Most Embarrassing Moments

[jacksnurse]

DO U GUYS HAVE ANY.....PLEASE SHARE:)

i have to think of which one of my many i will tell:eek:

(and i will say it now.....NO! it doesn't have anything to do with lost...but lets take a breather)

[TuesdaySmith]

You go first...

[NZlostie]

Well I've got too many..... especially when I was much younger

Not sure if anyone is going to get started sharing their stories so I will start

One of my most stupidest moments was when I was on a school tramping camp I was 13. I was discussing with my maths teacher about the weight of my tramping pack and trying to come up with ideas on how to save weight by not carrying certain things and he said "have you heard of dehydrating water capsules?" well I took the bait and the hook and have never lived it down since. well I should have cottoned on cause you would still need to "add water" :o

And just in-case you want a recent story -
I walk, talk, cook, clean, you name it probably done it in my sleep.
I've been known to leave the house naked... thankfully my husband has heard me open the front door and pull me back inside. Happened 3 times so far only made it just outside the door - I haven't had complaints from my neighbours so I think I'm safe to say no-one has seen me

Well please please please let someone else beat this story make my day!!!!

[Dzbabykel]

Haha what can you cook while sleeping??? :)

[NZlostie]

Well I should probably say food prep, I was about to start cooking I had all the pots and pans out ready, then woke up mid sleep-walking and went back to bed. What I actually have is - REM Sleep Movement - SO what ever I'm dreaming - I do. I have loads of stories.

[Dzbabykel]

Ohh wow, so whats the most bizarre thing you've done?? Thats really fascinating!

[NZlostie]

Ohh wow, so whats the most bizarre thing you've done?? Thats really fascinating!

I'm not sure about fascinating.
Ok, for me when I'm dreaming I'm could be anywhere so even though I'm in my bedroom I could be dreaming that I'm somewhere else and the layout of the place I'm at doesn't include my bedroom furniture. So I've been known to wake up with lots of bruises, sometimes I remember sometimes I don't remember.

my dream - I was locked in a coal shed it seemed like hours that I was locked in there. I was screaming for help and my mother walks into my bedroom thru my bedroom door (obviously) but to me there wasn't a door in the coal shed she had come thru a wall. She caught me climbing the drapes/curtains and hanging off the railing. But to me I was standing on a pile of boxes looking thru a small window crack screaming my nut off for help.

I have also had times in the night when I think I'm awake but I'm actually asleep. For me I can't tell the difference between awake and asleep. One night a man came into my room, he had walked thru the wall beside me and was standing over me. I told my husband there was someone in my room and they had to leave I explained he had walked thru the wall. I had an argument with my husband - he said that you can't walk thru the wall, but I said you could I totally believed you could I had just seen it done. So although I know when I'm awake you can't do it, when I'm asleep I know you can.

I could spend hours talking about this. For years this happened to me every night so I have loads of stories. Thankfully it has been a few months since my last experience. It takes a lot of energy out of me cause I'm not getting much sleep because of it and not a lot of rest.

Was that fascinating?

[jacksnurse]

i have many emb moments....a mild but funny one was when i was dating my ex husband....we were engaged and looking for a new house to buy as i was moving up to New York. We were just in a romantic mood and decided to be have some fun. We got out of the car in a what looked like deserted park. We started kissing for a while and just having fun...playing around. After a while i ended up against his car. We heard all of these giggles and started looking around. I finally saw like five kids maybe 10-12 years old laying against a hill spying on us.....i was so embarrassed....he was a cop and pulled his badge to scare them....god knows what they saw or how long they were there but i felt so bad because i had a young daughter....the kids ran off laughing. We got in the car and took off before their parents found out and called the police...(my ex would have died:))

[jacksnurse]

i have many more but WAY too embar. for this site:)

[Robo42]

Jacks,Pardon if my spelling is incorrect, but maybe the sicilian side in you will laugh if I call you a boutan (sp). Not in the literal sense, but joking loving sense. lol lol

[stargazer]

Far too many to mention hear! I will share one moment that comes to mind though. This lady came in the flower shop where I worked and I was taking her order. She was filling out a card and I asked her if the flowers were for her grandchildren. She said "No, for my children". That was bad. Oh, and another time a woman came in the same shop with dirt on her forehead. I went to help her wipe it off with a tissue and she said "Oh no, dear. Today is Ash Wednesday". She had just been to church!

[jacksnurse]

huh robo....i said that i had a sicilian name (by marriage) but what is boutan???? ive got to know now...:P

[jacksnurse]

k...here it goes..heres another weak one...(building myself up)...a few months ago i was shopping in Giant (grocery store). I had just drank a lot of coffee and had to "pee" bad. I didn't know this store at all so took off quick to find the bathroom. I barely made it...sigh...ran threw the door and into the stall..finally relief...i heard the door open and someone else come in....a minute later i heard them going to the bathroom and i was like "WTF...they aren't in the stall next to me...are they peeing on the floor"....i finished my business and left the stall and went to wash my hands....i saw something out of the corner of my eye and looked and ..........there was a like 85 year old man with peeing in the urinal...he looked at me and did a triple take...i thought "HS" and left (ran) quickly. Needless to say i checked out quickly before he told cust ser that a nurse was googling men in the men's bathroom

[jacksnurse]

OMG...star..i did the same thing to a nun that works with us as a PA....i said you have some dirt on your forehead...let me wipe it....it was ash wednesday...lol

[Robo42]

It's literally a highly negative term for a woman, but when used in context among friends it's not that bad and can also be used for a guy. My grandmother caught me making out with my girlfrind once and called me a boutan(sp) Literally it means someone who is "easy" or a....., but not amongst friends.

[Robo42]

HAHAHA Are you kidding that was prob his biggest thrill in 25 years. LOL

[gilligan]

Of course Gilligan has had a lot of embarrassing moments, but actually one that really stands out.
There was a woman acquaintance of mine. She had a lot of rough times. Sometimes i'd lend her a little money. she was pretty good at paying back. she got this new boyfriend. she asked for some money for a place to sleep. i wanted to make sure she got a place to stay, so i took her and her boyfriend down to the hotel [ok, you can already see things going the wrong way]. she stayed in the car, he comes in to register with me. i say, I'd like to pay for a room for one night, please. she says, one bed or two? i ask the boyfriend, he says, One. So i turn to the woman and say, One. She looks at me and then at him [and, i dont want to be pi, but he was really scuzzy] and her eyes get real wide. Takes me a minute to realize what she's thinking. then its, No, no, its not that....

[jacksnurse]

yeah probably...i dunno though...he looked scared as hell....being that i caught him with his pants down and i was wearing nurse attire...probably thought i was gonna give him an enema or somethin'...lol

[Robo42]

Stargaze, i just noticed yor post and loved your ash wednesday story. I'm smiling right now because someone tried to wipe my forehead once. LOL

[jacksnurse]

gilligan that is sooo hilarious...im sure u got out of there quick...so sorry for u...hehehe

[Robo42]

I know were off the thread now, But if there is one forum name who should remain the same is Gilligan's in my book. I loved the show, I like the avatar, and Gilligan has that Charlie/Hurley personality on the forum. LOL

[jacksnurse]

god i loved that show as a kid...i watched those re runs over and over...definitely hurley=gilligan.....shannon was ginger....kate is kind of a maryann...des is the professor (or Daniel)...sayid can be the captain...sun and jin are like mr and mrs howell

[gilligan]

I know were off the thread now, But if there is one forum name who should remain the same is Gilligan's in my book. I loved the show, I like the avatar, and Gilligan has that Charlie/Hurley personality on the forum. LOL
thanks again, robo. gosh, two compliments from you since ive been on here. my heads gettin big...i think its a compliment?...
actually, of LOST guys, my personality probably is the closest to hurley/charlie, i think. You guessed better than that personality quiz doohickey thingie--it said i was claire. sheesh, they couldnt even get the gender right!

[stargazer]

OMG...star..i did the same thing to a nun that works with us as a PA....i said you have some dirt on your forehead...let me wipe it....it was ash wednesday...lol

It makes me truly happy to know you did that too, JN! But, A NUN?? Did she rap you on the knuckles???

[stargazer]

k...here it goes..heres another weak one...(building myself up)...a few months ago i was shopping in Giant (grocery store). I had just drank a lot of coffee and had to "pee" bad. I didn't know this store at all so took off quick to find the bathroom. I barely made it...sigh...ran threw the door and into the stall..finally relief...i heard the door open and someone else come in....a minute later i heard them going to the bathroom and i was like "WTF...they aren't in the stall next to me...are they peeing on the floor"....i finished my business and left the stall and went to wash my hands....i saw something out of the corner of my eye and looked and ..........there was a like 85 year old man with peeing in the urinal...he looked at me and did a triple take...i thought "HS" and left (ran) quickly. Needless to say i checked out quickly before he told cust ser that a nurse was googling men in the men's bathroom

Ok, who all here has gone into the wrong bathrooms???

[jacksnurse]

she didn't whack me but was like "obviously you aren't Catholic"....i was like no...born and raised by southern baptists here mam....lol...no really she did

[Robo42]

HAHAH, Very good Jacks.
Prob the most emb. story for me was during college I went to a party of a friend of my then girlfriend in New Jersey. We were very happy when we decided to leave. It was late, dark and Iwas not famililiar with the area and of course in no condition to drive. Fortunately, after about five min. I realized this and God forbid I got into an accident and hurt someone. So we pulled off the road into what I thought was a park and we hopped in the back seat to sleep it off.
The next mornin' , just at sunrise,I woke up to the blood curdling scream of my girlfriend.
I jumped up to see what was happening and there were too old men peering into the car. I soon later realized it was not a park but that i also missed the parking lot by a good ways and parked on the First tee of a golf course.

[stargazer]

Stargaze, i just noticed yor post and loved your ash wednesday story. I'm smiling right now because someone tried to wipe my forehead once. LOL

Hahahahah!!:D

[Dzbabykel]

Hahaha!! Robo that is awesome!!

[stargazer]

Wow, Robo..aren't you glad you didn't run into Sayid??

[jacksnurse]

rob ur too much...did they pee on ur girlfriend???hope not...

[Robo42]

no, but they looked pretty pissed with thei clubs in their hand. I just jumped over the seat started that baby up and almost hit a pole on the way out. I was so discombobulated, i headed in the wrong direction. we were almost at the delaware border when I figured out where were. It took like six hours to get back home. LOL LOl

[jacksnurse]

one of those college moments....at the beach with friends...had a carload full of people and everyone was loaded...i was the least so had like 8 blocks to drive back to our place and went through someones yard and hit a sign.....never did that again.....stupid esp coming from a family of cops

[Robo42]

HAHA That is hilarious. My question to you is, how will you react when your daughter does this stuff.
P.S. I guess St. Patty's day is big in your family.

[jacksnurse]

she is different from me....she is more of a leader already...and more sure of who she is at this age then i was....i trust that she will probably make good decisions....better than i did at that age.....jeez i hope anyway...the truth...i will kick her A## of course..lol

[jacksnurse]

kind of big...my daughter always wants to wear green and im like ur spanish and italian.....maybe like 1/16 irish....she doesn't care....she is proud of that little bit of irish heritage..lol

[Robo42]

That's very nice. Is her father in the picture? My sister is divorced with two children so you have my deepest respect as a single mom.

[jacksnurse]

hardly....but it is amicable..lol ...he still calls me up and wants me to "party"when his brothers are in town from NY.....that is exactly why i left him when she was like 2 1/2....we had a very temultuous (sp?) relationship....he didn't want to grow up....and...i had to grow up ....he comes to see her when she performs some...he wants to see her more but he waited too many years to expect her to come around so easily...but....all is well...she has a lot of men in the family and no hard feelings.....i only talk good about him to her.....i try to get them 2gether some...she is stubborn though (the italian in her i guess)....thank god she is not sicilian...like my ex....very stubborn...lol..and u know it rob

[Robo42]

Yes,Sicilians can be very stubborn, never forget and always hold a grudge. I wish I could remember the the word in italian, but I can't right now. I want to say gavoon(sp) but I think that is a jackass in the clown sense not stubborn sense.
I am glad that things are working well as can be though, and it's really your daughters decision.

[jacksnurse]

yes...i respect her decision...rob...i can't wait until TQ and bunny find this thread tomorrow.....can u imagine what emb moments they will have to talk about.....what about u rob...ever engaged or married??? any kids??

[jacksnurse]

ROB check ur mail:)

[Robo42]

I've been engaged twice. i have commitment issues, but I'm not really a dog so in both cases it ended well. i still am friendly with one. no kids. I get that I am too picky alot, but it's more of the case of finding the right personality match. Trust me I can be a stubborn pain in the ass, but can also be introverted at times. So I need more of an outgoing type who tells me I'm an ass when necessary and not the silent treatment. It's weird, maybe I need to go back to my roots and date an Italian girl. I have never really dated an italian girl. My girlfriend now is columbian, so alot of estrogen, but more laid back.

[gilligan]

Ok, who all here has gone into the wrong bathrooms???

once when my little daughter was lost at the fairgrounds and i was starting to freak a bit, i ran into womans b-room on purpose. a lady started to yell at me, Hey thats the Women's. and i just thought that seeing women w/pants down was the least of my worries. ps i found her in there.

but the funny one was when i went into a Men's room. There was someone in there who was combing their long, blond hair [it was straight, so it wasnt jj-haha]. kinda feminine features, so i said, Ooops, sorry. Made a u-turn and went out. Looked at the sign and it said Mens. I was puzzled for a bit til i realized it musta been a guy. cant remember if i went back in.

[jacksnurse]

my ex hubbies wife is irish italian....steer clear of that mix.....violent temper...and very possessive....she was like stalking me after we got engaged...we actually eloped to NEW ORLEANS so she wouldn't crash the wedding ...no joke

[gilligan]

my ex hubbies wife is irish italian....steer clear of that mix.....violent temper...and very possessive....she was like stalking me after we got engaged...we actually eloped to NEW ORLEANS so she wouldn't crash the wedding ...no joke

would that be your ex hubbies wife or your hubbies ex wife? [or your ex wife's hubby...im lost....

[jacksnurse]

lol gilligan.....that happened to my dad...we have several transvestites in the area...lol...he was in the mall br and saw what looked like a man in a dress with stockings....he stood there trying to figure it out but said what the hell and ended up reporting Him/Her/???? to security....man u should have heard him tell that story...he is 75

[jacksnurse]

gilligan u got me on that one.....guess im getting tired...or my eyes and hands are....my ex husbands ex wife..there u go....u think its confusing...how do u think i feel with 2 ex hubbies..lol

[Robo42]

Gilligan, You and Zeke are our Charlie/Hurley on this forum.

[gilligan]

ha-ha jacks. i dont think mine was a transvestite. but i remember the first one i saw. i led a rather...sheltered life...and was in a restaurant... and one was sitting at our table, i cant remembe why. couldnt figure it out. about two years later it hit me--oh, thats what that was. OK, im not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[jacksnurse]

we have two others in the neighborhood i work....one wears spiked heels, a black leather mini and walks a white poodle......the other (my daughters favorite:)) wears a white tennis skirt with a button up shirt that he/she ties up to show the stomach and rides a bike.....I KID YOU NOT....

[gilligan]

gilligan u got me on that one.....guess im getting tired...or my eyes and hands are....my ex husbands ex wife..there u go....u think its confusing...how do u think i feel with 2 ex hubbies..lol

hey jacks, i'm saddened when anyone has to go thru divorce/breaking up. seems a bit ironic, we can get along well online with people weve never met, but just try livin w/someone. marriage must be the hardest thing in the world...but most rewarding too?

[jacksnurse]

yes...unfortunately i am a giver and i married a taker twice (lol...2 diff ones that is)....i am the stronger for it and still a hopeless romantic....my parents have been married for like 55 years and still going strong....maybe i will try it again in like 20 years when im in my 50s:)

[Robo42]

Until the next sawyer comes along. You're ahopless romantic like most of us who are into lost. Not just the romance aspect, but the show being of something way beyond us or reality.

[jacksnurse]

no the next jack...lol...rob....really though...i would never date a doctor unless he was stranded on an island (don't like their being on call and stuff...lol)...

[Robo42]

Who mentioned doctor, I thought you dug cops anyway? maybe try a suit next time. maybe you need an accountant.

[jacksnurse]

yeah....first hubby was a foreman carpenter....fiance in btwn was a Navy officer (4 years) and this one a cop.....never dated an accountant though...might try that one

[gilligan]

Who mentioned doctor, I thought you dug cops anyway? maybe try a suit next time. maybe you need an accountant.

i dont wanna question your judgement of character, robo, but i dont think an accountant would work for our jacks

[jacksnurse]

what do u think then gilligan????now u got me curious..hehe

[Robo42]

I'm just saying Jacks need a more comfortable, less drama, one woman, stay at home kind of guy. That's all
And Gilligan I thought we were buds. LOL LOL

[jacksnurse]

it's ok rob....i don't have anything agst acct's..maybe i will take ur advise....it's the spanish/italian or puerto rican/sicilians from new york that i need to avoid...lol...i am a green eyed part irish girlie and i guess they are a deadly mix the two.....lol

[gilligan]

what do u think then gilligan????now u got me curious..hehe

i hate to cop out on you [get the pun?], but honestly i dont think the occupation matters too much. but def sounds like you need someone who wont let you give all the time..and who will give to you and your daughter.

but that sounds all hokey. so if i had to make a guess at a profession i would say: not a contractor, not a cop, not a navy officer, not a doctor, not an accountant, not a car salesman, not a professional wrestler. Not someone who owns their own business for same reason as not a doctor. Gosh, whats left for a nurse like you? OK, its coming...no, not a teacher, plumber...how about an airplane pilot?...but neither of the ones on Lost. yeah, your def a pilot type. dunno why. what you think? robo, hes gotta approve this too

[Robo42]

I'm sure about the pilot. they are gone alot, which could be a good thing for a marriage, but it also could give him the opportunity to get into trouble. That's a tough one Gilligan.

[gilligan]

I'm just saying Jacks need a more comfortable, less drama, one woman, stay at home kind of guy. That's all
And Gilligan I thought we were buds. LOL LOL

Yeah, i think your right about stay at home. kinda shoots down my pilot idea though...

as far as buds goes, your accountant theory was the first thing we've disagreed about--until i realized maybe you were right. what was it ben franklin once said: the older i get the less sure i am that im right?

[jacksnurse]

thanks guys....u are so sweet to be concerned but honestly i am doing very well on my own right now....i don't want any drama...maybe if i don't want it it will just come to me some day......a pilot sounds exciting and all but prob won't work cause i hate flying...i do it when i have to but i had a bad car accident going to new york like 3 1/2 years ago and i have a hard time with travel still.....i can do the train...even the acela...the bus and car but i don't trust anyone enough yet to drive me a long way and i need some hypnoses or something for the flying...haven't flown in 4 years....

[gilligan]

I'm sure about the pilot. they are gone alot, which could be a good thing for a marriage, but it also could give him the opportunity to get into trouble. That's a tough one Gilligan.

Got that jacks? we agree on a stay at home type. not boring, just devoted, interesting, enthusiastic, and willing to stick it out thru thick and thin [ok, i added that last bit]

man, i gotta sign off. you might think its getting late there on the east coast, just imagine how late its gettin here in the pacific northwest!

[jacksnurse]

see ya gilligan...ur our bud now so don't be a stranger:) Rob, i think that i am turning in too...what about u...u gonna wait for our new friend?????lol...

[gilligan]

thanks guys....u are so sweet to be concerned but honestly i am doing very well on my own right now....i don't want any drama...maybe if i don't want it it will just come to me some day......a pilot sounds exciting and all but prob won't work cause i hate flying...i do it when i have to but i had a bad car accident going to new york like 3 1/2 years ago and i have a hard time with travel still.....i can do the train...even the acela...the bus and car but i don't trust anyone enough yet to drive me a long way and i need some hypnoses or something for the flying...haven't flown in 4 years....

Yeah, who ever came up with that pilot idea, anyway? That would be one of my most embarassing moments if i didnt know how forgiving you wer. Actually, you've got the best solution, jack. if your doing well on your own, thats always the best. Especially with a daughter. No more drama than that needed. Get her raised up. Then when your not looking for somebody, one might come along--not by chance, either.

[jacksnurse]

gilligan...not embarr. moment for you...just sweet...man if i could have met u guys years ago.....:)lol

[gilligan]

your so kind, jacks. anyone can seem sweet online. youve met a lotta guys as nice as we seem--well, maybe not as nice as robo! everything happens for a reason, i think, and were all in this life together...

[bunnydixon]

this thread is so funny - loving the ash wednesday stories lol!!!

and yeah, what a bunch of hopeless romantics :p

well i have many embarassing stories to tell - i'll start with the light ones.

rick (my OH) had a friend of his round one night to watch football or something - he is a friend of his who i never really liked or got on with but am civil too (i just want to get along with everyone but this guy is a right ass!). anyhoo, my brother popped in aswell to borrow a movie and when he was leaving he wanted to look in on eve who was just a baby at the time. i followed him in and we ended up having a discussion about what an ass ricks friend was and how he looked like a hobbit (so its semi lost related lol!) yada yada....and then i let my brother out and was on my way back to the living room when the HORRIBLE realisation dawned on me that the baby monitor was on!!!!!! one side in eves room and the other in beside rick and friend!! i went for the longest bath EVER and then straight to bed without making another appearance as i was soooooo mortified lol!!! thats was 4 years ago and i still cringe when i see him hehe!

[islander]

i once farted in the middle of a hot yoga class...there was no where to hide.

[Robo42]

HaHAHA B
So I guess Rick confirmed the hobbit friend heard everything.? if so have you said anything to him LOL

[Robo42]

That is hilarious Islander, Are you male or female?

[bunnydixon]

you know - its just kind of unspoken about. i am the kind of person who - if you just forget about it, IT NEVER HAPPENED lol!!!

[Robo42]

Another ostrich just like me. Forgive and forget is what I always say, esp if it's something I did. LOL

[bunnydixon]

another story - more bizarre than embarassing though lol!

i was at a party way back when in college days and wasnt feeling too hot so went to go lie down. dozed off and woke up to find a couple next to me going for it! i was so embarassed and a little shocked so i just feigned sleep and prayed for it to be over quickly lol!

[bunnydixon]

Another ostrich just like me. Forgive and forget is what I always say, esp if it's something I did. LOL

haha - i swear by that tactic!!

[islander]

That is hilarious Islander, Are you male or female?


i'm a guy. some of those hot yoga poses guys just shouldn't do.

[Robo42]

Were you the only guy in the class, because then that is truly embarrassing. Was it loud and foul? and did anyone laugh or comment? I would have been rollin'. LOL

[bunnydixon]

i know - i am such a juvenile when someone farts in public it always make me giggle lol!

[bunnydixon]

i was on stage once playing mary in mary queen of scots got her head chopped off and i went on stage for my end monologue - got there and completely forgot the whole lot! thank god for dramatic pauses as i had to fake one until it came back to me - those 20 seconds were pretty horrendous though!

[Robo42]

HAHAHA, that is hilarious B. Do we have any video of this? How wrer getting beheaded. Axe or guillatine?

[bunnydixon]

i have a video of it - not sure it its from the night i forgot though lol! i also had to sing as my opening and as soon as i opened my mouth, my voice cracked lol! what a great leading lady huh LOL!

[lostNspace]

Here's one, a new neighbor moved in the apt. building next door to me. Her name, according to the mail box, was "A. (last name)".
This probably happens everywhere but at that apartment complex people would not ring the buzzer. They would just yell up at the window for whomever. I am a bit of a smart @ss, so I would yell back "Adrian" in ala Rocky Balboa. I think you can see this is going.
First I have to say the new neighbor was not so quiet when a see had a visitor. I could not hear what was said, but I knew what was going on.
Second not long after the first time I yelled "Adrian" the name on the mail box changed to Adrian (last name). Not the way I wanted to introduced myself.

[islander]

Were you the only guy in the class, because then that is truly embarrassing. Was it loud and foul? and did anyone laugh or comment? I would have been rollin'. LOL


there were a couple guys scattered around the class. it was one of those times where i thought i could hold it in, but those human pretzel poses got the best of me. foul? lol...lets just say the room was 100 degrees and i was soaking wet.

[Dzbabykel]

Haha these stories are hilarious! I'm still trying to think of a good one to give you guys but its hard to come up with one :p

[bunnydixon]

oh i know when i sent rob a PM and made myself sound like a total jezebel!

:p

[Sawyerroxmysox]

wow...jacksnurse u and ur husband must of had fun

[jacksnurse]

innocent fun yes.....srms....what's up

[Turnip Queen]

Most of mine include me falling - I'm SUCH a faller. I was dressed up as the Turnip Queen one halloween (gold cones, with gold turnips on my top, with a gold skirt and gold crown) and I was HAMMERED, and was dancing like a headcase, and I thought at some point I could swing out of the cobwebs from the ceiling, and did some sort of mad spin and fell flat on my back, cones in the air and managed to knock over all these microphones so they made this big noise and everyone in the pub looked around! Then one of the band members dressed as a bunny, had to pick me off the ground cos I kept laughing and I was thrown out of the pub!

[bunnydixon]

i am sure i have a ton of stories where eve has embarassed me in that way that kids do.

she once announced to the entire family that her daddy has a sausage bottom - my grans face was a picture although it took her a few seconds to figure out what the hell a sausage bottom was!!

[Dzbabykel]

i am sure i have a ton of stories where eve has embarassed me in that way that kids do.

she once announced to the entire family that her daddy has a sausage bottom - my grans face was a picture although it took her a few seconds to figure out what the hell a sausage bottom was!!

Haha umm...I'm not sure I know what a sausage bottom is either???

[bunnydixon]

well i guess she figured it looks like a sausage and is in the bottom region.......

[Dzbabykel]

Haha gotcha