Where do we get our booze.

[Robo42]

Since some of us are staying on the island, the question is can we make our own Hooch on the island?
I think we could ferment fruit for one. Not too difficult
What about a still?, does anyone think we would be able to get the parts necessary?, excluding the hatch.
If so what are the plans, equp. list? Looking for some expertise from someone so we know who to drag along with us.

[HardrocksII]

Since some of us are staying on the island, the question is can we make our own Hooch on the island?
I think we could ferment fruit for one. Not too difficult
What about a still?, does anyone think we would be able to get the parts necessary?, excluding the hatch.
If so what are the plans, equp. list? Looking for some expertise from someone so we know who to drag along with us.

im sure the island has an abundance of fruit, even some veggies(somewhere). most important thg is the type,,grown fr ground, trees, or vines. most will work. most any copper tubing will suffice, and if theres any yeast at all for bread or grain of any type, that'll work as well. isnt too hard, lil' patience n thirst will produce a good vat of spirits....:D

[Robo42]

Hardrocks, you have just been recruited!!!

[bunnydixon]

robs salvaged suitcase....? :p :D

[Dzbabykel]

Hahaha you guys are too funny....I learned how to make beer once from scratch haha but it wasn't very good :p Hardrocks you are recruited!!

[bunnydixon]

my grandad in law makes beer in his cellar - looks a very slooooooooow process and i wanst entirely convinced by the end product!

[Dzbabykel]

my grandad in law makes beer in his cellar - looks a very slooooooooow process and i wanst entirely convinced by the end product!

Well bring him along bunny to our island and maybe through everyone's expertise we can create a new kind of beer...not only will we all be drunks on the island, we could be rich too!! :D

[bunnydixon]

he is also a retired barber so you boys would be sorted! however, he is 80 something so i am not sure i would let him near me with sharp implements!

[Turnip Queen]

Don't worry, I brought an entire suitcase of Mc Clutcheon whiskey with me so that'll do us for a while! :D

[Dzbabykel]

Haha woo hoo! That's sure to attract Desmond as well, good thinkin TQ! ;)

[Turnip Queen]

YAY!! Let's get the men drunk and topless!!

[Robo42]

Topless is gonna cost you, I hope you planty of dollar bills. LOL

[Dzbabykel]

Ohhh I'm ready.....;)

[Turnip Queen]

That Mc Clutcheon whiskey has devastating effects, you guys won't stand a chance! :D

[bunnydixon]

only topless???

[Dzbabykel]

Hahahaha Bunny is shameless!!! :D

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHAHA Well if they do an after-hours show then it can translate to the forum! :D

[bunnydixon]

well i expect to get somthing for my money lol!!!

[Turnip Queen]

Don't worry Bunny, I got money off Hurley, he was dying to get rid of it, we won't be stuck for cash! :D

[bunnydixon]

*phew*

LOL!

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHA God I wish it was the weekend now!

[Robo42]

If I do this, do I at least get wear pasty's and wrap myself in a boa? LOL

[Turnip Queen]

Yes, of course! :D It sounds fine to me!

I think we should invent a drinking game to go with the night!

[bunnydixon]

pastys?

but thumbs up on the boa! LOL!

[Dzbabykel]

I'll provide the boa, Bunny you bring the pasties and TQ will have the whiskey on hand!!! We're all set :D

[thelawgiver]

There has to be plenty of barrels of rum on The Black Rock. Mix that with some fruits from the island, ah yes! Anybody find an ipod loaded with Buffett on the plane?

[Dzbabykel]

There has to be plenty of barrels of rum on The Black Rock. Mix that with some fruits from the island, ah yes! Anybody find an ipod loaded with Buffett on the plane?

Haha Patchy you shall be the token bartender!!!

[thelawgiver]

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

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[Robo42]

And pass me one of our bountiful wenches ,you scoundrel, ARRRRRRR!

[Dzbabykel]

Hahaha awww aren't our little pirates so cute??? :p

[lostlindy]

they found beer so there has to be some rum at the black rock. ooohhh fermented guava and rum. sure sounds like it would give ya a dandy buzz!!:p

[lostlindy]

where's that handsome scotty at? have a sip a me liquor. you handsome devel ya

[thelawgiver]

And SPOILER ALERT: In this week's episode, Sawyer finds some Dharma red wine in a box.

[Robo42]

Arrrrrrr!, how bout you come here and pour me some more rum, you handsome wench? arrrr!
I think that's just about played now that I'm reading it, but will post anyway. LOL

[thelawgiver]

Don't worry Dz will have a dance pole at the bar!

[Dzbabykel]

Haha woo hoo! I'll work my magic....(not sure what that means LOL but I'm gonna attempt!) :p

[Robo42]

Then I wanna add, that I also want my wallet from the Luggage. I think I may have a few singles in there. Dz Are you taking cash or are we using seashells for currency? LOL
Patch, how many shells for a Captain and coke.?

[Dzbabykel]

Haha well what can I get with sea shells?? ;)

[thelawgiver]

We'll be using the Dharma Script from the little Dharma Credit Union at the barracks.

That'll be 3 Dharmas for you Mr. Robo

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[Robo42]

Are these happy hour prices Patch? and Dz, you might get some scratches LOL LOl Sorry, but I had to say it.

[Dzbabykel]

Hahahahahah!! Robo! Do we have a scratching fetish we weren't aware of?? :eek:

Ohh wait....is it because your a "dog"? I'm so slow.......:rolleyes:

[thelawgiver]

I thought he had a tickle fetish

[Robo42]

It's just that sea shells can have sharp edges.I think I better shut up. Obviously you haven't been to many bachelor parties and am glad to know that we prob will never see you at one, if you catch my drift. lol
Help me Patch!!!! LOl

[Dzbabykel]

Hahahah nope no bachelor parties but I NOW see what ya mean hahahah! I've been to plenty of bachelorette parties however....

[Dzbabykel]

Geez I'm like the dumb blonde of the forum....haha i feel so dumb, sorry guys! :rolleyes:

[Robo42]

Dz after some of those amazing posts the other day, you are not the dumb blonde of the forum, just the blonde we love to mess with.

[Dzbabykel]

Haha I'll take it! :)

[bunnydixon]

dammit i missed the pirate themed pole dancing!!!

[thelawgiver]

Dz, Ms. innocent? Something tells me you've been to a few Bachelorette parties!!

And don't worry Bunnie, the Losties bar in the hull of The Black Rock is open daily 6a.m. to 2a.m., however, we are still waiting for Dharma to issue our cabaret permit, so we can have live music from JustJoe. Rousseau is trying to block it due to island zoning laws for noise. She thinks you, Dz and TQ will get to rowdy.

[Dzbabykel]

Hahaha yeah I was actually gonna put a pic of me and my friend at the most recent bachelorette party I was at in our pic section but then decided against is LOL......and yeah Rousseau is just jealous of Bunny, TQ and I's awesome party skills :D

[bunnydixon]

i bet rousseau could wrap herself round that pole no problem - maybe she just wants a job!

[Dzbabykel]

Hahah oh yah I'm sure she has a frisky side.....remember she DID tie Sayid up to the bed ;)

[thelawgiver]

She's like the Dom on CSI, Lady Heather

[thelawgiver]

I see franchises of LOST restaurants like Bubba Gumps

With:

Delicious Dharma food staples

Jin's raw fish bar

Desmond's whiskey bar

Restrooms in The Hatch

Locke's wild pulled pork BBQ sandwiches

Juliette's "Others" Cheeseburger

Hurley's decandent ice cream sundae drenched in Dharma peanut butter and crumpled Apollo candy bars

[bunnydixon]

mm sounds good - i'd go LOL!

[Dzbabykel]

Hahahaha! I especially loved "Locke's pulled pork bbq sandwiches" I could totally see that!! :D

[bunnydixon]

we could gets suns homegrown salad as a side

[thelawgiver]

Yes.

Sun's organic island salad with Dharma Ranch dressing

Happy hour: Warm skanky Dharma beer, 1/2 off!

Brunch special: Breakfast with Ben!

[Dzbabykel]

Skanky, eh??

[bunnydixon]

Yes.

Sun's organic island salad with Dharma Ranch dressing

Happy hour: Warm skanky Dharma beer, 1/2 off!

Brunch special: Breakfast with Ben!


do you get a free pack of handcuffs with every brunch?

[Dzbabykel]

Alright crazy kids....I'm outta here! See you back on here later tonight :p

Bunny - keep those boys in check, will ya?? ;)

[bunnydixon]

i'll try - i have my stick and my taser if they get outta hand :p

catch ya laters chickadee :)

[Turnip Queen]

Hi all! I've decided to come to your tent for the night! Where's the waiter?

I'll have a Juliette (others) Cheeseburger with a side of Ben's handcuff fries, and some Sawyer for dessert!

[bunnydixon]

LOL!

is there still some dharma red left?

[Turnip Queen]

Yes, Sawyer said he was keeping the last of it for me and him :D

[Robo42]

Honestly, I'm not sure how long we would last now. With all the booze and continuos orgies going on, I'm starting worry that we won't have any ambition to catch fish or scavange for berries. LOL

[bunnydixon]

ooh i love a good scavange!

[Turnip Queen]

HAHA Ah it'll be grand, we'll have a few take-aways fall out of the sky to go with our drinks! This is perfection!

[Dzbabykel]

Haha yes but we'll all be wayy too hungover!!:eek:

[bunnydixon]

not me - seriously, I rarely drink!

but i do like cocktails when i go out as i dont get drunk. LOL!

Wine just knocks me out after a few glasses!

[Dzbabykel]

I agree with you Bunny, I love a cocktail or 2 when I go out but I keep my wine at home for my Lost nights ;)

[Turnip Queen]

Dharma red, I hope!!

I'm not THAT big a drinker myself - normally if I'm out and they're playing really bad music and obnoxious sleazebags are coming onto me, I'll need a few drinks. But otherwise I'm not that bad - well not bad for being Irish! :D

[hollie425]

i actually tried some mccutcheons. its pretty good

[Dzbabykel]

Haha is that an actual brand of whiskey??

[Turnip Queen]

Yeah I wonder if it is a real brand! I doubt it though! I'm gonna stick with the Dharma red so maybe Sawyer will pay me a visit. I'll drink the Mc Clutcheon when I'm having a session with Desmond!

[bunnydixon]

haha!!!

match the man to the drink!!

[Dzbabykel]

Yah sounds like a plan to me!!

[thelawgiver]

I think I'll sip a Mai Tai for every nickname Sawyer utters tonight!!

[Turnip Queen]

HAHA Yes a Sawyer-nickname drinking game would be fun!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I loved the time he called Locke a 'bald bastard' - I thought that was hilarious!

[Dzbabykel]

Haha there ya go! We can all play that drinking game....we should even have a special thread for it while we watch the show hahaha :p

[Dzbabykel]

Hahaha my ALL TIME favorite was when he called Locke "Mr. Clean" hahahaha!

[bunnydixon]

poor john lol

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHAHAHA! I loved when he said to Jack and Juliet: 'What are you two talking about? Who's your favourite other?' HAHAHAHA

[Dzbabykel]

Hahahahha ohh yah that was sooo funny :p

[thelawgiver]

He also recently called Locke "Colenel Kurtz", which was a spot-on for Marlon Brandy's character in Apocalypes Now, who had shaved his head and gone crazy in the jungle as the god of the natives.

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[Dzbabykel]

He also recently called Locke "Colenel Kurtz", which was a spot-on for Marlon Brandy's character in Apocalypes Now, who had shaved his head and gone crazy in the jungle as the god of the natives.

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Haha yah that sounds about right :p

[Turnip Queen]

HAHAHAHA yeah! Locke is getting a little like Jack at the moment, shouting and giving orders, I prefer the old Locke!

[Robo42]

Damn Patch, I couldn't remember who Col. Kurtz was. I was going to find out myself and not ask. You saved me some time bro. Thanks.
P.S. I love the smell Napalm(sp) in the morning. LOL

[thelawgiver]

YVW Robo. Ask anytime. I am a font of useless information

[Turnip Queen]

OK, I need a drink since I can't really comment on many other threads til I see the episode, or move to America! :D

Tonight I might have one of those Ice teas that Kate makes! :D

[iptydafoo]

HAHA Yes a Sawyer-nickname drinking game would be fun!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I loved the time he called Locke a 'bald bastard' - I thought that was hilarious!

Classic line: Sawyer calling Ben Yoda. Nice!

[Turnip Queen]

HAHA We should have a thread where we give each other nicknames that Sawyer might call us according to our posts!

[bunnydixon]

good idea TQ!

[Robo42]

I think that would be pretty funny. Maybe a consesus by the forum for a final name, that if you play, you must use as your forum name, with a new avatar picked out by the forum.

[Dzbabykel]

I like it, good plan! :)

[bunnydixon]

sounds fun!!!!

[Robo42]

Someone is going to have to start it off on a new thread. I'll keep the tally though. I'm at my most creative reacting to things.

[Turnip Queen]

Ooh yes, that's a great idea! Someone else start it, I'm too hyper!