll never go back

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Now that I have your attention.... :D

I want you all to know that on Missy's advice, I went to my local Walmart to buy a "slightly pricey" Chi (calm down, it's a flat iron, not a sexual toy), only to discover I will have to organize a fund raiser to pay for one!

I can sing.
Danielle can do some keg stands.
Who else can volunteer their talents for this very special benefit?
Oh, btw, it will be a strictly black tie affair. (Boutte is in luck!)
Anyone?

[boutte]

A flat iron? You mean like for pressing clothes?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

A flat iron? You mean like for pressing clothes?

no, Boutte, it's an electrical device about 10 inches long and it's very hot...
(You straighten your hair with it :D)

[boutte]

You'll have to forgive me. I don't think I've ever had a curl in my life.

[Missie]

Sorry Locke, I guess they are expensive, but they are worth every penny!

[Anton]

Sorry Locke, I guess they are expensive, but they are worth every penny!

hi missie, hot new avatar.

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Sorry Locke, I guess they are expensive, but they are worth every penny!

And, Missie, just what do YOU intend to contribute to my fund?? Maybe lessons in proper hair straightening? :D

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

hi missie, hot new avatar.

Yes, isn't it, though... and just look at her perfectly straight and sleek hair...

[LOST my train of thought]

How much do they cost?, if you dont mind me asking

[Anton]

Yes, isn't it, though... and just look at her perfectly straight and sleek hair...

I hardly recognized her, she looks kinda like milie scires, my brother has all her songs, and it annoys the **** out of me to have to listen to them all night long when I try to sleep!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

How much do they cost?, if you dont mind me asking

$3.2 million
(no, $100):D

[Missie]

I hardly recognized her, she looks kinda like milie scires, my brother has all her songs, and it annoys the **** out of me to have to listen to them all night long when I try to sleep!

Miley Cirus huh? thats a first.

[bunnydixon]

as hannah montana :D lol!!

its a fab avatar missie!

hmmm - i'll offer to wax all the guys with hairy bodies :D that always gets the money in - gals just love to see men in pain :p

[Missie]

as hannah montana :D lol!!

its a fab avatar missie!

hmmm - i'll offer to wax all the guys with hairy bodies :D that always gets the money in - gals just love to see men in pain :p

Thanks Bunny.

Im not sure anyone will pay you to wax there body hair. Something tells me youd be alittle rough.;)

[Jeremy]

I'll draw funny caricatures(?) that no one will like. :p

[bunnydixon]

no no - people can pay me to wax other peoples body hair lol!

[Missie]

no no - people can pay me to wax other peoples body hair lol!

Oh well in that case...... Ill pay you 10 imaginary dollars to wax SJ's eyebrows off. And 20 imaginary dollars to take care of his alter ego too. So thats 30 imaginary dollars!

[Missie]

Ok So I checke Ebay...and there are a lot of Chis for a cheaper price around $60. I have also seen them at TJ Maxx for much cheaper, if you have one where your from.

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Ok So I checke Ebay...and there are a lot of Chis for a cheaper price around $60. I have also seen them at TJ Maxx for much cheaper, if you have one where your from.

Yes, I think I can get to one of those in about 50 minutes from here. Thanks, Missy... but just in case, let's keep the $$ rolling in, folks!
What else can y'all do for my fundraiser???

[Jeremy]

I can be a constant.

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I can be a constant.

Will somebody please be this cherub's constant? I would but I already have one. Of course, he'll never remember that when/if he returns... :p

[Jeremy]

Actually, I think it should be turned into a business. Kind of like insurance.