Originally Posted by JfromtheD
I sprained my ankle about a month ago... walking down the stairs that I've walked 10,000 times.
No, I wasn't drunk at the time.
Wait... was I?
I sprained my ankle getting out of bed once.
I had a friend who dreamed he was sleeping on the floor. He rolled over, fell out of bed and broke his nose. i told him to tell people his little sister beat him up.