Mrs Linus!

[Turnip Queen]

I'm so sorry I couldn't make the festivities on Sunday. I have had the WORST weekend! I'm so pissed! I came home from work on Saturday, looking forward to three days off, which doesn't normally happen together, and I was getting undressed for bed and saw a wasp on my bed. Killed it. Then I looked up. There were MILLIONS of them all over both sets of curtains in my bedroom! AHHHHH! Of course it had to happen at the weekend and I couldn't get anyone out till Monday to get rid of the wasps nest. It was so disgusting. I'm in my room now on my computer but I keep looking behind me to make sure there are none left that weren't killed. I haven't used my bedroom at all until now and I'm not going to sleep in it till I completely clear everything and make sure there's no chance of wasps stinging me - it was like out of a horror movie the way they were all crawling out of the vent! And I keep imagining buzzing around me everywhere I go now! Anyway, I'm really sorry I couldn't make it, this site is like a drug, I really missed it!

[bunnydixon]

omg! that sounds DREADFUL!!!

hope you dont have nightmares or anything. the little buggers are surviving way too long this year. i regulary find myself doing the shooing a wasp dance....

EVIL things!!!

[Turnip Queen]

I swear, it was just the worst weekend! And last time we got a nest, it was in a room I was in too! They follow me!!! Ugh it was so disgusting watching them spill out of the vent. I had such a bad day Saturday! I woke up, went downstairs and the dog had pissed all over the floor. Had to clean that up when I was already rushing for work. Then when I was in work I went on my 15 minute break and ran up to the canteen which takes 5 minutes away from your 15 minute break, and somebody had used up all my milk, so then I had to run to the shop to get something instead. Then when I got home I had the wasps nest, and then I puked my guts up afterwards when I tried to sleep in the next room!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

I swear, it was just the worst weekend! And last time we got a nest, it was in a room I was in too! They follow me!!! Ugh it was so disgusting watching them spill out of the vent. I had such a bad day Saturday! I woke up, went downstairs and the dog had pissed all over the floor. Had to clean that up when I was already rushing for work. Then when I was in work I went on my 15 minute break and ran up to the canteen which takes 5 minutes away from your 15 minute break, and somebody had used up all my milk, so then I had to run to the shop to get something instead. Then when I got home I had the wasps nest, and then I puked my guts up afterwards when I tried to sleep in the next room!

You have a hard life, TQ.:( Poor thing! I was getting concerned for you since it's not like you to just not let us know if you're going away. (Gawd, I sound like your mother!) I am glad you are safe! Also that your wasp situation is now under control!

Don't worry about the wedding. We used "Not-TQ" who sang in your lovely voice, then Bunny gave "you/her" a shove down the aisle in front of herself...if you review the wedding, you'll find you had some enjoyable moments, I'm sure! BTW, YOU HAVE TO GO SEE YOURSELF WITH SAWYER!Wait, I wrote it down for you... ok, I think it's page 41. SJ did it. GO LOOK! GO LOOK! GO LOOK!!!:D

[stargazer]

You have a hard life, TQ.:( Poor thing! I was getting concerned for you since it's not like you to just not let us know if you're going away. (Gawd, I sound like your mother!) I am glad you are safe! Also that your wasp situation is now under control!

Don't worry about the wedding. We used "Not-TQ" who sang in your lovely voice, then Bunny gave "you/her" a shove down the aisle in front of herself...if you review the wedding, you'll find you had some enjoyable moments, I'm sure! BTW, YOU HAVE TO GO SEE YOURSELF WITH SAWYER!Wait, I wrote it down for you... ok, I think it's page 41. SJ did it. GO LOOK! GO LOOK! GO LOOK!!!:D

Geez, TQ..what a nightmare! Thats worse than my spider incident!:eek:
Yeah, go check out the pic on page 41! You'll LOVE it! Should perk you right up!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

And we also had a few bees during the ceremony! AHH!! I think they were escaping your "Killer Queen" attack on them!

[spartygirl]

aaww..TQ...we missed you so much.... but luckily we had the "wooden TQ" who had quite a venture down the aisle hahahaaha...glad you are OK....we worried about you....damn wasps anyways.... I hate them !!!!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

:D:D I really do hope your wasp situation is under control, TQ! And that we hear from you again real soon. Even though your wasp incident was hardly funny, in a way it WAS just because we never know what's going to happen with our TQ next and you are so delightfully entertaining. We love you, TQ! You are a breath of fresh air! (Don't mean to chuckle at your expense - it's just that you are so..TQ!) :)

[boutte]

When you see wasps the best thing to do is make lots of sudden movements and swat at them. Then when they get riled up, try to run away.




PS I'm kidding. Don't do any of those things. If they approach or land on you DON'T swat at them. Move sslloowwllyy out of the area.

[Turnip Queen]

HAHA Thanks guys! The wasps are gone now - I'm in my bedroom on the computer, but still haven't slept in the room yet! I'm gonna inspect every inch of the room on Friday when I'm off and then when I'm sure there's no way any survived, I'll sleep in it! And I'm going to check page 41 etc right now!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

HAHA Thanks guys! The wasps are gone now - I'm in my bedroom on the computer, but still haven't slept in the room yet! I'm gonna inspect every inch of the room on Friday when I'm off and then when I'm sure there's no way any survived, I'll sleep in it! And I'm going to check page 41 etc right now!

well, it's friday - how's the situation now?
You could take wooden "Not-TQ" and swing it around at the remaining wasps like a bat - or a lazer beam to the background of Killer Queen.... :D

[Turnip Queen]

well, it's friday - how's the situation now?
You could take wooden "Not-TQ" and swing it around at the remaining wasps like a bat - or a lazer beam to the background of Killer Queen.... :D
What do you mean, the wooden 'Not-TQ'? That figure was exactly like mine! :D
Today is good! I spent half my day clearing out TONS of stuff from my room, I mean TONS, and found some stuff in the process. Sterilised my entire room, had a lovely bath, put new sheets on the bed and new curtains up, and now my room is mine again! THANK GOD! I'm gonna have a lovely sleep tonight! I am the only Queen Bee in this house!

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

What do you mean, the wooden 'Not-TQ'? That figure was exactly like mine! :D
Today is good! I spent half my day clearing out TONS of stuff from my room, I mean TONS, and found some stuff in the process. Sterilised my entire room, had a lovely bath, put new sheets on the bed and new curtains up, and now my room is mine again! THANK GOD! I'm gonna have a lovely sleep tonight! I am the only Queen Bee in this house!

Of COURSE wooden Not-TQ looked exactly like you! Just a little stiff! HA!
Can't wait to hear the next drama in your life, TQ. Hopefully, not so hair-raising though! So, all is well? YES! The Queen Bee is back!

[Turnip Queen]

Of COURSE wooden Not-TQ looked exactly like you! Just a little stiff! HA!
Can't wait to hear the next drama in your life, TQ. Hopefully, not so hair-raising though! So, all is well? YES! The Queen Bee is back!
HAHAHA God, yes, there is always drama! Yes, all is great, I had a lovely night's sleep and I can't wait to go to bed again too! How are you?

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

HAHAHA God, yes, there is always drama! Yes, all is great, I had a lovely night's sleep and I can't wait to go to bed again too! How are you?

Just great, TQ! My family is here from Tucson visiting!
But at the moment, I am in the barma with Bunny and the OTHER R.I.P.!
Come join us! (I only recently discovered this was NOT our little ripcharlie! Did you know there were two of them?!?)

[Turnip Queen]

HAHA Yes I did know! Charlie can never have too many supporters!