Jacob and Hulk Hogan Are Brothers-Crazy but True!!
I've been doing some more of my patented extensive research and uncovered a hidden but very important part of Jacob's past. At some point in the early eighties Jacob traveled to find his long lost brother (how this happened I still haven't uncovered) ....Hulk effin' Hogan.
Jacob went by the name of Randy and as you clearly can see is brave enough to stand up to the King of the Gods himself Zeus.
If you got to 5:20 of the scene you will see an amazing scene that truely showcases the bond formed between Hulk and his little bro Randy.
Groundbreaking...I know.
But that's not all. Check out this clip from the island. Clearly after Hulk battled and defeated the mighty Zeus, Jacob took him back to help him gaurd the island.
Once on the island Hulk took another direction than the expected muscle that Jacob wanted him as. Hulk became deeply philisophical on the ponderances of body odour, a plague that still runs rampant on the island to this day.
Because of his non stop pestering Jacob returned Hulk to the mainland where he continued to entertain millions with the movie Mr. Nanny.
This might be a bit hard to digest at first, but give it some time.
Sleep on it and you'll see that it all adds up.
First the turtle, then the origin of Sawyers con man ways, now this!?
It's a shame that the Space Turtle was banished so that everyone couldn't enjoy it. Especially after lil' MiB seeing the sea turtle on the beach.
It's not something I believe that was intentionally used, but you never know. Of all the animals to put on the beach, a Turtle.
It possibly could have been something lostcom could have capitalized on.
Jacob and Hulk Hogan Are Brothers-Crazy but True!!
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