greeneggs

You too hun! Sadly we couldn't seem to catch each other.

Evening Lady

Having a cool dog is not a personality trait, but it is always appreciated. I try to remember that when he wakes me at 4 AM cause he is lonely and bored. I really need to figure out some way to teach him to get bored at 6 AM instead. I guess I can be witty from time to time ... charming? You just don't know me very well. I guess arrogance and conceit are in the DNA.

Graduation is pretty cool ... especially since you probably never see those bastards that tortured you for sixteen weeks again. Just kidding, roughest job in the biz being a drill instructor.

Some people just have a little bit of a rough time with personality ... arogant ... conceded ... you know ... the way I am on the board. Of course, if I didn't act this way I wouldn't have any personality at all.

Thanks. I guess I don't hide it very well do I?

You ever take it over any sweet jumps?

Dang it! Frickin idiot! (I posted on my own page by accident)

Oh you think I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

more movie lines huh....in the wrist huh? try this on for size...


Today we will learn the correct way
how to crack an egg.

Voila, an egg!

Now an egg is not a stone.
It is not made of wood.

It is a living thing with a heart.

So when we crack it
we must not torment it.

We must be merciful and execute it
quickly, like with the guillotine.

It is done with one hand.
Kindly watch the wrist.

Voila. One, two, three, crack!

You see? It is all in the wrist.

And now, everybody, take an egg.

One, two, three, crack!

New egg.

One, two, three, crack!

The wrist, huh? Like a whip.
You watch.

Phillip's right, Trading Places....classic.

Penelope do you know where I've been since yesterday? They beat me up and stole my clothes. THOSE MEN wanted to have sex with me.