Silver Lining

[tpbaxter]

Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix-24

well... at least i'm not being punched in the ass by chuck norris

richard alpert has found and you and tells you that whether you are on the island or not, you still have to sleep with the bearded lady.

beats having to sleep with the bearded man...

Originally Posted by Saboteur's Requiem

Sonething to tell the grandkids aboot one day right?

You have to get kicked in the nuts 108 times in order to save your friends and family from impending doom and then have to ride a horse for an hour afterwards.

at least you'll finally get to learn how to ride a horse...

Originally Posted by Saboteur's Requiem

I guess getting a pencil/pen stabbed into your throat isn't a bad way to go.

You are having sex with Megan fox and after your all done she rips off her face and it's Rosie O'Donnell

at least she did it after you finished having sex...

you've wasted your entire Sunday afternoon thinking of terrible things so you can post in the "Silver Lining" thread.

[DarkPhoenix-24]

Originally Posted by Saboteur's Requiem

I guess getting a pencil/pen stabbed into your throat isn't a bad way to go.

You are having sex with Megan fox and after your all done she rips off her face and it's Rosie O'Donnell

good thing i got high before "the incident"

you are locked in a secure vault with Ben and you haven't had anything to eat in a week. the only source of food has been in Ben's underwear all week.

[Saboteur's Requiem]

Originally Posted by tpbaxter

beats having to sleep with the bearded man...



at least you'll finally get to learn how to ride a horse...



at least she did it after you finished having sex...

you've wasted your entire Sunday afternoon thinking of terrible things so you can post in the "Silver Lining" thread.

I've done worse

Hurley farts after eating some bad Dharma beef but the door has been locked from the outside!

[Saboteur's Requiem]

Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix-24

good thing i got high before "the incident"

you are locked in a secure vault with Ben and you haven't had anything to eat in a week. the only source of food has been in Ben's underwear all week.

Only if they're made from hemp and parts of Hurleys beard!

[chester]

Originally Posted by Saboteur's Requiem

I've done worse

Hurley farts after eating some bad Dharma beef but the door has been locked from the outside!

At least you can actually absorb nutrician from Hurley's farts.

You wake up, and just before your eyeballs dissolve you realise you're submerged in a barrell of sulphuric acid and someone just put the lid on.

[Saboteur's Requiem]

Originally Posted by chester

At least you can actually absorb nutrician from Hurley's farts.

You wake up, and just before your eyeballs dissolve you realise you're submerged in a barrell of sulphuric acid and someone just put the lid on.

Well then you finally get to take that acid trip.

You've eaten a bunch of mushrooms and a big giant bunny with #15 painted on its side is chasing you

[chester]

Originally Posted by Saboteur's Requiem

Well then you finally get to take that acid trip.

You've eaten a bunch of mushrooms and a big giant bunny with #15 painted on its side is chasing you

I see a duck. And it's duck season.

You come home and find your partner just finished having a huge sex party with 50 people of the oposite sex (to your partner).

[[T]he[L]amppost]

Originally Posted by chester

I see a duck. And it's duck season.

You come home and find your partner just finished having a huge sex party with 50 people of the oposite sex (to your partner).

Well hopefully I can join in!

You have a coma at birth, and wake up 60 years later, your whole life has been wasted.

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by [T]he[L]amppost

Well hopefully I can join in!

You have a coma at birth, and wake up 60 years later, your whole life has been wasted.

With all that beauty sleep, I'd probably have a wonderful modeling career!

You make it big as a rock star, but under the condition you can't partake in the sex and drugs part of it.

[DarkPhoenix-24]

Originally Posted by Landshark

With all that beauty sleep, I'd probably have a wonderful modeling career!

You make it big as a rock star, but under the condition you can't partake in the sex and drugs part of it.

good thing i'm filthy stinkin rich

your on a plane when you realize it's filled with snakes!