The Best Of Richard's Momma???

[Unbridled Pageantry]

I have gone through and compiled (in my estimation) ten of the best Richard's momma jokes that we've come up with lately. Sorry to anyone that felt they should make it, but these ones' stood out to me as the best.
So vote away.

[krakup]

where are they?

[Unbridled Pageantry]

where are they?

Sorry, took a lot of work editting them to fit the poll. :)

[krakup]

Sorry, took a lot of work editting them to fit the poll. :)

right u r lol

[spartygirl]

oooohh LOL....I really like 2 of them....can I vote twice ??? :rolleyes:;)

[Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid]

had a little time on your hands, Un?:D

[Unbridled Pageantry]

oooohh LOL....I really like 2 of them....can I vote twice ??? :rolleyes:;)

Sorry, I should have set it up for more than one vote; but I had a vision of the mass flooding for my entry. :)


Here'sLOCKEing at you,Kid
had a little time on your hands, Un?

Just a little but. I felt bad because I had to edit some a little to make them fit. You just don't catch the true essence of Richard's momma.

[tpbaxter]

Just a little but. I felt bad because I had to edit some a little to make them fit. You just don't catch the true essence of Richard's momma.

I was impressed that you were able to narrow it down to 10.

by the way, Richard's momma is so stupid that when the Oceanic flight 816 crashed she thought the black box was just a metaphor. damn! I just can't do richard's momma jokes...

[ortrules]

I voted for the whatever happened happened one. It was a good mix of a funny momma joke while still being relevant to Lost.

[Unbridled Pageantry]

I voted for the whatever happened happened one. It was a good mix of a funny momma joke while still being relevant to Lost.


Yeah, that's a great one. NoData was coming up with tons of great Richard's momma's. At this moment it's NoData tied with beachblinkette's. That's good that beach's is up there. I think she only posted once or twice; but she dropped some serious "science" on the thread.

[DarkPhoenix-24]

nodata definately had the best one! thanks for bringing back the laughs hahahahaha

[Unbridled Pageantry]

Is this the end of the voting???
It looks like NoData has it for the best Richard's momma, unless anyone else wants to let their voice be heard.

[beachblinkette]

Is this the end of the voting???
It looks like NoData has it for the best Richard's momma, unless anyone else wants to let their voice be heard.
That Richard's Momma thread was one of the best threads--a lot of fun!! Thanks, Unbridled, for putting the poll together and doing a great job. I voted for yours! Only a lover of comics would have thought up that one. We used to call it "chopping" each other. It just goes to show you that this forum is full of closet comedians. I thought they were all pretty clever. :D

[LissaMarie]

I refuse to vote!! They were all so damn funny, I'll feel bad for the 9 I couldn't pick!! Someone should stick that thread to the top of the page...

Kudos to you, U.P., and everyone else for all the funny! One of my favorite parts is that it started out as Amp lamenting the fact that people don't always pick up on sarcasm. Something like 4 posts later, the Mama jokes started and the hilarity ensued. What a great testimony to the people on this board!!:)

Here's a link to the original thread...

http://www.lost.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7914&highlight=sarcasm

[Unbridled Pageantry]

And it looks like NoData has won the battle of Richard's momma

Congratulations NoData; may Richard's momma be with you.
:)

[NoData]

Congrats NoData
You're winning the poll right now in Gen.Disc. on the best Richard's momma joke.That whole Sarcasm thread was so great. I voted for Dark Phoenix - hilarious!

Richard's momma is so stupid that when the Oceanic flight 816 crashed she thought the black box was just a metaphor. damn!:D And the hits just keep on coming!!! love it

[DarkPhoenix-24]

That whole Sarcasm thread was so great. I voted for Dark Phoenix - hilarious!




thanks NoData!

that thread will have to be my fave thread so far. second fave is the lost lines you shouldn't say during sex. OMG there are some good ones on there.