BRIDEZILLA! warning:girl thread dead ahead

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Just so we don't irritate the guys out there, we are moving the Linus/Lockeing wedding plans over here from this point on. Of course, any other girl chat is always welcome as well!
So enter at your own risk :eek:

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I'll start! I may need a drink because I've got the jitters now.

What if our singer has an unusual reaction to ham and she gets laryngitis?:eek:

Tense thought: groom side will be filled with OTHERS! Bride likely to be ostrasized:eek:

What if my bridesmaids end up in the barma mud wrestling pit fighting over who will be on Desmond's arm? :eek:

Even though Missy will likely throw up, the bride is still entitled to one romantic interlude with a 3 min bride/groom dance - after that, you may all proceed with your heavy drinking and debouchery.

Remember, Ben does not get drunk and is always refined and polite...
However, Star and Bunny must do what they can to keep Desmond and McCutcheon Whiskey under control.

You really like me so money should be no object. We are registered at Bloomingdales and Fermi-Lab.

We still need volunteer for coats/weapons check room

[bunnydixon]

dont worry about the singer - keep iggy in reserve lol!

i will of course keep my eye on desmond for you ;)

[beachblinkette]

I've heard that Ben is a fan of Steve Martin and has often secretly joined him in the Egyptian dance and the Happy Feet dance--- so be warned! He may break out into a rapturous foot fest after the nuptials! Remember not to look surprised....!

[beachblinkette]

There are rumblings that Smokie is upset because he hasn't received an invitation. Is fence-mending called for, in order to avoid an "incident? Someone said you are having Vincent be your ring bearer. Is this true? How will you keep Vincent from running into the bushes?

[Missie]

Yuck...I did just throw up a little.

[boutte]

Some one needs to talk her out of this. Or KILL BEN!!! Oops I meant to say provide some pre-nuptual counseling.

[iggyjeckel]

*pic of jack smiling*

you can trust me when the **** hits the fan*

------paid for by jack in '08------

[bunnydixon]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/bunnydixon/fishbiscuits-1.jpg

[stargazer]

dont worry about the singer - keep iggy in reserve lol!

i will of course keep my eye on desmond for you ;)

Its okay, Bunny...I've got this one:D

[sj256]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/jy256/ben12.jpg

[gingergrant]

I'm sorry... I keep having images of Ben in platforms dancing to "Tequilla" on the bar during the reception.:eek:

[Turnip Queen]

As a personal service to you, I will taste test all the ham that is cooked before the big day to make sure it will give nobody laryngitis!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Ok, you guys, stop trying to scare me outta this! I'm already getting cold feet and am thinkin' of a "back up" bride and groom juuuuust in case SOMEONE freezes at the "I DO's" and runs into the jungle in terror.

**looks around the place for a shot of tequilla; now SHE has image of Ben in platforms, thank you very much, Ginger...**

Beach, Vincent won't go running into the bushes because TQ and Sawyer have a sign on them that says "occupied".

SJ and Iggy, yes, by all means, please pre-empt my nuptuals with presidential campaigns... I have a feeling that won't be the ONLY interuptions.

Boutte, just what kind of pre-nuptual counseling do you mean? (psssst...we already know how to do it...)

Which reminds me...someone please remember to bring an Oceanic vomit bag for Missy.

And lastly, if I promise to keep Ben from shouting "SO?!", will you all promise not to beat him to a pulp in your warped groom-to-be hazing thing?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

**knock knock! or if telegram is being delivered by Miles, DING DONG **

Telegram for TQ - urgent!

**messenger reads aloud**

Bride worried stop.
Needs to know what key TQ sings in stop.
Sheet music expected to arrive soon stop.
Please tune Charlie's piano after water damage stop.
Tentative ceremonial beginning - TQ song stop.
TQ must quickly gather flower girl basket and take place at head of procession stop.
Suggest sprinkling Ginger's Dharma labels instead of anthurium petals stop.
Take suggestion up with wedding planner Stargazer stop.
Understand flower girl must remain out of bushes with Sawyer until ceremony is completed STOP STOP STOP!!!

[stargazer]

I'm sorry... I keep having images of Ben in platforms dancing to "Tequilla" on the bar during the reception.:eek:

Ha!! Pee Wee lives on in Ben!

[sj256]

Ha!! Pee Wee lives on in Ben!

ohhhh... that gives me an idea

[stargazer]

**knock knock! or if telegram is being delivered by Miles, DING DONG **

Telegram for TQ - urgent!

**messenger reads aloud**

Bride worried stop.
Needs to know what key TQ sings in stop.
Sheet music expected to arrive soon stop.
Please tune Charlie's piano after water damage stop.
Tentative ceremonial beginning - TQ song stop.
TQ must quickly gather flower girl basket and take place at head of procession stop.
Suggest sprinkling Ginger's Dharma labels instead of anthurium petals stop.
Take suggestion up with wedding planner Stargazer stop.
Understand flower girl must remain out of bushes with Sawyer until ceremony is completed STOP STOP STOP!!!

Just breathe Locke...I've already taken care of all this. TQ is RIGHT on key, I heard her rehearsing with the sheet music that arrived a few hours ago. I'll cue her when to start and stop. Shes multi tasking doing the flower girl thing, too. I see a problem with this. Plus shes a grown up. How bout we use Ginger and Bunnys kids for the flower girl and ring bearer? I'm sure TQ won't mind. And I'm sure she respects you enough to stay through the whole ceremony:p If noooot, someone else will be prepared to sing the last song, ok??? And you don't want Dharma labels, although they are beautiful labels, you want orchid blooms. Now, relax..

[stargazer]

ohhhh... that gives me an idea

I was gonna log out, but I HAVE to see this!!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I was gonna log out, but I HAVE to see this!!

Oh, Star, don't go...dang it....

[stargazer]

Oh, Star, don't go...dang it....

Still here for a few..

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

**sniffle sniffle** I couldn't find you!!!!!!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Just breathe Locke...I've already taken care of all this. TQ is RIGHT on key, I heard her rehearsing with the sheet music that arrived a few hours ago. I'll cue her when to start and stop. Shes multi tasking doing the flower girl thing, too. I see a problem with this. Plus shes a grown up. How bout we use Ginger and Bunnys kids for the flower girl and ring bearer? I'm sure TQ won't mind. And I'm sure she respects you enough to stay through the whole ceremony:p If noooot, someone else will be prepared to sing the last song, ok??? And you don't want Dharma labels, although they are beautiful labels, you want orchid blooms. Now, relax..

Don't tell me what I can't do! TEEHEE Only kidding! Couldn't resist that one.
Well, WHEW! I'm certainly glad you are on top of things, Star, because I was starting to panic! And has TQ been notified of your changes? And one more thing...how did she get the sheet music? I haven't sent it yet!:confused::eek:

[stargazer]

**sniffle sniffle** I couldn't find you!!!!!!

You're a mess!! {{{hug}}} its okay, just nerves, happens to every bride-to-be..now go back to the last page before this and let check my suggestions about the petals.

[stargazer]

Don't tell me what I can't do! TEEHEE Only kidding! Couldn't resist that one.
Well, WHEW! I'm certainly glad you are on top of things, Star, because I was starting to panic! And has TQ been notified of your changes? And one more thing...how did she get the sheet music? I haven't sent it yet!:confused::eek:

Ummm you haven't sent it yet? rut roh. That could only mean one thing.

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Ummm you haven't sent it yet? rut roh. That could only mean one thing.

OOH, STAR!!! I dunno...starting to panic again... what would I ever do without you??

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

You're a mess!! {{{hug}}} its okay, just nerves, happens to every bride-to-be..now go back to the last page before this and let check my suggestions about the petals.

**sniffle** Ok...oh, wait...I did. That sounds lovely... I was only thinking people would lighten up a little more (you know, since Ben isn't exactly their fav person on the island) if I made it humorous. I really like yours better!
**wipes nose on Dharma tablecloth**

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

And how come Bunny hasn't been around? She runnin' for president or somethin'? **giggle giggle**

[stargazer]

OOH, STAR!!! I dunno...starting to panic again... what would I ever do without you??

I picked a song for you! Its okay! Tell me what you think of it before we finalize it. Its called A Page Is Turned

A page is turned by the wind to a boy in curly grin
With a world to conquer at the age of ten
But as history unfolds and the storybook is told
He finds salvation but not at the hands of man

And the God of second chance
Picked him up and He let him dance
Through a world that is not kind
And all this time, preparing him, the one
To hold him up when he comes undone
Beneath the storm, beneath the sun
And now a man, here you stand
Your day has come

A page is turned in this world to reveal a little girl
With a heart that's bigger, as it is unfurled
By the language in her soul, that's teaching her to grow
With a careful cover of love that will not fail

And the God of second chance
Picked her up and He let her dance
Through a world that isn't kind
And all this time, preparing her the one
To hold her up when she comes undone
Beneath the storm, beneath the sun
And grown up tall, here you are
Your day has come

Beneath the air of autumn, she took him by his hand
And warm within the ardor, she took his heart instead
And high upon the mountain, he asked her for her hand
Just for her hand

A page is turned in this life, he's making her his wife
And there is no secret to the source of this much life
When the grace that falls like rain is washing them again
Just a chance to somehow rise above this land

Where the God of second chance
Will pick them up and he'll let them dance
Through a world that is not kind
And all this time, they're sharing with the one
That holds them up when they come undone
Beneath the storm, beneath the sun
And once again, here you stand
And once again, here you stand
Your day has come

[stargazer]

**sniffle** Ok...oh, wait...I did. That sounds lovely... I was only thinking people would lighten up a little more (you know, since Ben isn't exactly their fav person on the island) if I made it humorous. I really like yours better!
**wipes nose on Dharma tablecloth**
*mutters under breath*Oh man, theres another table cloth that needs to be rented now...
We can get lighten this thing up somehow.. how bout we through the labels instead of rice?

[boutte]

Ok, you guys, stop trying to scare me outta this! I'm already getting cold feet and am thinkin' of a "back up" bride and groom juuuuust in case SOMEONE freezes at the "I DO's" and runs into the jungle in terror.

**looks around the place for a shot of tequilla; now SHE has image of Ben in platforms, thank you very much, Ginger...**

Beach, Vincent won't go running into the bushes because TQ and Sawyer have a sign on them that says "occupied".

SJ and Iggy, yes, by all means, please pre-empt my nuptuals with presidential campaigns... I have a feeling that won't be the ONLY interuptions.

Boutte, just what kind of pre-nuptual counseling do you mean? (psssst...we already know how to do it...)

Which reminds me...someone please remember to bring an Oceanic vomit bag for Missy.

And lastly, if I promise to keep Ben from shouting "SO?!", will you all promise not to beat him to a pulp in your warped groom-to-be hazing thing?
You know stuff like, Don't kill everyone you know including your dad. Don't shoot Lock because jacob likes him better yuou. Little stuff like that.

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

You know stuff like, Don't kill everyone you know including your dad. Don't shoot Lock because jacob likes him better yuou. Little stuff like that.

Got it, Boutte ;)
And Star... I have to find you...you in the barma?

[stargazer]

Got it, Boutte ;)
And Star... I have to find you...you in the barma?
No, I'm here looking for a second wedding song.

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

No, I'm here looking for a second wedding song.

I was looking for you.....oh, Star.....**seriously** wow.
**hugs Star tight**
wow. I had a song I was going to bring in but this one tops it. I....wow...just ....wow... oh, man...I think I'm going to print that out and keep it for real forever... where did you get it? I'm not familiar with it.

[stargazer]

I was looking for you.....oh, Star.....**seriously** wow.
**hugs Star tight**
wow. I had a song I was going to bring in but this one tops it. I....wow...just ....wow... oh, man...I think I'm going to print that out and keep it for real forever... where did you get it? I'm not familiar with it.

A guy named Bebo Norman sings it. I'm going to see him this month. Sweet, isn't it?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

A guy named Bebo Norman sings it. I'm going to see him this month. Sweet, isn't it?

When you said you were good at this (wedding planner) you weren't kidding.
... I don't even know what to say, that is just ... yes, it is!
You know, is it just me or what? I can go from one extreme to another so fast around here... I can laugh until I cry and cry until I laugh... I can feel silly and goofy one minute, then totally serious and speechless the next.

What a beautiful forum we have here... :)

[gingergrant]

Just breathe Locke...I've already taken care of all this. TQ is RIGHT on key, I heard her rehearsing with the sheet music that arrived a few hours ago. I'll cue her when to start and stop. Shes multi tasking doing the flower girl thing, too. I see a problem with this. Plus shes a grown up. How bout we use Ginger and Bunnys kids for the flower girl and ring bearer? I'm sure TQ won't mind. And I'm sure she respects you enough to stay through the whole ceremony:p If noooot, someone else will be prepared to sing the last song, ok??? And you don't want Dharma labels, although they are beautiful labels, you want orchid blooms. Now, relax..


Mine will come down the aisle either throwing cars, or wielding lightsabers!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Mine will come down the aisle either throwing cars, or wielding lightsabers!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Next time, give me some warning before coming out with somthing like that, Ginger - I just spewed Cheerios all over my keyboard! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[lostlindy]

I'm sorry... I keep having images of Ben in platforms dancing to "Tequilla" on the bar during the reception.:eek:

Ahhh yes, the big shoe dance! I can see that too Ginger! LOL

[lostlindy]

Hey, girls I gotta get in on this too. I'm really busy but I could find time to cater this wondrus event! How about a huge roasted pig (boar)? ;)

[Turnip Queen]

**knock knock! or if telegram is being delivered by Miles, DING DONG **

Telegram for TQ - urgent!

**messenger reads aloud**

Bride worried stop.
Needs to know what key TQ sings in stop.
Sheet music expected to arrive soon stop.
Please tune Charlie's piano after water damage stop.
Tentative ceremonial beginning - TQ song stop.
TQ must quickly gather flower girl basket and take place at head of procession stop.
Suggest sprinkling Ginger's Dharma labels instead of anthurium petals stop.
Take suggestion up with wedding planner Stargazer stop.
Understand flower girl must remain out of bushes with Sawyer until ceremony is completed STOP STOP STOP!!!

No need to fear, Turnip Queen is here! :D
I don't know what key I sing in, but it sounds gooood!
If I'm not a flower girl anymore, that's grand, I can still throw petals around and cause mayhem while people are waiting for the bride to arrive! I will also put rose petals all over the bridal suite when you and Ben get married!
Do I have to get out of the bushes with Sawyer?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Hey, girls I gotta get in on this too. I'm really busy but I could find time to cater this wondrus event! How about a huge roasted pig (boar)? ;)

HI, Lindy! How are you?! Do you really want to help? Awww... I'm really touched. Sounds grand to me, but you need to consult Star the wedding planner. I am learning quickly that she has a definite plan of action on these things and she can work with you on whatever you want to do! You guys are just so great.... Oh oh, I'm starting to sniffle again...

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

No need to fear, Turnip Queen is here! :D
I don't know what key I sing in, but it sounds gooood!
If I'm not a flower girl anymore, that's grand, I can still throw petals around and cause mayhem while people are waiting for the bride to arrive! I will also put rose petals all over the bridal suite when you and Ben get married!
Do I have to get out of the bushes with Sawyer?

LOL I donnn't knnnnnow about that... again, take it up with Star! :D
Oh! BTW, I was gathering the lyrics to another song, (wasn't the one Star sent just beyond words?! wow! and also, glad to hear you can sing it!)... but now the cd is stuck in my cd player in the car **ARGH** and it has more complete words than the one I printed out, so I have to figure out how to get the damn thing out!

[lostlindy]

HI, Lindy! How are you?! Do you really want to help? Awww... I'm really touched. Sounds grand to me, but you need to consult Star the wedding planner. I am learning quickly that she has a definite plan of action on these things and she can work with you on whatever you want to do! You guys are just so great.... Oh oh, I'm starting to sniffle again...

Star maybe alittle upset with me once she see's the thread--News alert, Desmond Hume Wedding.Check it out. ;)

[stargazer]

Mine will come down the aisle either throwing cars, or wielding lightsabers!

Kids always know how to put on a show at weddings!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

AHHHHH!!! It's still stuck in there and I can't get it out!!!!

[stargazer]

Star maybe alittle upset with me once she see's the thread--News alert, Desmond Hume Wedding.Check it out. ;)

*takes deep breath* I can rise above this LINDY...for the sole purpose of making my FRIEND Lockes wedding a day she will never forget. So, yes..roast the pig, by all means. I'm sure it will be lovely!
*mutters under breath* as for you, evil twin..it will be a day you will never forget either..mmmmwwwwhhhaaaaaaa.

[lostlindy]

AHHHHH!!! It's still stuck in there and I can't get it out!!!!

Oh, Reeeeaaaallly?? :confused:

[lostlindy]

*takes deep breath* I can rise above this LINDY...for the sole purpose of making my FRIEND Lockes wedding a day she will never forget. So, yes..roast the pig, by all means. I'm sure it will be lovely!
*mutters under breath* as for you, evil twin..it will be a day you will never forget either..mmmmwwwwhhhaaaaaaa.

Do I detect a bit of an evil laugh?? We must put our grievences aside and make sure Locke has a beautifull day. *mutters under breath* as mine was at the scottish castle aaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaa

[stargazer]

AHHHHH!!! It's still stuck in there and I can't get it out!!!!

Geez Locke, careful what you're posting:p

[stargazer]

Do I detect a bit of an evil laugh?? We must put our grievences aside and make sure Locke has a beautifull day. *mutters under breath* as mine was at the scottish castle aaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaa

You are cruel and I hate you...(not really)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Geez Locke, careful what you're posting:p

I tried to pry it out, but I was afraid I'd break it. And I really need that thing!
What should I do!?!

[stargazer]

I tried to pry it out, but I was afraid I'd break it. And I really need that thing!
What should I do!?!

What was the name of the song?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

What was the name of the song?

Yay! It took a little work, but it finally came loose and out in one piece. I've got all the lyrics now. I'll post it soon as I get 5 min. See what you think of it. You've got your hands full right now with Lindy. I'll take care of this other matter in a couple min.

[lostlindy]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/wed-forum.jpg
ooopps. wrong thread ;)

[stargazer]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/wed-forum.jpg
ooopps. wrong thread ;)

You're despicable..

[lostlindy]

you must admit he looks gorgeous in the kilt!!

[stargazer]

you must admit he looks gorgeous in the kilt!!

Yes, yes he does! Mmm mmm MMMMmm!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/wed-forum.jpg
ooopps. wrong thread ;)

Yeah, get outta my thread, will ya?! Man! You just can't keep these threads clean anymore....

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Um, wait ... I mean AFTER you cater my wedding... then get outta my thread...

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

you must admit he looks gorgeous in the kilt!!

I hear they don't wear anything under them...:confused::confused:
Hmmm, wonder which one of you would know....

[stargazer]

I hear they don't wear anything under them...:confused::confused:
Hmmm, wonder which one of you would know....

You are priceless, Locke:)
Now I'm outta here unless its about your wedding! We have to discuss the bachalorette party!

[bunnydixon]

I hear they don't wear anything under them...:confused::confused:
Hmmm, wonder which one of you would know....

the scottish gal of course ;) :D

love touching a mans sporron!

[stargazer]

the scottish gal of course ;) :D

love touching a mans sporron!

Is that what I THINK it is???
Shoot, can't stay for the answer..work calls! Have a good day, Bunny!

[bunnydixon]

if its what YOU think it is, then that would make me a rampant perv :p

[bunnydixon]

which, of course, i am not :D

[lostlindy]

which, of course, i am not :D

OH, Bunny, You're so Funny!! ;)

[stargazer]

if its what YOU think it is, then that would make me a rampant perv :p

It obviously what you thought I would think it was....guess that makes you a perv:p

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHAHA This thread makes me laugh! HAHAHA Lindy I love your avatar, it's brilliant!
And Bunny is right, it's healthy to touch a man's sporron every now and again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Yikes! All my bridesmaids are pervs!!:eek:

[lostlindy]

No, you're not a perv after all! I found a picture. http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/8SHCDCAZ6EITJCAPAGVPZCAM1XHVACAD7SW.jpg

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

HAHAHAHA This thread makes me laugh! HAHAHA Lindy I love your avatar, it's brilliant!
And Bunny is right, it's healthy to touch a man's sporron every now and again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, I might have known my flower girl/singer would show up right about now... if you ever figure out what a ...what was that called??? ...is... then let me know. It might come in handy...:rolleyes:

Ooh!! Now I want a party!!

[lostlindy]

Well, I might have known my flower girl/singer would show up right about now... if you ever figure out what a ...what was that called??? ...is... then let me know. It might come in handy...:rolleyes:

Ooh!! Now I want a party!!

Check it out I just posted a pic of one. And not a bad place to touch, I might add!

[Turnip Queen]

Well, I might have known my flower girl/singer would show up right about now... if you ever figure out what a ...what was that called??? ...is... then let me know. It might come in handy...:rolleyes:

Ooh!! Now I want a party!!
I'm sure it will come in very handy! :D HAHA Yes it's typical flower girl stuff to come in at this time of the night!

[lostlindy]

What was the name of the song?

Desmond and I had Mull of Kintyre played. Paul McCartney did it. It's a beautifull song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFhKmMWG3WE

[boutte]

Yikes! All my bridesmaids are pervs!!:eek:How could that possibly be anything but good?

[stargazer]

No, you're not a perv after all! I found a picture. http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/8SHCDCAZ6EITJCAPAGVPZCAM1XHVACAD7SW.jpg

Thanks for clearing THAT up!

[stargazer]

How could that possibly be anything but good?
You're a perv too!:p

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

No, you're not a perv after all! I found a picture. http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/8SHCDCAZ6EITJCAPAGVPZCAM1XHVACAD7SW.jpg

Is that what they look like these days?:eek::eek::eek:

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

How could that possibly be anything but good?

Shame shame I know your name!!!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

**leaves note for Star because she has to hurry**

another crisis - got it stuck again really good this time - You'd think I'd learn not to try it again when it was still hot because I think that's why it got stuck, but I really really wanted it! I think you just have to let it cool down so it shrinks again, and then it'll come right out, but then you have to start all over and I didn't want to wait that long. So, I did my best to crawl underneath and yank it out, but I hit my head on something, then my shoe fell off and I hurt my shoulder, and well, it wasn't a pretty sight... Maybe I just need to calm down and not be so anxious...:(

[stargazer]

**leaves note for Star because she has to hurry**

another crisis - got it stuck again really good this time - You'd think I'd learn not to try it again when it was still hot because I think that's why it got stuck, but I really really wanted it! I think you just have to let it cool down so it shrinks again, and then it'll come right out, but then you have to start all over and I didn't want to wait that long. So, I did my best to crawl underneath and yank it out, but I hit my head on something, then my shoe fell off and I hurt my shoulder, and well, it wasn't a pretty sight... Maybe I just need to calm down and not be so anxious...:(

You ARE talking about a cd, right?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

You ARE talking about a cd, right?

Of course I am, Star... (geez, and she calls US pervs...)

Oh, btw, here it is **holds it up and waves it** I hope it doesn't start skipping after all that abuse it took. I only know I'm not puttin' it in THERE again!

I'll post the words soon as I can.

[stargazer]

Of course I am, Star... (geez, and she calls US pervs...)

Oh, btw, here it is **holds it up and waves it** I hope it doesn't start skipping after all that abuse it took. I only know I'm not puttin' it in THERE again!

I'll post the words soon as I can.

I don't believe I've ever excluded myself from the perv club. Anyway, glad you got your cd. Can't wait to see what you've selected. Will this be used at the reception as a first dance?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I don't believe I've ever excluded myself from the perv club. Anyway, glad you got your cd. Can't wait to see what you've selected. Will this be used at the reception as a first dance?

Weeeeellll... that is a tough one... it's rather ... odd... but it's hard to find a
"Ben appropriate song" ... but I was thinking of using it instead of a Here Comes the Bride song... while all the girls are walking down the red carpeted pier (or sand, whatever) in the moonlight to the gazebo. I'll post it shortly when I have about 5 min.

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Ok, I'm back. You can tell me if you think it'd be ok or not. This would be after TQ's song when the moon is coming up and the girls start down the "aisle". Ok, Ben is cultured in classical music, he plays the piano, likes candles, and although this aspect of Ben has been underplayed, he knows how to be romantic, refined, masterful, commanding...so I see Ben as an Andrew Lloyd Webber kind of person... to me, the intensity and mesmerizing lyrics of "The Music of the Night" simply screams Ben. (yeah, I know it's Phantom of the Opera, and this is a wedding, but...LOLOL)
I'll post it.

[Turnip Queen]

Sounds good to me - I think you should have someone actually play the piano live!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

(It can be Googled and downloaded to hear it if anyone wants to find it - by Michael Crawford)

The Music of the Night

Night time sharpens,
heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination
Silently the senses abandon their defenses
helpless to resist the notes I write,
For I compose the music of the night.

Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendour
Grasp it, sense it - tremulous and tender
hearing is believing, music is deceiving
Hard as lightening, soft as candlelight
Dare you trust the music of the night.

....turn your face away
from the garish light of day,
turn your thoughts away
from cold unfeeling light -
and listen to the music of the night...

Close your eyes and surrender to your
darkest dreams.
Purge your thoughts of the life
you knew before.
Close your eyes,
let your spirit start to soar!
And you'll live
as you've never lived before....

Softly, deftly
music shall caress you
feel it, hear it,
secretly posess you,
Open up your mind
let your fantasies unwind
in this darkness which
you know you cannot fight...
the darkness of the music of the night...

Let your mind start a journey
through a strange new world!
Leave all thoughts
of the world you knew before!
Let your soul take you where you
long to be!
Only then can you belong to me...

Floating, falling, sweet intoxication!
Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation!
Let the dream begin,
let your darker side give in
to the power of the music that I write
the power of the music of the night...

You alone can make my song take flight...
Help me make the music...of ... the ... night...


(well, that's the various lyrics, they change a bit depending on who sang it.
Do you like it.... or do you just think it's creepy? LOL An alternate song just happens to also be from Phantom, "All I Ask of You" sung by both. I also heard Barbara streisand sing it and it was lovely)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Sounds good to me - I think you should have someone actually play the piano live!

Hey! TQ! I didn't know you were there! I was busy getting this s-l-o-w
computer to post all those lyrics. I have to run for now (rats! I wanted to talk to you!) So, anyway, let Star know what you think.
How would you get a live piano player? hmmm...

[Turnip Queen]

Hey Mrs Linus! I only just arrived, not staying long myself! :D That sounds good! I'll call some famous piano player from somewhere for the wedding! I love piano!

[boutte]

Weeeeellll... that is a tough one... it's rather ... odd... but it's hard to find a
"Ben appropriate song" ... but I was thinking of using it instead of a Here Comes the Bride song... while all the girls are walking down the red carpeted pier (or sand, whatever) in the moonlight to the gazebo. I'll post it shortly when I have about 5 min.Psycho Killer, by the Talking Heads?

When is this shindig gonna happen? I got my tux out and everything.

[stargazer]

(It can be Googled and downloaded to hear it if anyone wants to find it - by Michael Crawford)

The Music of the Night

Night time sharpens,
heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination
Silently the senses abandon their defenses
helpless to resist the notes I write,
For I compose the music of the night.

Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendour
Grasp it, sense it - tremulous and tender
hearing is believing, music is deceiving
Hard as lightening, soft as candlelight
Dare you trust the music of the night.

....turn your face away
from the garish light of day,
turn your thoughts away
from cold unfeeling light -
and listen to the music of the night...

Close your eyes and surrender to your
darkest dreams.
Purge your thoughts of the life
you knew before.
Close your eyes,
let your spirit start to soar!
And you'll live
as you've never lived before....

Softly, deftly
music shall caress you
feel it, hear it,
secretly posess you,
Open up your mind
let your fantasies unwind
in this darkness which
you know you cannot fight...
the darkness of the music of the night...

Let your mind start a journey
through a strange new world!
Leave all thoughts
of the world you knew before!
Let your soul take you where you
long to be!
Only then can you belong to me...

Floating, falling, sweet intoxication!
Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation!
Let the dream begin,
let your darker side give in
to the power of the music that I write
the power of the music of the night...

You alone can make my song take flight...
Help me make the music...of ... the ... night...


(well, that's the various lyrics, they change a bit depending on who sang it.
Do you like it.... or do you just think it's creepy? LOL An alternate song just happens to also be from Phantom, "All I Ask of You" sung by both. I also heard Barbara streisand sing it and it was lovely)

Interesting choice, Locke. I know I've probably heard it. I'll check it at itunes. Be right back!

[stargazer]

It perfect for your wedding as you come down the aisle...um..pier..whatever!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Do you really think so or are you just sayin' that? Did you really hear it? By Michael Crawford? I do have alternate choices if you think it's too-- dark --
rather than "mood setting" which is what it was intended...

I also have an idea for Bride/Groom dance - All I Ask (also phantom) or Crazy Love (V. Morrison) or I Only Have Eyes for You (carly's version) ?????

I get the distinct feeling Boutte's trying to talk me out of this.

[boutte]

Do you really think so or are you just sayin' that? Did you really hear it? By Michael Crawford? I do have alternate choices if you think it's too-- dark --
rather than "mood setting" which is what it was intended...

I also have an idea for Bride/Groom dance - All I Ask (also phantom) or Crazy Love (V. Morrison) or I Only Have Eyes for You (carly's version) ?????

I get the distinct feeling Boutte's trying to talk me out of this.

I'm jealous.

[stargazer]

Do you really think so or are you just sayin' that? Did you really hear it? By Michael Crawford? I do have alternate choices if you think it's too-- dark --
rather than "mood setting" which is what it was intended...

I also have an idea for Bride/Groom dance - All I Ask (also phantom) or Crazy Love (V. Morrison) or I Only Have Eyes for You (carly's version) ?????

I get the distinct feeling Boutte's trying to talk me out of this.

He wants you to be happy, I'm sure. He just doesnt trust Ben.
I listened to part of the song on itunes. Its a liiiittle dark, but the music is lovely! Whatever music you choose will be perfect. Now! Lets talk about cakes!
http://www.charmcitycakes.com/index2.html

[gingergrant]

I think that the "Jungle" cake is the most appropriate!:)

[bunnydixon]

*comes running in with L plates, streamers and a group of male 'dancers'*

did i miss the hen night??

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I'm jealous.

Oh, I'm sorry - Did you want Ben, too?:p

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

*comes running in with L plates, streamers and a group of male 'dancers'*

did i miss the hen night??

Nooo! TQ was supposed to set up "interviews" for male strippers but she's been preoccupied with her Sawyer dreams. But if you've already brought them in, let the dancin' begin! I'm sure Mahalo will be lead dancer...;)

[bunnydixon]

of course! these guys are just his back up. not sure he will need them though, am sure he can handle this one alone just fine ;)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Star, my cake page isn't coming up. But the jungle one Ginger mentioned does sound nice!

[bunnydixon]

a page of cakes :eek:

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

of course! these guys are just his back up. not sure he will need them though, am sure he can handle this one alone just fine ;)

Where is that TQ, anyway...:confused:
LOLOLOL You guys will do anything for a party! Even go to Ben's wedding :eek:

[bunnydixon]

i wouldnt miss it!!

wonder if mahalo needs a hand warming up.... :p

[Missie]

Hey Locke, SJ made me this new avatar! You have been warned!

[bunnydixon]

oh no! its a bride stand off!

[mahalo_dude]

*glances in*

Oh, yeah!

*says in best Jim Carrey/MASK voice* Ssssomebody sssstop me!

[lostlindy]

oh no! its a bride stand off!

Yes, Bunny and we can't forget the FIRST Bride!! http://http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/wed-forum.jpg

[Missie]

Yes, Bunny and we can't forget the FIRST Bride!! http://http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/wed-forum.jpg

I cant see the pic! Help!

[Missie]

Yes, Bunny and we can't forget the FIRST Bride!! http://http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/wed-forum.jpg

Nm I see it now! Haha....Star is going to be MAD!!!

[bunnydixon]

me neither!!!

[Missie]

Yes, Bunny and we can't forget the FIRST Bride!! http://http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/wed-forum.jpg

This should help, I hope
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/wed-forum.jpg

[bunnydixon]

uh oh! i'm getting out of here before it gets messy :eek:

[lostlindy]

I don't know why you girls are so shocked when you know Desmond has been my man since day one on here! ;)

[Turnip Queen]

I'm here! Ok, the hen night will take place FRIDAY night - I'd give a time but we're all at different times so I guess it will just have to go on all night! Now, Ms Spartygirl has PMed me to help out in 'judging' the male strippers who wish to apply for the job of stripping for us Friday night. Of course anyone who wants to help judge can do so too!
But for now I'll make an application form for the male strippers!

I'll actually make a new thread for it! :D

[bunnydixon]

i wont be able to judge as i shall be too exhausted from helping in the pre competition activities ;)

[Turnip Queen]

You will never be too exhausted Bunny! :D

[bunnydixon]

yeah annabel chong eat your heart out!! lol!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Hey Locke, SJ made me this new avatar! You have been warned!

OOH, you're scaring me! You look like UMA!! (much prettier, though)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I'm here! Ok, the hen night will take place FRIDAY night - I'd give a time but we're all at different times so I guess it will just have to go on all night! Now, Ms Spartygirl has PMed me to help out in 'judging' the male strippers who wish to apply for the job of stripping for us Friday night. Of course anyone who wants to help judge can do so too!
But for now I'll make an application form for the male strippers!

I'll actually make a new thread for it! :D

NNOOOOOO!!! TQ!!! The bride can't be here on Fri night!!! YIKES!! What to do??? **starts to whimper again**
Well, if you really need to do it Fri night instead of ...like THURS night or Sun night... I can just come in whenever I get a moment Sat afternoon and Sun afternoon. You guys are so great!! I love you all so much! **starts to cry again**

[Turnip Queen]

NNOOOOOO!!! TQ!!! The bride can't be here on Fri night!!! YIKES!! What to do??? **starts to whimper again**
Well, if you really need to do it Fri night instead of ...like THURS night or Sun night... I can just come in whenever I get a moment Sat afternoon and Sun afternoon. You guys are so great!! I love you all so much! **starts to cry again**
Oh don't worry Mrs Linus! We will simply just have to......Have the party a day early! On THURSDAY! I must warn my stripper applicants!

THURSDAY NIGHT, everyone! The hen party is THURSDAY NIGHT!

[bunnydixon]

of course we are doing this because we love you and not at all because we want to play with strippers :D :p

[mahalo_dude]

Oh don't worry Mrs Linus! We will simply just have to......Have the party a day early! On THURSDAY! I must warn my stripper applicants!

THURSDAY NIGHT, everyone! The hen party is THURSDAY NIGHT!

Hey, what great luck! I'm off from work on Thursday!

[Turnip Queen]

Hey, what great luck! I'm off from work on Thursday!
Woohoo! I can see your retirement home 'Lightning bolt' moves making a big hit with the ladies! HAHAHA This is so much fun!

OOOOH We should have prizes for the night too! For everyone!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Woohoo! I can see your retirement home 'Lightning bolt' moves making a big hit with the ladies! HAHAHA This is so much fun!

OOOOH We should have prizes for the night too! For everyone!

Bunny has a Buzz Lightyear toy she would like to donate, I think...

[bunnydixon]

hell no! i'm keeping that for myself ;)

[Turnip Queen]

Bunny has a Buzz Lightyear toy she would like to donate, I think...
I'm sure she does! We'll set up awards for the night!

[bunnydixon]

maybe star will donate her woody

[lostlindy]

maybe star will donate her woody

Her "Woody"? I hope you're talking about a toy!?! :confused: :D

[stargazer]

I think that the "Jungle" cake is the most appropriate!:)

I like that one too, but if Locke can't see it..I'll keep looking, we'll find a similar one. I was just looking for the best of the best!

[stargazer]

*glances in*

Oh, yeah!

*says in best Jim Carrey/MASK voice* Ssssomebody sssstop me!

Hahahahahah What a party this is going to be!

[stargazer]

I'm here! Ok, the hen night will take place FRIDAY night - I'd give a time but we're all at different times so I guess it will just have to go on all night! Now, Ms Spartygirl has PMed me to help out in 'judging' the male strippers who wish to apply for the job of stripping for us Friday night. Of course anyone who wants to help judge can do so too!
But for now I'll make an application form for the male strippers!

I'll actually make a new thread for it! :D

got room for another judge????:D

[stargazer]

uh oh! i'm getting out of here before it gets messy :eek:

No need to fight. Her Des is a clone. Ask Bunny:p

[stargazer]

Oh don't worry Mrs Linus! We will simply just have to......Have the party a day early! On THURSDAY! I must warn my stripper applicants!

THURSDAY NIGHT, everyone! The hen party is THURSDAY NIGHT!

Party date noted! Can't wait! Glad someone finally chose a date for something!

[stargazer]

hell no! i'm keeping that for myself ;)

I knew you were gonna say that:D

[stargazer]

maybe star will donate her woody

I don't think so:p

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

STA--AAAARR???

Ben and I finally decided on the bride/groom dance. It took some convincing (in my own special way ;) ) because we wanted different songs. He wanted "I Only Have Eyes For You" but eventually he saw it my way.... so the bride/groom dance will be "Crazy Love" by Van Morrison.
What do you think???

Do we have a coat/weapons check person yet? :eek:

What about a song in the reception line as people come in?
Would "Bad Moon Rising" be an omen???

[lostlindy]

No need to fight. Her Des is a clone. Ask Bunny:p

If that thought makes you happy my dear you just keep tellin your self that. Check posts on 6-19 and see what Bunny sent me. UH OH :eek:

[stargazer]

Locke, go to
http://www.charmcitycakes.com/
Look at the not-so-traditional cakes and scroll down for the Jungle cake. Its pretty cool!

[stargazer]

If that thought makes you happy my dear you just keep tellin your self that. Check posts on 6-19 and see what Bunny sent me. UH OH :eek:

I can't hear you ..whats that? :p

[stargazer]

STA--AAAARR???

Ben and I finally decided on the bride/groom dance. It took some convincing (in my own special way ;) ) because we wanted different songs. He wanted "I Only Have Eyes For You" but eventually he saw it my way.... so the bride/groom dance will be "Crazy Love" by Van Morrison.
What do you think???

Do we have a coat/weapons check person yet? :eek:

What about a song in the reception line as people come in?
Would "Bad Moon Rising" be an omen???

Bad Moon Rising probably not the best choice. We have to keep an eye on Boutte as it is! Its gonna be tricky with him walking you down the aisle and all.
I love the other songs!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Locke, go to
http://www.charmcitycakes.com/
Look at the not-so-traditional cakes and scroll down for the Jungle cake. Its pretty cool!

Oh, WOW, Star! Perfect! Beautiful! Love the leaves too! You are amazing!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Bad Moon Rising probably not the best choice. We have to keep an eye on Boutte as it is! Its gonna be tricky with him walking you down the aisle and all.
I love the other songs!

How about I just belt out "I Am the ONLY ONE Who'd Walk Across the Fire For You!" ??? ... and I probably am... my groom isn't gonna make it to the I do's, is he... **worried look**

[stargazer]

How about I just belt out "I Am the ONLY ONE Who'd Walk Across the Fire For You!" ??? ... and I probably am... my groom isn't gonna make it to the I do's, is he... **worried look**

It'll be fine. Boutte wouldn't really hurt him, I don't think:eek: We'll have someone at the door, don't worry. But who?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

It'll be fine. Boutte wouldn't really hurt him, I don't think:eek: We'll have someone at the door, don't worry. But who?

Well, YOU'RE the wedding planner.... **still looks worried** SO PLAN!
**bursts into tears**

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

There's no door on the beach...:eek:

[stargazer]

Oh, WOW, Star! Perfect! Beautiful! Love the leaves too! You are amazing!

Ginger found the jungle cake. You like it? Check some of the others and make sure thats what you want!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Ginger found the jungle cake. You like it? Check some of the others and make sure thats what you want!

IT IS! I'll thank Ginger for her ingenius cake idea!
I'm really looking forward to Thurs night! Gee, I hope you are there!!!!!!!

[stargazer]

There's no door on the beach...:eek:

How did that escape us???:eek: We'll be in plain view! Gads, snipers! We have to give this some thought. Hmmmm bullet proof tuxedo?

[stargazer]

Well, YOU'RE the wedding planner.... **still looks worried** SO PLAN!
**bursts into tears**

Locke, you're not enjoying your wedding planning..:( I think we need that party!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

How did that escape us???:eek: We'll be in plain view! Gads, snipers! We have to give this some thought. Hmmmm bullet proof tuxedo?

Dharma force field/electric fence??

[stargazer]

IT IS! I'll thank Ginger for her ingenius cake idea!
I'm really looking forward to Thurs night! Gee, I hope you are there!!!!!!!
I will be. Wouldn't miss it!

[stargazer]

Dharma force field/electric fence??

Yes! That should work!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Locke, you're not enjoying your wedding planning..:( I think we need that party!

ME TOO!!!!!! I need a stress reliever!!!!!!! SOOOOOON!!!!!!

[stargazer]

ME TOO!!!!!! I need a stress reliever!!!!!!! SOOOOOON!!!!!!

It will be like The Full Monty!

[gingergrant]

Wait I found another one! This one I could get a pic of. The other was a quicktime movie, drat.

[bunnydixon]

ME TOO!!!!!! I need a stress reliever!!!!!!! SOOOOOON!!!!!!

i would say you can borrow buzz but ewwwwwww :eek:;)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Ginger, what is that? It's small on my screen, so it sort of resembles a golden statue with no head... wha???
Anyway, I still love the jungle cake! Can it be chocolate????? And have zero calories?? I just need to lose one dress size before we can button that bridal gown. Then I'm good to go.
Now I'm starting to pace...

[Missie]

OOH, you're scaring me! You look like UMA!! (much prettier, though)

Haha thanks, I imagine Uma wasnt smiling in that pic. Im sure she looked very disgruntled.

[Turnip Queen]

got room for another judge????:D
Of course! All the ladies on the board can judge, it will make every taste counted for! :D

Oh and the cake is looking great!

[gingergrant]

Ginger, what is that? It's small on my screen, so it sort of resembles a golden statue with no head... wha???
Anyway, I still love the jungle cake! Can it be chocolate????? And have zero calories?? I just need to lose one dress size before we can button that bridal gown. Then I'm good to go.
Now I'm starting to pace...

HA! you made me laugh when I looked again! You can click on the picture and get a larger image. It's a cake! But you are right, very phallic.(oh wait, that would have a head)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

HA! you made me laugh when I looked again! You can click on the picture and get a larger image. It's a cake! But you are right, very phallic.(oh wait, that would have a head)

OMG, Ginger! LOLOLOL Wouldn't that be a great cake?!
Anyway, yes, I did figure out how to enlarge the pic. And it is fabulous!
I like both jungle cakes! Can we have both? Can we? Can we? Huh???

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

i would say you can borrow buzz but ewwwwwww :eek:;)

gee, thanks, Bunny, but um... you can keep it. after all, it does have your initials on it....unlesssss BD is......AHHHHHH! :eek: **drops it on floor**
**runs off to wash hands**

[lostlindy]

I think the cake should be a 4 toed foot with flowers and vines growing up over it . And a little bride and groom to the left.LOL http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/250px-Foot-statue.jpg

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I think the cake should be a 4 toed foot with flowers and vines growing up over it . And a little bride and groom to the left.LOL http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/ldlesh/250px-Foot-statue.jpg

I actually thought of that! HA! But I really do like the jungle cakes!

[stargazer]

OMG, Ginger! LOLOLOL Wouldn't that be a great cake?!
Anyway, yes, I did figure out how to enlarge the pic. And it is fabulous!
I like both jungle cakes! Can we have both? Can we? Can we? Huh???

One of them could be the grooms cake..or maybe that four toed statue cake idea of Lindys could be the grooms?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

One of them could be the grooms cake..or maybe that four toed statue cake idea of Lindys could be the grooms?

Oh, yeah! I forgot there needs to be a grooms cake! The 4 toes statue would be perfect for his! Thanks! Great idea! OOH, excitement starting all over again!!! This is such a rushing roller coaster! Wheeeeeeeee

[stargazer]

Oh, yeah! I forgot there needs to be a grooms cake! The 4 toes statue would be perfect for his! Thanks! Great idea! OOH, excitement starting all over again!!! This is such a rushing roller coaster! Wheeeeeeeee

Okee dokee, bridemaids lined up and dresses, cake and flowers are good to go, bride and groom good to go, got the rings, TQ is the vocalist, flower girl and ring bearer-check (Bunny and Gingers kids), location is set, catering is set, music is set, minister...did we decide on Eko?
And as of now, we have the best security money can buy! did you see Locke?

[stargazer]

Lets talk about the reception. Locke? You there? This is IMPORTANT!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Lets talk about the reception. Locke? You there? This is IMPORTANT!

Yeah, yeah! Here and accounted for!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Star? Can I just say one thing? :) I am truly touched how much interest you and everyone has taken in this. I'm amazed. You are so cool:cool:

[stargazer]

Star? Can I just say one thing? :) I am truly touched how much interest you and everyone has taken in this. I'm amazed. You are so cool:cool:

Its been a lot of fun, huh?
So, you want the reception on the beach?
Hang on be right back!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Its been a lot of fun, huh?
So, you want the reception on the beach?
Hang on be right back!

If the reception is on the beach, nobody can dance ... unless there is a huge wooden deck ..?
Will there be a DJ? I was wondering because I have an idea that would be cool, but it just might be too complicated, in which case, I wouldn't want anyone to work at it too hard to do it. Is it at all possible to post a site you only have to like "click" on the first post entering that reception thread? (or whatever it's going to be)? And have it be a song to set the festive mood in the receiving line? Something like that? If it's too hard, never mind. Just wondering. I am very computer illiterate, so I've no idea.

[stargazer]

If the reception is on the beach, nobody can dance ... unless there is a huge wooden deck ..?
Will there be a DJ? I was wondering because I have an idea that would be cool, but it just might be too complicated, in which case, I wouldn't want anyone to work at it too hard to do it. Is it at all possible to post a site you only have to like "click" on the first post entering that reception thread? (or whatever it's going to be)? And have it be a song to set the festive mood in the receiving line? Something like that? If it's too hard, never mind. Just wondering. I am very computer illiterate, so I've no idea.
I'm pretty computer illiterate as well. Lets keep it easy. We can have a dance floor put down. It may get a little sandy, but thats okay. And don't you want a live band?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I'm pretty computer illiterate as well. Lets keep it easy. We can have a dance floor put down. It may get a little sandy, but thats okay. And don't you want a live band?

Yeah, that would be fine! Who? LOL

[stargazer]

Yeah, that would be fine! Who? LOL

How about a steel drum band?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Not those biker dudes from Sturgis out front of the barma tonight?!...:eek::p

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

How about a steel drum band?

LOLOLOL OK! LOLOL Um, what exactly is that?

[stargazer]

Not those biker dudes from Sturgis out front of the barma tonight?!...:eek::p

Hahahahaha, noooo. They will be too busy keeping Ben safe!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Hahahahaha, noooo. They will be too busy keeping Ben safe!

He HAS earned himself a sort of reputation in body guards, hasn't he?
Well, what is a steel drum band? Something tells me you have something in mind already? LOL

[stargazer]

LOLOLOL OK! LOLOL Um, what exactly is that?

Its...its...hard to describe. Very beachy, islandy sounding.

[stargazer]

He HAS earned himself a sort of reputation in body guards, hasn't he?
Well, what is a steel drum band? Something tells me you have something in mind already? LOL

Or we could hire Jimmy Buffet! Anyone you want...who do you like? Moneys no object here!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Its...its...hard to describe. Very beachy, islandy sounding.

Oh, yeah! I LOVE THAT!! Sort of ...well, is it more like Buffet or like when Paul Simon was on his Panama/West Indies or whatever that was kick?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Or we could hire Jimmy Buffet! Anyone you want...who do you like? Moneys no object here!

Oh, I KNOW everyone on the forum gets into Jimmy Buffet. So, hire him!
Very cool thought, Star! THose lightbulbs over your head just keep shinin' brighter and brighter!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I'm sure he would drop everything to come to a LOSTIE wedding!

[stargazer]

Oh, I KNOW everyone on the forum gets into Jimmy Buffet. So, hire him!
Very cool thought, Star! THose lightbulbs over your head just keep shinin' brighter and brighter!

He will make a great party for you!
Okay, now we have a singer and a dance floor! Yay!! I think we've just about covered everything. Can you think of anything?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

He will make a great party for you!
Okay, now we have a singer and a dance floor! Yay!! I think we've just about covered everything. Can you think of anything?

invitation thread?

pre-wedding thread - escort service to the Linus/Lockeing wedding where people can pick up their date/meet friends and be limo'd in Sparty's big blue Dharma VW bus??? LOL

[stargazer]

invitation thread?

pre-wedding thread - escort service to the Linus/Lockeing wedding where people can pick up their date/meet friends and be limo'd in Sparty's big blue Dharma VW bus??? LOL

Yes!!! We'll have to clean that thing up a bit though! Great idea!
Once you decide on a date we'll post an invitation thread.

[stargazer]

Fading fast............

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Yes!!! We'll have to clean that thing up a bit though! Great idea!
Once you decide on a date we'll post an invitation thread.

Clean it up? Is it dirty? LOL

Ok, better be soon. Let's get through tomorrow first at least.
Hey, do we just show up or what? tomorrow, I mean?
YOu're tired Star. You should go to bed now. You're a sweetie for all your work!

[stargazer]

Clean it up? Is it dirty? LOL

Ok, better be soon. Let's get through tomorrow first at least.
Hey, do we just show up or what? tomorrow, I mean?
YOu're tired Star. You should go to bed now. You're a sweetie for all your work!

I guess we should post a new thread. Its officially Thursday! Let the party begin! Everyone will just show up when they can! you wanna post it?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I guess we should post a new thread. Its officially Thursday! Let the party begin! Everyone will just show up when they can! you wanna post it?

NOOO! I can't post a thread to my own party! That's so UN Emily Post! LOL
YOU DO IT! YEAH!!!

[stargazer]

NOOO! I can't post a thread to my own party! That's so UN Emily Post! LOL
YOU DO IT! YEAH!!!

Okay, hang on...

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Okay, hang on...

hanging... hanging.... hanging.... slipping.... slipping.... falling.... falllinnnnnngg

[stargazer]

hanging... hanging.... hanging.... slipping.... slipping.... falling.... falllinnnnnngg

Done! So I'll guess I'll see you tomorrow sometime! Can't wait to see what our guys have planned!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

LOOKS GREAT, STAR! GREAT!!!
THANKS!
It's sooooo late now. we should get to sleep! Don't you work in the a.m?

[stargazer]

LOOKS GREAT, STAR! GREAT!!!
THANKS!
It's sooooo late now. we should get to sleep! Don't you work in the a.m?

Yes, gotta get some sleep! Goodnight Locke:)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

G'nite, Star! You're the best! ((hugs))
Sleep well! I guess I won't arrive until like after 5 though! LOL

[stargazer]

G'nite, Star! You're the best! ((hugs))
Sleep well! I guess I won't arrive until like after 5 though! LOL

I may be a little later than that, but I'll be here eventually! {{hug}}

[bunnydixon]

okay so i found some dresses which would be perfect for you lockeing

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/bunnydixon/bride3.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/bunnydixon/bride2.jpg

and i'm thinking maybe the bridesmaids can wear

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/bunnydixon/bridesmaids2.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/bunnydixon/bridesmaid.jpg

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

LMAO, BUnny!!!!! This is what I awoke to today!? LOLOL

Ok, gowns were kinda already picked, weren't they? BUT I THINK WE CAN MAKE ALTERATIONS !!

I like Bride "gown" #2 and Bridesmaid "gown" #2 also!
What about you, Bunny, Star, Ginger and TQ?

[bunnydixon]

i'll get the boobie tape ready - dont want any unexpected guests at the wedding :eek:

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

**dumps shopping bagfuls of woo woo gowns, stockings, garters, stilettos, tierras, and a couple things she doesn't recognize onto dressing room floor**

BUNNY! TQ! GINGER! STAR! YOU ALL NEED TO GET IN HERE AND MAKE SURE ALL THIS STUFF FITS YOU AND MAKE ANY FINAL ALTERATIONS!!

**posts "NO BOYS ALLOWED" sign outside thread.

[bunnydixon]

**dumps shopping bagfuls of woo woo gowns, stockings, garters, stilettos, tierras, and a couple things she doesn't recognize onto dressing room floor**

BUNNY! TQ! GINGER! STAR! YOU ALL NEED TO GET IN HERE AND MAKE SURE ALL THIS STUFF FITS YOU AND MAKE ANY FINAL ALTERATIONS!!

**posts "NO BOYS ALLOWED" sign outside thread.

dont forget the chicken fillets lol :p ;)

[stargazer]

dont forget the chicken fillets lol :p ;)

What does that mean??? Did I miss something?

[bunnydixon]

lockeings chicken fillet escaped last night lol!

[stargazer]

lockeings chicken fillet escaped last night lol!

huh?????:confused:

[bunnydixon]

'cleavage enhancers' - we call them chicken fillets because they kinda look a bit like them. Not the most attractive things in the world but they make magic happen lol!

[stargazer]

'cleavage enhancers' - we call them chicken fillets because they kinda look a bit like them. Not the most attractive things in the world but they make magic happen lol!

Oh, okay. I'll take an order then:D

[bunnydixon]

just dont try to make a casserole with them :eek:

[stargazer]

Oh, okay. I'll take an order then:D

Kinda rubbery I would guess! See ya Bun bun!

[bunnydixon]

laters star.....and thanks - you made me feel better over the finger situation :)

[Turnip Queen]

**dumps shopping bagfuls of woo woo gowns, stockings, garters, stilettos, tierras, and a couple things she doesn't recognize onto dressing room floor**

BUNNY! TQ! GINGER! STAR! YOU ALL NEED TO GET IN HERE AND MAKE SURE ALL THIS STUFF FITS YOU AND MAKE ANY FINAL ALTERATIONS!!

**posts "NO BOYS ALLOWED" sign outside thread.
Ooh I like that first dress the best! I like that girl's makeup! Mrs Linus, we are gonna make you SUPER-SEXY! Not that you aren't already of course!
HAHAHA I've never used chicken fillets in my life - do they stick?

[bunnydixon]

if i used chicken fillets, i'd be arrested for indecent exposure lol!!

[Turnip Queen]

if i used chicken fillets, i'd be arrested for indecent exposure lol!!

HAHAHAHAHA Me too! I'd take someone's eye out!

[bunnydixon]

i'd take my own eye out! :eek:

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHAHA My situation is bad enough as it is! I'm always hitting off people with them. Oh well :D

[bunnydixon]

its more the other way round here - people always seem to 'accidentally' nudge mine!!

there is a woman at my sisters worked - cursed like us lol - and she has to reach across the fire alarm button on the desk to reach something or other and has set the alarm off several times. good ploy to get the firemen in though ;)

[Turnip Queen]

its more the other way round here - people always seem to 'accidentally' nudge mine!!

there is a woman at my sisters worked - cursed like us lol - and she has to reach across the fire alarm button on the desk to reach something or other and has set the alarm off several times. good ploy to get the firemen in though ;)

Ooh I'd like to get some firemen!
HAHAHA I remember when I worked in one of my first jobs it was so embarrassing cos we had to wear these DISGUSTING green uniforms - they looked like a nurse's outfit, but with these gold buttons that were too heavy for the cloth, and my boobs were too strong for the cloth too and one time I was wheeling a trolley of stuff down the aisle and about three buttons just popped open in front of some man while I was walking! HAHAHAHAHA! I ended up with all that area put together with safety pins!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Ooh I like that first dress the best! I like that girl's makeup! Mrs Linus, we are gonna make you SUPER-SEXY! Not that you aren't already of course!
HAHAHA I've never used chicken fillets in my life - do they stick?

HA! I've never used them! You could, I suppose, but sooner or later someone's gonna be disappointed, so why deceive in the first place, I say! HA!

I did have a waterbra on yesterday but Bunny gave me one of her super crunch hugs and I think I sprung a leak.

Ok, so I guess we've established the B's from the triple D's...
Ssssoooo.... y'all like your fancy wedding outfits? None of you will have trouble walking in the sand in those 7 inch stillettos??

One more thing: FOR PICS! A couple of you need to post something the photographer can work with if he takes your picture.
TQ, you should be fine with your make up, sweet smile, beautiful hair, but if the rest of you don't post something our photographer can "work with", our bridesmaids are gonna be walking down the aisle in these outfits with heads of a rabbit, a feline and a chick with spoons on her eyes...
Ok, the spoon eyes are ok, Ginger, if you re-post that... but Bunny and Star, you really do need to find something to distinguish yourself from household pets... ok??:)

[stargazer]

HA! I've never used them! You could, I suppose, but sooner or later someone's gonna be disappointed, so why deceive in the first place, I say! HA!

I did have a waterbra on yesterday but Bunny gave me one of her super crunch hugs and I think I sprung a leak.

Ok, so I guess we've established the B's from the triple D's...
Ssssoooo.... y'all like your fancy wedding outfits? None of you will have trouble walking in the sand in those 7 inch stillettos??

One more thing: FOR PICS! A couple of you need to post something the photographer can work with if he takes your picture.
TQ, you should be fine with your make up, sweet smile, beautiful hair, but if the rest of you don't post something our photographer can "work with", our bridesmaids are gonna be walking down the aisle in these outfits with heads of a rabbit, a feline and a chick with spoons on her eyes...
Ok, the spoon eyes are ok, Ginger, if you re-post that... but Bunny and Star, you really do need to find something to distinguish yourself from household pets... ok??:)

How bout Pennyface??:p

[stargazer]

Will this do Locke?
http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Image:Penelope.jpg

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Will this do Locke?
http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Image:Penelope.jpg

WOW, yeah! Star, that's a great one! If you can make it smaller, or maybe you don't even have to do that, I don't know... but I'm sure it can be used to signify our wonderful Ms STAR for the wedding!!! How cool!!! Let SJ or Boutte know and I'm sure they can come up with good stuff!! I love that one!!

[bunnydixon]

oh man - i hate having my pic taken so dont have many of me at all lol!

will see if i can find something!!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

oh man - i hate having my pic taken so dont have many of me at all lol!

will see if i can find something!!

OH, I'm sure you can! We've seen some great ones, Bunny! The one where your hair was all wet went over really big (especially with the guys, I think!)
How about that one?

[bunnydixon]

yeah, thats okay as its hiding my face lol!! also found one when its really dark so you cant see me so much ;)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

yeah, thats okay as its hiding my face lol!! also found one when its really dark so you cant see me so much ;)

Well, whatever works, Bunny. Just so you are distinguishable as you.
I think Star intends to use a Penny pic, since she's determined not to use her own, which is fine, because I think everyone would know Penny would signify Star. Wasn't that one avatar of Des/Pen kissing a beautiful pic?! Wow, that knocked my socks off and I'm not even a Desmond woman! \

So, anyway, think you will be able to stand up in these 7 inch stilettos??

[bunnydixon]

think those will definitely be sitting down shoes lol!! although being a rocky horror fan you'd think i'd be good at walking in HUGE shoes!!

i loved that pic too - penelamond turns me to mush!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

think those will definitely be sitting down shoes lol!! although being a rocky horror fan you'd think i'd be good at walking in HUGE shoes!!

i loved that pic too - penelamond turns me to mush!

My sister is arriving to visit on Thurs and I asked her if she wanted to go with me to the "O"Shows on Fri where they ARE doing Rocky Horror ... she told me I spent too much time with crazy people... LOLOLOL

[bunnydixon]

you should go - you will have such fun! even if you dont dress up, its still great fun as there is always an amazing atmosphere!!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

If you went with me, I'd def go... but that's quite a commute !
Hey, I HAVE to get to work.
Pick your gown and accessories et al, choose your pic, make sure Boutte or SJ can use it, and I'll see you later!!! If you see Ginger, tell her she needs to
get her butt in here too.

[bunnydixon]

have fun at work - maybe see you later :)

defo going for the lace one - dont think my boobies could handle the other one. or rather, dont think the other one could handle my boobies lol!!

[bunnydixon]

there ya go lockeing - but am probs gonna change it back lol!

[bunnydixon]

could we be anymore stereotyped lol - the guys have a football thread and we have one about weddings hehe!!!!

[Missie]

I bought my wedding dress this weekend! Im so excited!

[bunnydixon]

i want to see pics please :D

what's it like??

oh no...i'm never gonna be a bride :( *sobs into chicken fillets*

[iggyjeckel]

ummmm do I reallt wanna know why ur crying in processed chicken?

[bunnydixon]

breast enhancers and no probably not lol!!

[iggyjeckel]

oh....ill be quiet then

[bunnydixon]

i'll tell you if you are armed with wine, chocolate and tissues lol!

[iggyjeckel]

grabs box of white chocolate, regular chocolate, dark and extra dark chocolate. a bottle of traverse city cherry wine, three boxes of tissue sits in the "shrink" chair.

ok bunny please take a seat and tell me what dr. jeckel can do for u.

[Missie]

The chances of my fiance seeing this are slim so ill post sp pics.
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn94/msorre01/DSCN0513.jpg?t=1222186953
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn94/msorre01/DSCN0512.jpg?t=1222187035
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn94/msorre01/DSCN0511.jpg?t=1222187083

[Missie]

Oh yeah its a little big, they are fixing that now.

[bunnydixon]

*cries even harder*

aww its beautiful missie - you look so gorgeous :D

[lostlindy]

Oh yeah its a little big, they are fixing that now.

Absolutly Beautifull!!:D

[gingergrant]

missie, you are gorgeous in that dress! it will be a showstopper.

[Missie]

Aww thanks guys...My mom and future mother inlaw both cried!
Im so excited!
We finnaly ordered my engagement ring too. Its being custom made so I wont get it for another 5 weeks.:( But it is going to be beautiful!

[bunnydixon]

you coulda had mine. its no use anymore :p

*sobs loudly*

[Missie]

you coulda had mine. its no use anymore :p

*sobs loudly*

You shouold sell it. Gold is at its best price ever!