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Old 08-05-2009, 07:56 PM
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Everyone loves a laugh, right?

Post your best rib-ticklers, puns or funny stories here. SpaceBar has many jokes.
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:00 PM
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*mutters*

spacebar is the joke

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Old 08-05-2009, 08:27 PM
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That sounds painful.
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:47 PM
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You cant start a theme thread without popping its cherry Spacebar! *please note that Pung capitalized Spacebar*
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:52 PM
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You cant start a theme thread without popping its cherry Spacebar! *please note that Pung capitalized Spacebar*
Too bad it's SpaceBar - ass.

I was going to come on and say how shocked I was to see you posting something that doesn't involve boobs, but your "popping its cherry" line was a good substitute. Kudos to you good sir!
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Too bad it's SpaceBar - ass.

I was going to come on and say how shocked I was to see you posting something that doesn't involve boobs, but your "popping its cherry" line was a good substitute. Kudos to you good sir!
A thank you. I would also like to point out that I have been posting many a bottoms since yesterday . Trust me, I want season 6 to come just as bad as you do.
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:57 PM
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Ok I will get it going with a funny one I have heard a couple times recently...


0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Old 08-05-2009, 08:59 PM
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Ok I will get it going with a funny one I have heard a couple times recently...


0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


hehehe!!! i like that one!
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What is Michael's favorite dance?









The WAAAAAAAAAAALTz!
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