Male Stripper Application Form

[Turnip Queen]

MEN OF THE BOARD!
Have you always wanted to be a male stripper? Yes? Well, we could have just the position for you! Friday the 19th of September is a very special day - the Hen Night of HeresLockeingatyoukid! And it is your duty to strip for her and all the other ladies on that night! Interested? Why not fill in this application form! We welcome all ages, sizes, etc! Don't be shy! Just fill this in!

Stripper Name:

Favourite Stripper Move:

What feature are you most famous for?

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?

What is your favourite song to strip to?

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?

Have you ever stripped while eating ham?

What did your last stripping job entail?

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.

Thank you boys, and we look forward to your applications!

[bunnydixon]

i am loving this application form - i'll help you sift through the videos ;) its a dirty job but someones gotta do it....:D

[Turnip Queen]

i am loving this application form - i'll help you sift through the videos ;) its a dirty job but someones gotta do it....:D

Thank you Bunny, I think that's a wise decision! Spartygirl is also going to help in the process - I think it's a good idea for all of us to use our expertise wisely here.

[iggyjeckel]

its all in good fun.

Stripper Name: zues

Favourite Stripper Move: the pa-twong

What feature are you most famous for? tattoo's

What expensive gift will you bring to the party? ummmm a pool cover

What is your favourite song to strip to? closer NIN

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers? no

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party? mmmmm nope

Have you ever stripped while eating ham? strangly yes

What did your last stripping job entail? singing and dancing

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video. sorry none of the above

[mahalo_dude]

Stripper Name: The Mighty Greek God

Favourite Stripper Move: The Lightning Bolt

What feature are you most famous for? ohhhh, just the chest, groin, legs, arms, back, eyes, and earlobes.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party? Myself. I ain't cheap, ya know.

What is your favourite song to strip to? Either "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd, "Greased Lightning" from the GREASE soundtrack, or "Naughty, Naughty" by the two hit wonder John Parr (he also did "St Elmo's Fire").

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers? As long as they realize that I am the alpha male.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party? I'm all you will need.

Have you ever stripped while eating ham? Yes, especially in front of the mirror.

What did your last stripping job entail? A retirement home.

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video. Could someone find the thread where Boutte posted a photoshop pic of me on stage?:D:D:D:D

[Turnip Queen]

its all in good fun.

Stripper Name: dirk digler

Favourite Stripper Move: the pa-twong

What feature are you most famous for? tattoo's

What expensive gift will you bring to the party? ummmm a pool cover

What is your favourite song to strip to? closer NIN

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers? no

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party? mmmmm nope

Have you ever stripped while eating ham? strangly yes

What did your last stripping job entail? singing and dancing

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video. sorry none of the above
Thank you for your application, Iggy. I will take this to the board of adjudicators and we will discuss it between us.

[bunnydixon]

important question dirk - original version of closer or the remix version?

[Turnip Queen]

Stripper Name: The Mighty Greek God

Favourite Stripper Move: The Lightning Bolt

What feature are you most famous for? ohhhh, just the chest, groin, legs, arms, back, eyes, and earlobes.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party? Myself. I ain't cheap, ya know.

What is your favourite song to strip to? Either "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd, "Greased Lightning" from the GREASE soundtrack, or "Naughty, Naughty" by the two hit wonder John Parr (he also did "St Elmo's Fire").

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers? As long as they realize that I am the alpha male.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party? I'm all you will need.

Have you ever stripped while eating ham? Yes, especially in front of the mirror.

What did your last stripping job entail? A retirement home.

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video. Could someone find the thread where Boutte posted a photoshop pic of me on stage?:D:D:D:D

'The Lightning Bolt' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you for your application Mahalo_Dude. I will take this to the board of adjudicators and we will discuss it.

[bunnydixon]

i would like to see a demonstration of the lightning bolt :D

[iggyjeckel]

important question dirk - original version of closer or the remix version?

original of course...and I guess I have to change my name again. damn mahalo

[Turnip Queen]

i would like to see a demonstration of the lightning bolt :D
Me too! HAHAHAHAHA A retirement home HAHAHAHAHA


IMPORTANT NEWS, STRIPPERS!

The hen night is actually going to take place on THURSDAY night instead of Friday, so I hope you all can make it. Under the circumstances of the high standards of the application forms so far, we are likely to hire all of you, but the stripper who impresses us most will be the LEAD stripper and will get to strip personally for Mrs Linus!

[mahalo_dude]

i would like to see a demonstration of the lightning bolt :D

Okay, but all audience members must sign an insurance waiver first.

[bunnydixon]

just show me where.....

[Turnip Queen]

As a judge I shouldn't have to sign anything, but I suppose under the circumstances I don't mind......... SIGNED! Show us! :D

[bunnydixon]

*fans herself with application forms*

is it hot in here?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

**jumping up and down** YIPPEE! YIPPEE! YIPPEE!!!
I"ll make sure Ben is all tied up for the night (maybe to a tree) and he won't know a thing!!

[bunnydixon]

i've heard he enjoys that

[Turnip Queen]

Ooh I bet he does

[mahalo_dude]

As a judge I shouldn't have to sign anything, but I suppose under the circumstances I don't mind......... SIGNED! Show us! :D


*breakdances "The Worm" move towards sitting TQ*

*pauses, does back handspring into TQ's lap and french kisses her*

[bunnydixon]

*fans herself more with application forms*

[Turnip Queen]

*breakdances "The Worm" move towards sitting TQ*

*pauses, does back handspring into TQ's lap and french kisses her*

*Gasp*

......*Orgasm*

Ok, Mahalo, I think you should definitely be the lead stripper! :D

[bunnydixon]

*Gasp*

......*Orgasm*

Ok, Mahalo, I think you should definitely be the lead stripper! :D

wow - it doesnt take much :eek:

:p:p

[Turnip Queen]

wow - it doesnt take much :eek:

:p:p
HAHAHA He's good, I tell ya! :D

[bunnydixon]

i wouldnt know *pout*

[boutte]

Stripper Name:
Milkyway

Favourite Stripper Move:
The Slipped Disk

What feature are you most famous for?
Either my beer belly or my love handles.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?
I'm going to re-gift Lockes sons.

What is your favourite song to strip to?
In a Godda Davida

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?
Yes, but can they work well with me?

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?
Depends on what you consider hot.

Have you ever stripped while eating ham?
No but it can't be that much different fron pork chops.

What did your last stripping job entail?
A police line-up

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
I'm working on it.

[bunnydixon]

the slipped disk LOL :D

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHAHA 'The Slipped Disk' - a classic move! If it's possible, it would be great to see what that move looks like!

[mahalo_dude]

i wouldnt know *pout*

Your turn, darling!


*kazammm! crash! kaboom!*:D:D:D:D

[bunnydixon]

OH.......MY......*quiverrrrrrr*

*thud*

[Turnip Queen]

OH.......MY......*quiverrrrrrr*

*thud*
See? I told you!

[bunnydixon]

cant.......talk......

[mahalo_dude]

Hmmm, those vitamins I took are working.

[lostlindy]

It's quite a toss up between *the worm* and *the slipped disk*! LOL One of you guys have to do the *moon walk* while taking something off. ;)

[mahalo_dude]

Stripper Name:
Milkyway

Favourite Stripper Move:
The Slipped Disk

What feature are you most famous for?
Either my beer belly or my love handles.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?
I'm going to re-gift Lockes sons.

What is your favourite song to strip to?
In a Godda Davida

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?
Yes, but can they work well with me?

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?
Depends on what you consider hot.

Have you ever stripped while eating ham?
No but it can't be that much different fron pork chops.

What did your last stripping job entail?
A police line-up

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
I'm working on it.


awesome, Bouute!

[spartygirl]

Thank you Bunny, I think that's a wise decision! Spartygirl is also going to help in the process - I think it's a good idea for all of us to use our expertise wisely here.

LOL....since we all have different tastes, thought it would be fun to "help" out with the auditions....something for everyone;) OH, wait , this is supposed to be for the bride...heheheheee

[spartygirl]

Me too! HAHAHAHAHA A retirement home HAHAHAHAHA


IMPORTANT NEWS, STRIPPERS!

The hen night is actually going to take place on THURSDAY night instead of Friday, so I hope you all can make it. Under the circumstances of the high standards of the application forms so far, we are likely to hire all of you, but the stripper who impresses us most will be the LEAD stripper and will get to strip personally for Mrs Linus!

LAP DANCE, LAP DANCE !!! For the bride of course ;)

[spartygirl]

*breakdances "The Worm" move towards sitting TQ*

*pauses, does back handspring into TQ's lap and french kisses her*

dam#, I think he's in !!! look at the moves Wowweeee !!!!!!!!

[stargazer]

I am speechless!! Looks like the partys already started!

[boutte]

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
<a href="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm49/boogaleeboutte/?action=view&current=Bttedance.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm49/boogaleeboutte/Bttedance.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

Stripper Name:
Milkyway

Favourite Stripper Move:
The Slipped Disk

What feature are you most famous for?
Either my beer belly or my love handles.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?
I'm going to re-gift Lockes sons.

What is your favourite song to strip to?
In a Godda Davida

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?
Yes, but can they work well with me?

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?
Depends on what you consider hot.

Have you ever stripped while eating ham?
No but it can't be that much different fron pork chops.

What did your last stripping job entail?
A police line-up

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
I'm working on it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG, I can't breathe! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I know I'm not supposed to be in here, but I couldn't resist...You guys are totally OUT OF CONTROL! LOLOLOLOL
Can I request something to Footloose???

[boutte]

Hey you get outta here. (Go to the Barma)

[lostlindy]

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
<a href="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm49/boogaleeboutte/?action=view&current=Bttedance.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm49/boogaleeboutte/Bttedance.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

LMAO!!! :D:D:D That is just hillarious Boutte. I love it!

[boutte]

thank you, thank you very much.

[sj256]

Stripper Name:
El Guapo

Favourite Stripper Move:
The Python

What feature are you most famous for?
I can't say there are children present.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?
Clos du Mesnil

What is your favourite song to strip to?
Let's go all the way - Sly Fox

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?
I'm willing to try.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?
No

Have you ever stripped while eating ham?
I can do EVERYTHING while eating ham.

What did your last stripping job entail?
46 hours of community service.

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/jy256/sjstrip.jpg

[stargazer]

LMAO!!! :D:D:D That is just hillarious Boutte. I love it!

Boutte, you may have gone to far!!!:p

[stargazer]

Stripper Name:
El Guapo

Favourite Stripper Move:
The Python

What feature are you most famous for?
I can't say there are children present.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?
Clos du Mesnil

What is your favourite song to strip to?
Let's go all the way - Sly Fox

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?
I'm willing to try.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?
No

Have you ever stripped while eating ham?
I can do EVERYTHING while eating ham.

What did your last stripping job entail?
46 hours of community service.

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/jy256/sjstrip.jpg
And you too, SJ!!:p
I think you all have the job LOL.....

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I just couldn't stay out of here for some reason...
I have a question for TQ and BUNNY.... if over there, they call them "Hen" parties, then do I dare ask what they call the guy parties???

[stargazer]

I just couldn't stay out of here for some reason...
I have a question for TQ and BUNNY.... if over there, they call them "Hen" parties, then do I dare ask what they call the guy parties???

Out you!! shoo....

[BomberDawg95]

Stripper Name:

The Baller

Favourite Stripper Move:

The Swat and Swim

What feature are you most famous for?

Dark skin and big muscles

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?

Teammates...and maybe some shoulder, thigh, and hip pads in case things get too rough...

What is your favourite song to strip to?

Wanted: Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?

Well...I offered to bring teammates. The position of said teammate I leave to the women.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?

I refer to my previous question..I leave the 'hotness' of said references to the females involved

Bios (http://athletics.wofford.edu/roster.aspx?path=football&roster=70&)
Have you ever stripped while eating ham?

...That I can't say I've done. I have eaten roast beef while stripping. Though that was back in '06

What did your last stripping job entail?

My last stripping job involved the bachelorette for one of the senior cheerleaders...for our rival college...

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.

Unofficial cameras are not allowed in our sessions. Any videos of our dancers that are not expressly released by our LLC and are viewable in public will be viewed as copyright infringement.

Thank you boys, and we look forward to your applications!

[stargazer]

We got another one, girls!

[bunnydixon]

i think the heat is getting to me lol!

these are just too funny! you guys are fab!

[Missie]

OMG!!! Too Funny!!!

Maholo Dude: Earlobes? lol:D

I think Im voting for Bomberdawgs entire football team!

[spartygirl]

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
<a href="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm49/boogaleeboutte/?action=view&current=Bttedance.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm49/boogaleeboutte/Bttedance.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

OMG ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!! Hahahahaa...Boutte..you are hilarious !!!!! that made my day..oh, and I think you passed your audition...LOL

[spartygirl]

Stripper Name:
El Guapo

Favourite Stripper Move:
The Python

What feature are you most famous for?
I can't say there are children present.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?
Clos du Mesnil

What is your favourite song to strip to?
Let's go all the way - Sly Fox

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?
I'm willing to try.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?
No

Have you ever stripped while eating ham?
I can do EVERYTHING while eating ham.

What did your last stripping job entail?
46 hours of community service.

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/jy256/sjstrip.jpg

LOL OMG!!! We really have some great guys on our LOST.com....that is tooo funny....I love the TUX look... oh, and SJ, Community Service LOl hahahahahaha

[spartygirl]

Stripper Name:

The Baller

Favourite Stripper Move:

The Swat and Swim

What feature are you most famous for?

Dark skin and big muscles

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?

Teammates...and maybe some shoulder, thigh, and hip pads in case things get too rough...

What is your favourite song to strip to?

Wanted: Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?

Well...I offered to bring teammates. The position of said teammate I leave to the women.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?

I refer to my previous question..I leave the 'hotness' of said references to the females involved

Bios (http://athletics.wofford.edu/roster.aspx?path=football&roster=70&)
Have you ever stripped while eating ham?

...That I can't say I've done. I have eaten roast beef while stripping. Though that was back in '06

What did your last stripping job entail?

My last stripping job involved the bachelorette for one of the senior cheerleaders...for our rival college...

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.

Unofficial cameras are not allowed in our sessions. Any videos of our dancers that are not expressly released by our LLC and are viewable in public will be viewed as copyright infringement.

Thank you boys, and we look forward to your applications!

Yeah,, BOMBER !!!! I cant wait to see the swat and swim LOL hahahahaha

[bunnydixon]

the hell with the swat & swim - i want to see an entire football team strip :D

[Missie]

SJ's picture is too dirty for me to look at, at work.

[spartygirl]

the hell with the swat & swim - i want to see an entire football team strip :D

GO TEAM GO !!!!! Im about to have heart failure !!!!!!

[bunnydixon]

is it the little tuxedo briefs LOL!!

[spartygirl]

is it the little tuxedo briefs LOL!!

Hahaha, Im thinking it a combination of the tuxedo look, the pink tutu, and the fantasy of an entire football team.....I think Im quivering :D

[bunnydixon]

just dont go near the haggis thread.....

[spartygirl]

just dont go near the haggis thread.....

The What ???....

oh, gotta run..Ill be back on later to see more "auditions" LOL

[Turnip Queen]

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
<a href="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm49/boogaleeboutte/?action=view&current=Bttedance.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm49/boogaleeboutte/Bttedance.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
Oh, Boutte, you're certainly hired, how sexy! HAHAHAHAHA I'm in stitches here, this is too funny! I knew this thread would give me a good laugh! BRILLIANT!
Now, just to confirm, will you wear this outfit on the night as part of an individual routine?
The plan is for all you strapping gorgeous men to wear identical sexy outfits to strip in, and then any of you who have individual routines may wear an outfit of their choice. Of course, some of us ladies will be requesting personal shows...
HAHAHA This is too funny!

[Turnip Queen]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG, I can't breathe! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I know I'm not supposed to be in here, but I couldn't resist...You guys are totally OUT OF CONTROL! LOLOLOLOL
Can I request something to Footloose???
Are you really not supposed to be here? I don't think there's any harm in you seeing what hotties we have lined up for you!

[Turnip Queen]

Stripper Name:
El Guapo

Favourite Stripper Move:
The Python

What feature are you most famous for?
I can't say there are children present.

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?
Clos du Mesnil

What is your favourite song to strip to?
Let's go all the way - Sly Fox

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?
I'm willing to try.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?
No

Have you ever stripped while eating ham?
I can do EVERYTHING while eating ham.

What did your last stripping job entail?
46 hours of community service.

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/jy256/sjstrip.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHA! These pics are so bloody funny! I'm definitely getting a visual of the type of show we'll have Thursday night!
Can you tell us what type of move 'The Python' is? I'm sure all us ladies are very interested! :D

[Turnip Queen]

I just couldn't stay out of here for some reason...
I have a question for TQ and BUNNY.... if over there, they call them "Hen" parties, then do I dare ask what they call the guy parties???
HAHAHA For the girl we call them hen parties, for the guy we call them 'Stag Parties'!

[Turnip Queen]

Stripper Name:

The Baller

Favourite Stripper Move:

The Swat and Swim

What feature are you most famous for?

Dark skin and big muscles

What expensive gift will you bring to the party?

Teammates...and maybe some shoulder, thigh, and hip pads in case things get too rough...

What is your favourite song to strip to?

Wanted: Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers?

Well...I offered to bring teammates. The position of said teammate I leave to the women.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party?

I refer to my previous question..I leave the 'hotness' of said references to the females involved

Bios (http://athletics.wofford.edu/roster.aspx?path=football&roster=70&)
Have you ever stripped while eating ham?

...That I can't say I've done. I have eaten roast beef while stripping. Though that was back in '06

What did your last stripping job entail?

My last stripping job involved the bachelorette for one of the senior cheerleaders...for our rival college...

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.

Unofficial cameras are not allowed in our sessions. Any videos of our dancers that are not expressly released by our LLC and are viewable in public will be viewed as copyright infringement.

Thank you boys, and we look forward to your applications!

Ooh I like what feature you're famous for! And the fact that you'll have a team with you! Hooray! You're all hired!

[Turnip Queen]

SO, so far we have hired

Iggy
Mahalo_Dude
Boutte
SJ
Bomberdawg

Thank you, gorgeous men! This is gonna be one hell of a night! Please, if you have any more pics to er, help, with the judging, feel free to post!

[iggyjeckel]

I had to make a few adjustments

Stripper Name: the handyman

Favourite Stripper Move: the screwdriver or the hammer

What feature are you most famous for? my toolbox

What expensive gift will you bring to the party? my nine pound sledge

What is your favourite song to strip to? sober by tool

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers? I don't see why not.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party? I'm a loner

Have you ever stripped while eating ham? yes

What did your last stripping job entail? someone had some clogged pipes (this is getting kinda dirty)

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
sorry don't have one

[gingergrant]

I have to scroll by fast or the kids will see! LOL! I vote for Boutte, so hot! he even has to have a fan.:D

[Turnip Queen]

I had to make a few adjustments

Stripper Name: the handyman

Favourite Stripper Move: the screwdriver or the hammer

What feature are you most famous for? my toolbox

What expensive gift will you bring to the party? my nine pound sledge

What is your favourite song to strip to? sober by tool

Are you able to work well with a group of other strippers? I don't see why not.

Do you know any more hot male friends to bring to the party? I'm a loner

Have you ever stripped while eating ham? yes

What did your last stripping job entail? someone had some clogged pipes (this is getting kinda dirty)

Please attach a photo of yourself stripping if possible or a video.
sorry don't have one


HAHAHA I'm sure 'The Screwdriver' will go down with all the ladies!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

HAHAHA For the girl we call them hen parties, for the guy we call them 'Stag Parties'!

Thanks for clearing that up for me, TQ... I was thinkin' somethin' else...:D
OHH! This will be fun!! When does it start? Do we just come in soon as we can or what? I don't get home from work until after 5 pm. Do we just come here or some new thread? I don't want to get LOST! I'm the bride! :eek:

[mahalo_dude]

Today I heard the song "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue. I need to add this to my playlist.

[lostlindy]

HAHAHA For the girl we call them hen parties, for the guy we call them 'Stag Parties'!

Hey, TQ, that's what we call them here in Pa. :D

[Turnip Queen]

Thanks for clearing that up for me, TQ... I was thinkin' somethin' else...:D
OHH! This will be fun!! When does it start? Do we just come in soon as we can or what? I don't get home from work until after 5 pm. Do we just come here or some new thread? I don't want to get LOST! I'm the bride! :eek:
Well, it has started in another thread, I see! And no strippers yet! I will get Ben after them if they don't come soon!

[Turnip Queen]

Hey, TQ, that's what we call them here in Pa. :D
Really? Cool! It must be crazy at a men's stag party!