vincent vs sayid

[iggyjeckel]

Oh my god! I can't believe it! Out of nowhere a match has erupted!

In an interview backstage sayid and vincent started taking shots off one by one! I just can't understand what could of happened! Well ladies and gentlemen we go backstage now to watch the show!

[5starboss]

* pours water into pot...sets it ontop of a hotplate to boil*

* grabs vincents tail* with a knife in hand.

[tpbaxter]

* pours water into pot...sets it ontop of a hotplate to boil*

* grabs vincents tail* with a knife in hand.

* alters history so John Locke is also in the ring, then asks him to "HELP ME" *

[5starboss]

what is this? tag team? no matter...grabs Locke's arm, slings him across the ring. locke bouces off the ropes, scoops him up into a sidewalk slam. **bends over and farts in Lockes face**

[5starboss]

Sayid

* chases Vincent around the ring for the "chicken neck breaker" move*

[iggyjeckel]

Wow ladies and gentlemen this here fight has already gotten off to a great start!

Already I have seen sayid grab ahold of vincents tail and for some reason Locke shows up looks at the two and runs away!

Then vincent started to lick his own butt then proceeded to lick sayids!

Sayid grabbed ahold of vincent once again and threw him hard against the wall where we saw vincent land on all 4's sideways and flung himself against sayid!

I tell you ladies and gentlemen I'm not even sure how to even call this match!

[iggyjeckel]

*ok now I really am unsure how to call the match lol you are all taking care of the commentary lol*

[tpbaxter]

oh my god! Jacob has pooped in the middle of the ring! i bet this move will be important later in the match but this move makes no sense to me right now!

[Jeremy]

Will we ever get a tree frog vs. Hurley bird match?

[iggyjeckel]

I have to completely agree with you! Pooping in the *backstage lol* I mean I have seen jack all hopped up on pills drunk do it but during a match! I just don't understand it!

This match is amazing! Sayid just got vincent in the chicken neck breaker move and voila like a move done by the wonder twins vincent turned right into Jacob!

Sayid so confused by this new predicament lost his grip and now its almost a stare down between these two!


*this is a backstage hardcore match since it took place during the interview :)*

[tpbaxter]

I have to completely agree with you! Pooping in the *backstage lol* I mean I have seen jack all hopped up on pills drunk do it but during a match! I just don't understand it!

This match is amazing! Sayid just got vincent in the chicken neck breaker move and voila like a move done by the wonder twins vincent turned right into Jacob!

Sayid so confused by this new predicament lost his grip and now its almost a stare down between these two!


*this is a backstage hardcore match since it took place during the interview :)*

oh my god. i can't stop shouting oh my god!

so the winner cannot win a belt from this fight? oh my god!

vincent's eye of jacob move is destroying Sayid in this staring contest!

[iggyjeckel]

I have to agree once again! Sayid seems to be wearing down from Jacobs stare. Sayid is down to one knee and Jacob....wait what does he have behind his back? Oh no he's got a chair! Jacob is going to bonk sayid right across the forehead! This is going to hurt? What can sayid possibly do to get away from Jacob while the eye of Jacob is still going on?

[when am i?]

Like from outta nowhere,Sayyid suddenly produces a broken mccutcheon bottle and instantly takes out Jacob's eye.
Jacob falls and Sayid uses the bamboo sticks in an attempt to make him tap out...

[iggyjeckel]

Oh no Jacob just slipped on his own poo! He lost eye contact with sayid and sayid is now making his way back up! He is back on two feet and Jacob is getting his own footing back!


We have just been informed by iggy jeckel that no one should proceed back there! Is smells like a rotting sewer system! God I don't envy that man at all

[when am i?]

So much for Sayid taking Jacob's eye out with the broken bottle and using the bamboo sticks to make him tap out,what happened with that?
Maybe someone doesn't want Sayid to win!

[tpbaxter]

So much for Sayid taking Jacob's eye out with the broken bottle and using the bamboo sticks to make him tap out,whwt happened with that?

Jacob/Vincent must have altered history so it never happened.

edit:

by the way, i guess the commentary has to be consistent with the voting right? so vincent was up 3-2 but then it got tied 3-3 so the commentators have to give Sayid a comeback move and make it a tie so far, right?

[iggyjeckel]

*while I appreciate the help with the commentary and trust me I do please remember that the votes have to determine what actions are being made, if vincent is at 3 and sayid is at 2 but a vote is made in sayid's favor then it is tied up and neither have the upper hand. Thus moves that would completely impede the other wouldn't be truthful to the voting. If it went in vincents favor and he went up my 2 then maybe something like the chair slammed against his head and knocked him out long enough for Jacob to ready another move....get it?*

[chester]

So much for Sayid taking Jacob's eye out with the broken bottle and using the bamboo sticks to make him tap out,what happened with that?
Maybe someone doesn't want Sayid to win!

Someone must have gone back in time and changed it.

[when am i?]

Sayid was at 3-3 before I made that post cos I voted for him.
But I didn't conclude Sayid to have got the tap out win cos it was 3-3.
I would have expected Jacob to get up rather than slip on his own poop cos Sayid had already made him fall by taking out his eye.
But I read his eye was still there when he slipped.
Whatever dudes..
I just won't bother wasting my time getting involved with the commentary again.

[tpbaxter]

oh my god! apparently vincent has ripped off sayid's sock! now sayid is trying to get his sock back. oh my god these two are engaged in an ultimate tug of war for the sock.

sayid is pulling as hard as he can and making grunting noises!

vincent is growling and wagging his tail!

oh my god!

[tpbaxter]

Sayid was at 3-3 before I made that post cos I voted for him.
But I didn't conclude Sayid to have got the tap out win cos it was 3-3.
I would have expected Jacob to get up rather than slip on his own poop cos Sayid had already made him fall by taking out his eye.
But I read his eye was still there when he slipped.

yeah why would Jacob put the poop there just for himself to slip on. the lord/jacob/vincent works in mysterious ways...

[chester]

Is there a LWF TPTB to help settle these historical disputes?

[tpbaxter]

Is there a LWF TPTB to help settle these historical disputes?

i think iggyjeckel is the TPTB.

[iggyjeckel]

Ok I just saw that it became 3-3 when I saw that post. And sayid wasn't really doing much under the power of the eye of Jacob that's why when the votes got changed it was switched up, much like regular wrestling it is harder to do certain moves when there isn't much strength on your side, at first its just back and forth untill someone gains the upper hand (in these cases gets at least 2 votes higher) so gouging someones eye out is kinda severe for just a tie lol

[when am i?]

There should have been rules about commentary and how one side can get a one up,never mind,this is silly anyways.
Besides how come vincent turned to Jacob and also got the eye on Sayid(2 moves) at only 3-2 up,if you are supposed to be 2 clear points up to make a severe move?

[iggyjeckel]

Sorry I didn't make it easy to understand the commentary the only real rules are the more votes someone has on their side the more damage one can inflict. In the jin Locke fight jin had the upper hand most of the time that's why he was able to give more damage. But when Locke gained a vote you still show that he has a little fight in him so that its not all just one big beat down.

[tpbaxter]

oh my god! a fight as erupted here in the commetator booth!

meanwhile Sayid has gained the upper hand by creating a small bomb using only a flashflight and pieces of his chewed up shoe!

[when am i?]

I'm unhappy cos my commentary was completely wiped out and not taken seriously,but everyone's elses prior to mine was just canonic,it's not fair.But then again wrestling never is is it?

[iggyjeckel]

Because I was tired of sayid beatin a dog lol. But the eye of jacob was thrown in there because it doesn't really have huge effect on the match, yes it slows them down but it doesn't cause damage or anything threatening, and I had to get rid of the poo somehow lol

[when am i?]

Poor excuse for ignoring my commentary dude,I challenge you to a match to settle this!

[iggyjeckel]

Flash fire flash fire! Where is everyone?

Sayid's bomb went off but backfired and it has done nothing more then a giant flash grenade! Oh god what could possibly happen in the dark brightness?

[iggyjeckel]

Not trying to ignore your comment man just trying my best to keep it fair between the two contestants, and I could make a match for us, I don't have a wrestler yet, maybe ill make one, match Thursday?

[when am i?]

I mean me versus you dude.Not Ana Lucia,but me myself.

[tpbaxter]

oh snap! looks like sayid vs. vincent is a bust, but iggyjeckel vs. when am i? is kickass so far. choose your characters and prepare to duel!

by the way, this sounds like it could actually be a game. i remember they had marvel characters vs. street fighter characters. they could just do a fighting game with lost characters. yeah...

[when am i?]

This match should take place at my protest thread,"Ban the LWF'.
It will be "when am i" versus "iggyjeckel" in a last man standing match!

[iggyjeckel]

Lol I'm not a wrestler man, back when I was a kid my buddies and I would play around and maybe then I was more fit back then lol

Like I said I don't mean to ignore your comments its just they didn't fit in with it, the sayid bomb and jacob poo didn't really impact the match so I just threw it in there with my comments, it would be monumentally harder to throw in jacob losing an eye

[when am i?]

I already did our match and won on my protest thread,check it out dude.
I now await my match as Ana Lucia v Jin,but I will not commentate.

[iggyjeckel]

Ok the bright haze has finally settled, I can see jacob still scrambling around trying to get orientated but it appears that sayid isn't even fazed, how is that?


Aviator glasses? Sayid has some kind of glasses on and it seems the blast has not effected him at all! He has a chair in his hands raised above his head and about to bring it down on jacob's head...

[iggyjeckel]

Ok I'm out see you all later and ill finish this up tomorrow, have fun all!

[spartygirl]

oh my god! Jacob has pooped in the middle of the ring! i bet this move will be important later in the match but this move makes no sense to me right now!

oh my god! a fight as erupted here in the commetator booth!

meanwhile Sayid has gained the upper hand by creating a small bomb using only a flashflight and pieces of his chewed up shoe!

OMG...Bax you're cracking me up ...ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!:D

**sparty stands over on side of stage taking bets on commetator "match"

[MagicoA]

you know Damalton did say that vincent is the only character guaranteed not to die by the end of the series so i think he's got that on sayid haha

[krakup]

oh dear the chair comes crashing down on vinnies head, he looks dazed, unsteady on his paws, ooooooooooo *smash* again sayid is unrelenting, bashing the confused vincent senseless

[5starboss]

what's sayid taking out of his pocket? is it a weapon? brass knuckles? OHHH! its poison milkbone doggy treats. Will Vincent take the bait, or will he bite the hand that feeds?

[stargazer]

what's sayid taking out of his pocket? is it a weapon? brass knuckles? OHHH! its poison milkbone doggy treats. Will Vincent take the bait, or will he bite the hand that feeds?

NNNOOOOO!! Don't do it Vince!! oh no..I've seen that look in his eyes before! Its so hard to resist! NO VINCENT NO!! BAD DOG! Go for his throat!! GO GO GO!!

[krakup]

*mental note* he is crafty this sayid

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/baxterkrak/ninja.jpg

[5starboss]

NNNOOOOO!! Don't do it Vince!! oh no..I've seen that look in his eyes before! Its so hard to resist! NO VINCENT NO!! BAD DOG! Go for his throat!! GO GO GO!!

*vincent lunges at sayid as if he's the local dogcatcher, sayid ~trips~ and falls on his back laughing...OOHHH NOOOO he's having an LSD flashback from the teepee where Oldham gave him " just the right amount"...Vincent is all over sayid like stink on poop....the treats go flying into the air...

[when am i?]

I am so glad Sayid is winning 13,9 sounds like a whoopass coming on.
Well as he is 4 clear points ahead I think I should finish this match and get more revenge on Iggy,he he.I don't care if he ignores my commentary this time cos I can just ignore all of his cheating,biased unfair comments.Lol.

Okay so Sayid now somehow reaches into his pocket,takes out a broken McCutcheon bottle and proceeds in an attempt to slash Vincent's face.....the sly dog dodges and bites him in the ass.
OOOOOOUUUUUCHH shouts Sayid,as the bottle goes flying out of his hand and smashes to the ground in pieces.

Now Sayid has gotten hold of Vincent's tail to pull him off his ass,then he starts a whirling dervish and Vincent goes flying out his hand straight onto the remnants of his poop only to slip and land on the pieces of glass....Sayid now uses the knife Locke gave him back in season 1 and throws it into Vincent's back....nice shot Sayid......blood everywhere as Vincent takes his last breath and Sayid stands tall as the victor covering Vincent with his toe.1,2,3,done.


Phewww what a match.At least my version of the match,how I would like it to end.

[tpbaxter]

this whole affair smacks of celebrity deathmatch. does anyone here know how to do claymation?

[5starboss]

I claim victory over the canine. After I get my rabies shots, I will be ready to fight Jack. to the 9 who voted against me, come on what were you thinking? it's me Sayid....the baddest dude east of the Nile river.

[iggyjeckel]

Nice version when am I....except for the death part lol, so I veto it mwuhahaha this isn't deathmatch its just a very bazaar wrestling, if vincent dies then he won't be able to westle again.....or would he?

*thud*
LOST

[chester]

*Cue back. Focusing in on Vincent's 'dead' body*

Something strange seems to happening to Vincent's body. It's........turning black. And......smokey!!!

[when am i?]

Okay so like Naomi before him he doesn't actually die but only passes out,but like Mikhail and Charlie before him he was left for dead.
They have taken him to the vet on a stretcher,he should be able to recover for his next match.