thelawgiver
02-12-2009, 04:54 PM
Wow. 5.5 packed a punch. Patchy noticed his nose bleeding towards the end of the episode. Here’s the skinny:
--Best man-hug: Jin and Sawyer
--Best hissy fit: Ben slamming the brakes and complaining about being unappreciated.
--Best Line. Sawyer again! “Expecting a Subway?”
--Second Best Line: Charlotte: “Turn it up. I love Geronimo Jackson”.
--Most sane Lostie: Kate (for once)
--Best SWAG (Sista With A Gun): Rousseau. Adios baby daddy!
--Attention Lucas and Spielberg: You better start pre-production on ”Indiana Jin and the Temple of Doom”
--Hush, hush, sweet Charlotte.
--Hello sweetheart Ji Yeon. Mommy misses you and I found you a new playmate. Mommy has to go now and put a bullet in the man who killed your father...
--When are they going to get some tissue!?
--So the “Well” from “Silence of the Lambs” is now on the Island?? “It puts the lotion in the bucket…It puts the wheel up on its axis...”
--Ol’ Smokie is actually Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
--Are you quitting Sayid? What are you going to do now? Go to Disneyland?
--What part of “you need to move the Island” did you not understand John?
--And exactly what is the purpose of Miles again?
--Miles = Encino Man
--Can anyone be more accepting of fate than Juliette? Yawn, the rope is buried in the ground and Locke is gone...yada yada yada.. let's just move on...this is boring...
--Ben can’t even turn a wheel without breaking it! Sheesshh!
--Hey that black smokie thing just pulled our friend into a scary dark hole and tore his arm off. Let’s go in and check it out. It should be safe.
--Eloise Hawking is having a birthday and I don’t have a clue as to what I should get her. How about some candles.
--I’m here to help you John …but I can’t really help you...wink, smirk.
--Hi Des. Say you have not met Benjamin Linus. Des, this is Ben. Ben this is Des. Oh, and by the way, Ben has sworn to kill Penny.
--And why isn’t Des doing his urgent and desperate whining to Ms Hawking about why he came to see her, Faraday, etc.?
--Also no huggy, kissy reunion between Des and Jack/Sun?
--Daniel was the creepy guy stalking young Charlotte? Call child protective services!
--So the Losties are on the Island for say 100 days, and during that time, they locate: the hatch, the radio tower, the cave, the Black Rock, numerous Dharma bunkers, the Looking Glass, Othersville, a second Island, the VW van, a crashed plane, a foot statue, sailboat, boat house, submarine, hot air balloon, cabin, Mikhail’s cabin, Rousseau’s camp, etc. However, the large, and above ground, Temple ruins and home of smokie, were somehow undetectable?
--And Daniel is still wearing his tie!
--And the winner for the most disorganized group of French Scientists for 1988 goes to...
--Best man-hug: Jin and Sawyer
--Best hissy fit: Ben slamming the brakes and complaining about being unappreciated.
--Best Line. Sawyer again! “Expecting a Subway?”
--Second Best Line: Charlotte: “Turn it up. I love Geronimo Jackson”.
--Most sane Lostie: Kate (for once)
--Best SWAG (Sista With A Gun): Rousseau. Adios baby daddy!
--Attention Lucas and Spielberg: You better start pre-production on ”Indiana Jin and the Temple of Doom”
--Hush, hush, sweet Charlotte.
--Hello sweetheart Ji Yeon. Mommy misses you and I found you a new playmate. Mommy has to go now and put a bullet in the man who killed your father...
--When are they going to get some tissue!?
--So the “Well” from “Silence of the Lambs” is now on the Island?? “It puts the lotion in the bucket…It puts the wheel up on its axis...”
--Ol’ Smokie is actually Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
--Are you quitting Sayid? What are you going to do now? Go to Disneyland?
--What part of “you need to move the Island” did you not understand John?
--And exactly what is the purpose of Miles again?
--Miles = Encino Man
--Can anyone be more accepting of fate than Juliette? Yawn, the rope is buried in the ground and Locke is gone...yada yada yada.. let's just move on...this is boring...
--Ben can’t even turn a wheel without breaking it! Sheesshh!
--Hey that black smokie thing just pulled our friend into a scary dark hole and tore his arm off. Let’s go in and check it out. It should be safe.
--Eloise Hawking is having a birthday and I don’t have a clue as to what I should get her. How about some candles.
--I’m here to help you John …but I can’t really help you...wink, smirk.
--Hi Des. Say you have not met Benjamin Linus. Des, this is Ben. Ben this is Des. Oh, and by the way, Ben has sworn to kill Penny.
--And why isn’t Des doing his urgent and desperate whining to Ms Hawking about why he came to see her, Faraday, etc.?
--Also no huggy, kissy reunion between Des and Jack/Sun?
--Daniel was the creepy guy stalking young Charlotte? Call child protective services!
--So the Losties are on the Island for say 100 days, and during that time, they locate: the hatch, the radio tower, the cave, the Black Rock, numerous Dharma bunkers, the Looking Glass, Othersville, a second Island, the VW van, a crashed plane, a foot statue, sailboat, boat house, submarine, hot air balloon, cabin, Mikhail’s cabin, Rousseau’s camp, etc. However, the large, and above ground, Temple ruins and home of smokie, were somehow undetectable?
--And Daniel is still wearing his tie!
--And the winner for the most disorganized group of French Scientists for 1988 goes to...